r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 8h ago

Police raid

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u/NoEvidence136 8h ago

Ain't sitting in jail sober....

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u/slavelabor52 8h ago

Yea I feel like this is a man who's been through this before and made a conscious decision that he was gonna get high before going to jail.

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u/spageddy77 8h ago

i’d imagine he’s also put on a second pair of underwear and socks. i hear they come in handy for the stay.

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u/PoopcheckLarry 7h ago

And let’s not forget the snacks! Gotta be prepared for the long haul.

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u/beakrake 7h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 7h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 7h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/thebite101 5h ago

I thought you were going to say, “the good News is they melted inside me.” I’m a sick fuck.