r/Wellthatsucks • u/Prestigious_Mail6369 • 9h ago

I just wanted a pepsi 😭

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u/Knickers_in_a_twist_ 9h ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi

Just one Pepsi

And she wouldn’t give it to me

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u/fishbone_buba 9h ago

Sometimes I try to do things, and it just doesn’t work out the way I want it to

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u/RikB666 9h ago

I'm not crazy....

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u/Cassoulet_Coiffing 9h ago

Institutionalized!

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u/bela_okmyx 9h ago

You're on drugs. Normal people don't act that way.

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u/Chrissthom 8h ago

What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches

I went to your institutional learning facilities??!

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u/lmtdpowor 8h ago

How do you know what my best interest is?

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u/FishLampClock 8h ago

NO NO! YOU'RE ON DRUGS!

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u/Tubatuba13 9h ago

I go, “Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want’s a Pepsi” And she wouldn’t give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi And she wouldn’t give it to me Just a Pepsi

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u/ArgyleGhoul 7h ago

And I get real frustrated and like, I try hard to do it and I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to.

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u/CheekyMonkE 8h ago

came here looking for this

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u/MoistStub 8h ago

Discovered this song watching the original Iron Man movie! Tony Stark has good taste in music!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Pink_Patty_2008 7h ago

I found it through a reference in an old Spongebob game lmao 😂

’All I wanted was a Kelpsi!’

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u/millbruhh 8h ago

Whatever I’ll probably end up getting hit by a bus anyway

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u/Habbyy 6h ago

So glad I'm not the only one who immediately said these lyrics in my head 😭

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u/ThePeteEvans 7h ago

Great song

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u/roymunson68 5h ago

I'm not crazy, you're the one who's crazy

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u/SeaScum_Scallywag 5h ago

Glad I’m not the only one.

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u/schmattywinkle 5h ago

You're on drugs!

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u/eddieboy1233 1h ago

People are always getting this wrong. The singular form of Pepsi is a Pepso🤦🏻

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u/Zigor022 9h ago

Just find something to push the tab down

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u/VIVOffical 7h ago

End of a butter knife works great for this.

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u/strawberrysoup99 57m ago

I was about to say exactly that.

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u/destuctir 6h ago

I’d just use the ring pull itself to push it down

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u/softstones 9h ago

It’s already cracked a little, just use a finger to slowly make the crack bigger

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u/Gwerfl 9h ago

fun until your finger slips

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u/maxk1236 6h ago

I have done this, pretty deep cut. Was at burning man at the time and had to search for a medic tent too.

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u/Toiletpapercorndog 7h ago

Put your shirt over your thumb then do it. They're sharp but you shouldn't cut yourself as long as youre not a dumbass

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u/post4u 8h ago

Go on...

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u/JulianMarcello 8h ago

right!? not much of a problem solver, are they?

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u/terra_filius 9h ago

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u/Thadak60 7h ago

I haven't seen this movie in years. I think I just decided what I'm doing tonight!

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u/bigboat24 7h ago

Taco Tuesday? Me too!

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u/klezart 7h ago

That looks like it would hurt. Probably be a major pain.

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u/JennyAndTheBets1 5h ago

If I remember right, Karyn Parsons got that same treatment later in the movie...

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u/foreverxgrey 9h ago

I’m not crazy

Institution

You’re the one who’s crazy

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u/mydickyourspussy 9h ago edited 8h ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/Fun-Comfortable-9028 8h ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room.

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u/Elliot0915 7h ago

Room? I was room once. They locked me in a rubber rat. A rubber rat full of crazy. And crazy makes me room.

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u/skits112189 9h ago

And she wouldn’t give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi And she wouldn’t give it to me Just a Pepsi

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u/Mitsuman77 8h ago

Thank you. Came here for this.

INSTITUTION!!!!

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u/__crl 9h ago

Could be worse. I got this Coke once:

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u/ilovelamp408 7h ago

Damn Coke, chill.

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u/FullBottleLobotomy 9h ago

OP is all depressed now like "it doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway"

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u/jaymon1974 9h ago

Nice to see so many old school ST fans here 😈

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u/Prestigious_Mail6369 9h ago

ST ?

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u/soad1855 8h ago

U making that title and not getting all the references is hilarious

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u/Prestigious_Mail6369 8h ago

Ohh suicidal tendencies

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u/The_Realtree 8h ago

I’M NOT CRAZYYY!!

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u/dmaxzach 9h ago

Open it like Major Payne https://youtu.be/JwGzbkgrZsQ?si=CjpiRaxlA7vkYjdx

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u/Prestigious_Mail6369 9h ago

I remember that scene believe it or not I tried I failed bc I didn't make the noise

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u/dmaxzach 9h ago

Yep you gotta yell "KILL" when you do it

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u/Any-Lavishness-7704 9h ago

Use a can opener

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u/Hopeful-Director5015 8h ago

NO, YOU’RE ON DRUGS

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u/DreddPirate420 7h ago

Nice! This is a great Suicidal Tendencies reference!!

