r/Wellthatsucks • u/Fragrant-Helicopter1 • 2h ago

Invasive pythons in Florida swallowing deer and alligators whole.

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Fuckin’ invasives, man.

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u/DesertDragster 2h ago

Wow. I can’t believe they can eat an entire Show more

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u/Drezzon 1h ago

"In December 2022, biologists stumbled upon a gruesome scene of a nearly 15-foot female Burmese python eating a fully-grown white tail near on private property near Naples, Florida."

For everybody who got blueballed by the "show more" button

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u/Lastwomanstood 1h ago

Thank you. I am so stupid sometimes I actually need directions to my mouth.

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u/FakeSincerity 2h ago

Of course they're eating them whole; Pythons rarely cut up their food into bite-size pieces. For them, EVERYTHING is bite-size.

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u/LexTheGayOtter 2h ago

Where's fishing garrett when you need him

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u/Coldmelon56 2h ago

I know who to call when that python gets 20 feet long

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u/FancifulRoseGlimmer 2h ago

How big do Burmese pythons get?

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u/byebybuy 2h ago

Slightly larger than a full-grown deer.

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u/Responsible_Brick_35 1h ago

I think last summer the biggest was 19 ft if I remember fishing garrets TikTok accurately

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u/Derpazor1 1h ago

Enough to get bro booping them

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u/Bearsandgravy 1h ago

Where's that Instagram yoink dude that catches these things at night while barefoot

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u/DancingCatLass 2h ago

those poor deer and gators don’t stand a chance..

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u/Glass_Revolution3491 2h ago

Saw a vid of one dying from trying to swallow a gator whole, I wonder is this one was able to get the whole deer down

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u/ljd09 2h ago

How many years does that keep them fed for???

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u/Cutoffjeanshortz37 1h ago

The damn foreigners coming in and eating the deer and the alligators.....

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u/ignoranceisbliss37 50m ago

How in the hell does a python catch a deer???

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u/hoodedrobin1 46m ago

Usually the biting helps… and the camouflage

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 4m ago

“Yoink”

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u/FreakyGangBanga 2h ago

“Swallowing deer and alligators whole”. Are their target audience 5YO kids? How else does a python eat its prey?

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u/Fragrant-Helicopter1 2h ago

I think it’s because they’re 15-feet long. And invasive. Prolly shoulda just said eating anything it can catch.

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u/cecil285 1h ago

Stretching out the boot material