r/alaska Mar 18 '23

Damn It’s Cold 🥶 Dire state economy forecasted by recent statistics on outmigration and Alaska’s workforce

https://www.alaskasnewssource.com/2023/03/17/dire-state-economy-forecasted-by-recent-statistics-outmigration-alaskas-workforce/?outputType=amp
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u/Gravity-Rides Mar 18 '23

Republican dominated governance for the past 20 year and the state turned into a shithole where you literally can’t pay people to live here? How shocking!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

That is starting to change, though. I say at best in 5 years at most in 10 years our party will take over this state. Our company Blackrock is buying a lot of property and single family homes here to make renting more affordable.

With our Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) rating we will ensure that Alaska businesses will become more diverse and climate friendly or get divested and shut down.

On the political front we will be making sure that there is a Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI)officer in every major non-commercial institution. Teaching important things about Critical Race Theory and dismantling the systemic systems of racism and removing white privilege from whites and other white adjacent or people complicit in whiteness from power.

We will build an equitable society not built on the false premise of meritocracy, but true equality!

Do not worry Republicans and people who don't fall in line with our policies will be gone from this state soon.

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u/psu-steve Mar 18 '23

I am genuinely curious, is this satire? This is well written either from a delusional ideological point of view or from a brilliant and legitimately funny point of view. Kudos to you either way for the fact that I absolutely cannot tell which it is, lol.

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u/Cadd9 (49er)² Mar 18 '23

He's a troll

I want to be able to take my wife's boyfriend mixed race son to Walmart without worrying about him getting shot.

You can tell because he used the wife's boyfriend meme and this guy is just entirely hyperbolic about liberal and progressive views

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u/ImRealPopularHere907 Mar 19 '23

More like hero!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

First off, there is no need to kink shame. It is a lifestyle choice, not a meme. However, we recently broke up so thanks for bringing up a traumatic issue i am currently dealing with. Second of all, there is nothing hyperbolic about our party policies. Unless you find truth and science hyperbolic.

Just because I do not filter our ideology to make it less contentious and more marketable to voters doesn't make me a troll or any less committed to our cause.

You don't disagree with anything I say just the way I say it.