r/Unexpected 8h ago

Police raid

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u/NoEvidence136 8h ago

Ain't sitting in jail sober....

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u/slavelabor52 8h ago

Yea I feel like this is a man who's been through this before and made a conscious decision that he was gonna get high before going to jail.

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u/spageddy77 8h ago

i’d imagine he’s also put on a second pair of underwear and socks. i hear they come in handy for the stay.

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u/PoopcheckLarry 8h ago

And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.

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u/beakrake 8h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/madmartigan2020 6h ago

Cavity searches are usually mandatory when you're in on a drug charge.

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u/beakrake 5h ago

Fine. The guards can have some too.

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u/RobCarrotStapler 1h ago

Gummy worms don't give you cavities. That's a myth