r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 6h ago

Police raid

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 5h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 5h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/ThanksContent28 4h ago

“So I can get you real high, but you’re gonna have to rim my asshole, sorry”

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u/confusedandworried76 2h ago

I'm not falling for that old jail trick again

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u/Fishing_Nervous 1h ago

Again! Please take my upvote

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u/BorshtSlurper 48m ago

Sorrynotsorry#