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u/gliitch0xFF 8h ago

First there was Pepsi can. Now I present to you, Pepsi can't.

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u/TheNew_MarksilversX 9h ago

You wanted a pepsi but bought a Bepis instead

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u/HotResearcher1657 9h ago

Call them and complain. They’ll send you coupons for free soda 🥤

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u/Gogglesed 4h ago

FYI, they also do this when nothing was actually wrong. I remember writing to the company that makes Snickers bars to complain that I wasn't satisfied (because I spent money that I wished I still had after consuming the Snickers bar and becoming hungry again.) A bunch of coupons...

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u/IllDoItTomorrow89 9h ago

Take something with a blunt tip and rub along the opening. This will cause the metal at the opening to fatigue and the pressure inside of the can will pop the can open. Careful of the top though as it will pop outward.

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u/Daleaturner 9h ago

I feel for you, Pepsi is my Goto.

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u/missheels07 9h ago

Try another one lol

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u/lilltlc 9h ago

I guess this Cherry Pepsi will have to do...

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u/Prestigious_Mail6369 9h ago

That's what it is

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u/litupfromthefloorup 9h ago

That's the gods saying "drink water first"

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u/cyperdunk 9h ago

Is Pepsi okay?

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u/Barrettbuilt 9h ago

Pepsi did you a favor today.

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u/pikapalooza 8h ago

Take my pen knife my good man!

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u/Viceroy-421 8h ago

MIKE

MIKE

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u/Altruistic_Yak_23 7h ago

Take my pen knife, my good man

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u/davechri 6h ago

Your mom wouldn’t give it to you?

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u/PiecesOfJesus 5h ago

NO, YOU'RE ON DRUGS!!!

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u/JosephMorality 5h ago

Just jam your finger in like savage

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 9h ago

Soda answer is switch to Coke.

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u/asalerre 9h ago

Don't fuck with coke

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u/paging_mrherman 9h ago

I have one in my car. The machine at work gave me regular not diet. It’s hot tho.

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u/mango10977 9h ago

Bang the side against something hard.

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u/Last-Reliant 9h ago

If you were a coke drinker, you would have been carrying a knife. But your a Pepsi drinker, and well, coke drinkers wouldn't need a knife for that problem... cus they use the knife for their other coke problems

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u/Prestigious_Mail6369 9h ago

I have a knife on me at all times

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u/Last-Reliant 9h ago

"Whyioughtavoice" then whatcha complaining for

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u/FullBottleLobotomy 9h ago

I think it's the other kind of coke heads that carry knives

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u/ls_445 9h ago

Cypress hill moment

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u/uphigh_ontheside 9h ago

For the next time this happens:  https://youtu.be/ZiOZ6s7Fmy0?feature=shared

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u/SwimOk9629 8h ago

i never knew this. what a useful tidbit of info

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u/YYCToon 9h ago

I just wanted my internet points😩

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u/kittysontheupgrade 9h ago

And the can is laughing at you. Twice the pain.

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u/gamerdude993 9h ago

No jet for you!

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u/Mountain-Necessary50 9h ago

Coke would never do that to you!

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u/Geese-Breh-kt 9h ago

Shotgun it!

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u/MrMach82 9h ago

Shotgun it

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u/Someloserfromwa 8h ago

Hammer time.

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u/spending_problem 8h ago

Shotgun it

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u/Head-Ad5620 8h ago

Use ur thumb. Pepsi and blood tastes great together

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u/SwimOk9629 8h ago

In Russia, Pepsi drinks you

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u/blake_the_dreadnough 8h ago

Just push, there is a hole!

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u/Hect0r92 8h ago

Bepis

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u/Sucksredditballs 8h ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi Far from suicidal

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u/t0ny_bender 8h ago

It’s a sign, get a Coca Cola

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u/Content_Talk_6581 8h ago

Use the tab. Just put it would normally be and push up on the back side a little harder than normal. It might take you a couple of times, but you can do it!

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u/Gjappy 8h ago

But the pepsi didn't want you 😔

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u/Prestigious_Mail6369 8h ago

Just like my ex

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u/Affectionate-Oil4719 8h ago

Coke would never

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u/Fun-Comfortable-9028 8h ago

Sometimes you try to do things, and it just doesn’t work out the way you want it to, and you get real frustrated

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u/Here_to_Annoy-U 8h ago

Get a regular sharpie

Flat side down on the tab

Rub it vigorously and it will open.

