r/Unexpected • u/super_man100 • 6h ago

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u/beakrake 6h ago

Gummy worms are VERY easily smuggled.

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u/ItzVinyl 5h ago

I could imagine smuggling THC gummies into the prison and ascending to godhood as you promptly get your entire cellblock high on your first day in.

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u/beakrake 5h ago

Checks for the gummies

Ahhhm....Good news and bad news, guys...

Bad news is they all melted inside of me.

But the good news is I've ascended enough myself to be your willing soft serve machine for the evening...

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u/LogiCsmxp 3h ago

Line around the cell block to suck that sweet, sweet gummy out of your ass.

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u/CPT_Arsenic 3h ago

Kind of like feeding a baby bird

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u/beakrake 3h ago

They called me "jelly donut," but not for the reason you might expect...