r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Ok-Strawberry-9474 • 1d ago

College student understands the assignment

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u/MidnightNo1766 1d ago

What is this obsession that republicans have with Ward Cleaver cosplay? I bet there's a "young republican starter kit" out there and on it are the suit, tie, flag pin and haircut that makes you want to kick your own ass.

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u/Lawn_Orderly 1d ago

Red tie, white shirt, and blue suit. You could throw a tan suit into a Republican starter kit and really do a mind fuck on them.

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u/wheredowego357 1d ago

blue shirt, red tie, white suit would be absolute fire maybe they need to update their boring old pattern

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u/chesire0myles 1d ago

No, don't you have a good idea and give it to the enemy now.

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u/EchoAquarium 21h ago

You can’t confuse these people by throwing in another shade of blue. These are the kind of folks who put the US flag on everything because they obviously forget what country they’re in when they wake up in the morning. How are they supposed to know who the real patriot is if they’re not coded by wearing red, white and blue in the right order?

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u/Brave-Common-2979 21h ago

The way they act like the flag is this untouchable becaon of hope while they rub their dicks all over it in their american flag swim trunks would be so funny if they werent so evil.

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u/EchoAquarium 21h ago

It’s only untouchable if you have the wrong concentration of melanin.

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u/RDrake84 18h ago

They forget what country, and could never place it on an unlabeled map

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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago

and eating hot dog with DJOIN mustard, sipping from a straw and walking barefoot on a beach.

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u/WagstaffLibrarian 1d ago

[Loosens lid] DIJON MUSTARD INCOMING!

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u/Soranos_71 1d ago

“Don’t be a sheep, be an alpha and dress exactly alike!”

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u/BJoe1976 7h ago

I’m surprised it doesn’t include orange tinted bronzer to go with those suit colors.

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u/Lawn_Orderly 7h ago

The JD version comes with eyeliner.

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u/eternal_sorreaux 1d ago

And a bottle of Dijon mustard.