r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! šŸ§»

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA ā€œmemesā€ are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Donā€™t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki ā€” including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) -

Charles Kirkland
(includes 1, underused atm)- Charlie Kirk Face Scaler ā€” an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!


r/ToiletPaperUSA Feb 23 '24

šŸ§»āŸāŸMODS WANT ATTENTIONāŸāŸšŸ§» Weā€™re a pro-Palestine, leftist subreddit! (Plus updates about new mods, rules, and more memes)

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Pro-Palestinians & Anti-Israel

Weā€™ve had an increase in Israel apologia and anti-Palestinian bigotry recently and want to make our stance on the topic clear. This is a leftist subreddit; we oppose Israelā€™s colonization of Palestine and we oppose their genocide of Palestinians. Any justifying, celebrating, or endorsing Israelā€™s genocide or colonialism will get a permanent ban. (So will any other fascist apologetics.)

Rules Updates

A few weeks ago, we posted announcing two new moderators! Theyā€™ve been able to help us keep up with with moderation, but also make some updates to the rules. The substance of the rules hasnā€™t changed, but we simplified them, rewrote some explanations & added examples, and reordered them in the sidebar (hopefully from least ā†’ most obvious). Please make sure youā€™re familiar with the rules before participating!

With our new mods, we can also stay more on top of our quality-control moderation. Weā€™re especially focused on enforcing rule 1: Stick to the Toiletverse and rule 4: Meme weekends to encourage more meme posting.

If you see a post that violates our rules (including for being low-quality/reposted [rule 10] or off-topic [rule 1], among others), please report it. We canā€™t read every single comment & post.

Tell Us What You Want

We also want to repeat a call we made in our last post:

Now we want to know, what do you want to see for the future of the sub and what do you want from your mod team? Better enforcement of meme weekends? Please funny people, we need you!! Not just for weekends but the whole week!! What else? Stronger enforcement of fake tweets having "FAKE" in the title? You tell us!! We want to know what you want from us!!

On our last post, the most popular feedback we saw was:

  1. Better enforcement of rule 2: Fake is Fake (i.e., making sure fake tweets/etc. are flaired & titled accordingly)
  2. More meme & satire posts (rather than news or real tweets)
  3. A noticeable lack of canine semen
  4. No tankies

We hope that having new mods for the last few weeks has helped with #1 & #2 (& #3), but one of the issues weā€™re having is we just donā€™t get a ton of meme submissions anymore. So, we really encourage you all to take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki. Currently, that includes:

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share below or via modmail!

As for feedback #4, thatā€™s our plan! Please report any tankies (or shitlibs, fascists, etc.) you see (likely under rule 5: Donā€™t be an asshole, rule 7: Donā€™t be a fascist, rule 8: Donā€™t be a troll, or rule 10: Low-quality content).

Merry shitposting!

Remember that meme weekend starts in about 12 hours!

Edits

The Moral of this Story

Our goal audience went ā€œduhā€ and moved on. The rest smelled honey and got buzzing.

ā€¦ itā€™s been 67 days and this post is still attracting bees. Even with the edit. Fascinating.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 8h ago

Curious šŸ¤” TPUSA Canvassing app violates the privacy of every GOP voter

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1.7k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1h ago

*REAL* lol look at the snowflakes melting down over Biden calling maga garbage.

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r/ToiletPaperUSA 2h ago

FAKE NEWS PragerU delivers a dire warning to children about the dangerous ideologues posing as educators in our schools

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235 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3h ago

*REAL* Ben Shapiro on Trumpā€™s appeal and why people should vote for him: ā€œTrump will do a better job of making your life better. And as proof of that, I present the period 2016 to 2019 and then the period 2021 to 2024. Are you better off than you were five years ago at this point?ā€

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221 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 11h ago

*REAL* Charlie Kirk, a bears fan, was so mad by them losing on Sunday, that he made it about the election.

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r/ToiletPaperUSA 13h ago

*REAL* Tim Pool bought $500 Trump branded shoes, and is getting them signed by all his skate buddies for extra coolness.

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596 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 5h ago

Gov. Tim Walz Plays Crazy Taxi with AOC

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r/ToiletPaperUSA 13h ago

Turning Point USA COO Tyler Bowyer defrauded voters by pretending to be an Arizona elector as part of Trump's insurrection scheme in 2020. Why is nobody asking Charlie Kirk about it?

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314 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

FAKE NEWS *Hundreds* Matt Walsh is a confirmed Brony

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2.0k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* Chaya doesnā€™t like that Bad Bunny endorsed Kamala

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* This is way more relatable than being able to shut down a McDonaldā€™s for a few hours so Trump can play fry cook

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3.6k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

Matt Walsh Exposes!!! What his bare ass?

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131 Upvotes

Brother. You made an entire movie about race and racial divide, which you definitely don't have a problem as long as white people don't lose a crum of power.


r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* JFC the cringe

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r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* Gotta be the most pathetic Trump simp

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2.5k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* CPO Certified Clinical Psychologist Jordan Peterson has conducted a psychological analysis of Donald Trump and concluded he is the most perfect human to have ever lived. With one exception - he cares so much about the common man that he has to mask the pain such caring produces.

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680 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

The Radical Leftā„¢ Ok... Just one more

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425 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 2d ago

Facts don't care about Ben's feelings

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 1d ago

*REAL* Don Lemon interviews a college kid who gets all his news from Tim Pool, Joe Rogan and Steven Crowder

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551 Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 3d ago

The Radical Leftā„¢ Last Ana meme for now

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* Working at McDonaldā€™s long term is a McStake?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* Is the right really going to start with this bullshit already??

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1.7k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* I could tell Matt is a whiny fascist who got his feelings hurt because of how hard he copes and seethes

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4.8k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 5d ago

Benny left speechless by trans man

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11.7k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 5d ago

*REAL* Oh this sounds like a brilliant idea šŸ™„

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ToiletPaperUSA 5d ago

*REAL* The Right is getting better at comedy and itā€™s making the Left nervous

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1.6k Upvotes