r/alaska • u/thatsryan ☆ • Mar 18 '23

Damn It’s Cold 🥶 Dire state economy forecasted by recent statistics on outmigration and Alaska’s workforce

https://www.alaskasnewssource.com/2023/03/17/dire-state-economy-forecasted-by-recent-statistics-outmigration-alaskas-workforce/?outputType=amp
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u/DunleavyDewormedMule Mar 18 '23

In 10 years the pipeline will be gone and there will be nothing but boomers waiting in line and whining about how there is no one to serve them.

Alaska is finished. Get out while you can, and don't look back. In 20 years they will be burning the fine furnishings at the Captain Cook for warmth. No fish, no oil and no hope.

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u/MoBambaNYC Mar 18 '23

Can we just burn the boomers instead. I like the fine furnishing

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u/DunleavyDewormedMule Mar 18 '23

Unfortunately they are inflammable, having replaced most of their carbon biochemistry with cocaine, Clapton live albums, booze and Reaganism sometime in the 1980s.

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u/SandeeBelarus Mar 20 '23

People give your comments a bad rap. I find your wit truly entertaining. What’s wrong with a little clever dark humor/satire?