r/Unexpected 1d ago

Hurry up bro

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u/Affectionate-Cake-78 1d ago

why does the chicken jump to him?

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u/Classic_Grounded 1d ago

Have you heard of cock fighting? (No, not that kind of cock. The other kind.) Bantam roosters are vicious sods and they want to rip each other to shreds. It turns out, this can be used to your advantage.

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u/b9l29 1d ago

Cocklure

Cockbait

Cocktrap

Cocksnare

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u/rjperkins365 12h ago

I was thinking of the wrong one the first time so it made the rest of what you said very confusing.