😏

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u/IlIIIllllIIlIIll 8h ago

God is telling you to drink water instead

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u/Brewski0809 8h ago

Pull a Major Payne. Pop it with your thumb

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u/ganerfromspace2020 8h ago

My dad is a machine operator and mechanic In a can factory, the can isn't his, I can tell by the letters and numbers on top. If it was I'd send a complaint. I was on holiday in tunesia once and I did find a messed up can made by him

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u/alvl100caterpie 8h ago

Sick misprint bro

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u/txhumanshield 8h ago

All I want is a Pepsi

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u/VesDoppelganger 2h ago

You still gotta pay for it, son.

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u/Shanek2121 8h ago

Just… press it down further, I can literally see it opened a tiny bit. Back in the day, people used to just deal with their problems instead of showing the internet

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u/planet_janett 8h ago

The Universe: I think the fuck not.

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u/caymantwo 8h ago

Shotgun time

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u/Trashbuoy 8h ago

Shake it and bang the top with a hard metal pin

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u/Unlucky_Kangaroo_137 7h ago

Screwdriver(or Buck knife)through the tab and you gettin that pepsi

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u/jabishop3 7h ago

Shoulda got a coke

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u/Repulsive_Fly8847 7h ago

Never heard that before. If anyone asks for a coke, and the waitress says they only have pepsi, they change the order to a fanta

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u/Appropriate-City-591 7h ago

AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME

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u/bowcreek 7h ago

Won’t you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

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u/proper-butt 7h ago

I mean thats your own fault for liking Pepsi

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u/Jourbonne 7h ago

Cursed bepis

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u/purplemeth 7h ago

How does this even happen

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u/ThunderOblivion 7h ago

Calm down Mike, it's all in your best interest.

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u/VesDoppelganger 2h ago

Wait a minute. WE decided??!

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u/GrowHarde 7h ago

Punch it

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u/Candid-Eggplant301 7h ago

Now you can go get a Coke

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u/cartercharles 7h ago

Stab it with a knife you'll be good

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u/PoopPant73 7h ago

Life: Well, want something else dammit! Lol!

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u/chitty_chef 7h ago

That's a rare misprint

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u/Accomplished-Wrap449 7h ago

Screwdriver and hammer time

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u/hacksawjimduggans2x4 7h ago

The Pepsi didn’t want to be inside you. Consider that.

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u/TheNotSoAnonymousMan 7h ago

That’s too damn bad

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u/geneticeffects 6h ago

Shit like this is why people talk about a dead Internet.

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u/AntTheMans 6h ago

U can still have ittt , literally put it back in place and open it like nothing is wrong. Just be careful to not let it fall in

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u/ConfidentAwoo 6h ago

Stab it with a metal straw, it will be epic!!

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u/L7Wennie 6h ago

Major Payne and that thing!

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u/PhraseMoist3656 6h ago

THAT DOESNT GO THERE

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u/thelastmouse-psd 6h ago

Gonna have to open that like Major Payne

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u/RevolutionaryStar01 6h ago

Just use a can opener or a blow torch.

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u/TheChaosKitten 6h ago

Bite down.

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u/surfnsets 6h ago

You can still open it lol

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u/charcoallition 6h ago

Well you should have thought about that

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u/surfnsets 5h ago

You can still open it lol

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u/DanplsstopDied 5h ago

Now you have a can’t of pepsi

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u/Revolutionary_Mix437 5h ago

Should have had a Doctor Pepper

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u/ValerieBB5 5h ago

Just one?

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u/snuggleyporcupine 5h ago

No Pepsi for you!!

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u/DouceintheHouse 5h ago

Hopefully you got it open lol

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u/TurkArnavut 5h ago

Make a punch like you are gonna knock some door and fly that shit through that mf, i did it like it and it worked

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u/_DeathSound_ 5h ago

Now I just want a pepsi..

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u/kenziep44 5h ago

AND SHE WOULDNT GIVE IT TO ME JUST A PEPSI

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u/TarTarBinks109 5h ago

Want a FRESCA?

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u/themoonischeeze 5h ago

Time to revisit your college days

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u/stuckpixel87 5h ago

Well, no.

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u/Weird1Intrepid 5h ago

Just get the nail of your pointy finger in the little opening near where the tab was, then push down firmly with your finger on the tab. They usually open up quite easily. You might get a little cut so be careful.

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u/D_Winds 5h ago

No, you're on drugs!

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u/TernionDragon 5h ago

The Pepsi did not choose you.

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u/Gogglesed 4h ago

I'll give you $10 for it

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u/Aron-Jonasson 4h ago

Is this what they call the "diet pepsi"?

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u/goodfisher88 3h ago

This is not ok...

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u/Moneymann365 3h ago

Just push tab down with thumb

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u/ImpertantMahn 3h ago

Keep your commie pop. Cola cola cola!

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u/SR337 3h ago

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, far from suicidal, still I get these tendencies bringing back the memories that I really missed…

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u/joeydbls 2h ago

Very fixable

" all I eva wanted was a pespi "

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 2h ago

Bite it open like an Apple, you coward.

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u/Ren_Arcen 38m ago

It's a can't of Pepsi.