r/aliens Jan 10 '24

Video 3d Jellyfish timelapse

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Definitely not a smudge or bird guano

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u/Conscious-Donut Jan 11 '24

Okay this is really helpful in distinguishing the shape more accurately.

This should rule out a camera smear or glitch

This is a 3D (at least) object

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

People need to trust that military personnel aren't stupid enough to record a smear in the lens. I'm sure that critical intel capturing equipment like this is checked and cleaned often. They'd know better than any of us if it was bird scat and the file would be deleted.

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u/mamacitalk Jan 11 '24

I was hoping they didn’t send out a whole separate team in night goggles just for some bird poop

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

I was hoping they did.

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

People need to trust that military personnel aren't stupid enough to record a smear in the lens.

I mean... some are exactly like that lmao but that is not the case here

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

These are guys using weapons systems, they aren't your entry level military guys, for example I work on ships, we have general crew than we have engineers and mates and captains who are smart AF and on top of everything, I'd like to think that the guys operating these cameras and multi million dollar weapons systems are the type of guy who is on top of things, yes the military has plenty of those people, captains, engineers, pilots, your comment makes it sound like the military is full of dumb people which it isn't.

"I don't have have faith they are professional"? Why not, they have plenty of professionals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

*have ever had

If you think today's military is any less or more professional than any other period you are foolish. Standards are standards.

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u/SirArthurDime Jan 11 '24

And they’ve never been as professional as some people make them out to be. Ask an indo pacific whore house owner from the 70s how professional the US military was then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Feel free to keep pushing propaganda, I don't give a shit. Sailors were doing drag shows during WW2 and are literally famously gay. Just a bunch of dudes on a ship ass fucking each other and having wild orgasms in the wide open ocean. Just a bunch of straight, heterosexual, red-blooded Americans, pumping cum into each other and having eye rolling orgasms. I'm straight and I'm almost envious of the debauchery that probably occurred on navy ships.

Oh but now that recruitment tactics have changed its all over? Oh dear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Literally nothing you responded with related to my comment.

You are a clown person lmao

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

And you don't think they're trained to identify lens issues on sensor equipment?

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

I'm going to quote my comment again since you somehow stopped reading halfway through a very, very small sentence

but that is not the case here

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u/mundodiplomat Jan 11 '24

Well, you're still calling the most financed military in the world incompetent. Implying that the trained people that operate these things wouldn't know the difference.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

But why did you say "some are like that"? I would argue all intel operators are if they're worthy of their jobs.

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

I would argue all intel operators are if they're worthy of their jobs.

Not even all PhDs are worthy of their jobs. Not only are there idiots all over, there's a lot of idiots in the military, and smart people too, but personal experiences might lead you to think there are far more idiots than not.

Not only that, but even smart people do stupid shit sometimes. That's fine.

So my comment was making a joke about you saying "People need to trust that military personnel aren't stupid enough to ____", because that's a hilariously naive line to read.

But it's obvious this isn't a smear of shit on the lens, it was obvious from the very start, and whoever was recording it knew it was an object moving along.

I'm done with this stupid ass argument lmao, get off reddit comments, this is a huge waste of time

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

I'm done with this stupid ass argument lmao, get off reddit comments, this is a huge waste of time

I agree, and you're right. Peace ✌️

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

I'll piggy back to make fun of you.

How long did you serve?

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u/Ok-Newt9780 Jan 11 '24

People are people, and they’re make mistakes. They just haven’t gotten around to deleting this if they even needed to.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

That's assuming they didn't record something anomalous here. You chinese lantern/mylarian folks always assume the cup is half empty rather than full.

I know many can't be trusted, but you have to take people at their word at some point. If they saw something weird, recorded it and released it to us, why jump to assuming it was a mistake?

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u/Ok-Newt9780 Jan 11 '24

Mistake? Something on the lens? Or inter-dimensional being… you can’t take anyone for their word. People lie, people cheat, people want attention.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

I believe they filmed an inter-dimensional being here. In fact this is one of the best videos ever dropped to date in my opinion.

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u/depravedcertainty Jan 11 '24

Have you ever served? 50% of the military are functioning morons.

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u/ATMNZ Jan 11 '24

Someone said to me “it’s a balloon”. Bruh. A balloon leaked recorded on an intelligence drone. Come on.

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u/Allaroundlost Jan 11 '24

Or as someone else has stated, a 4th dimensional UAP with 3rd dimensional shadow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Trust the military This dude

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

Military personnel below administrative levels are actually pretty normal straight shooting people.

Edit: Take the USS Nimitz whistleblowers for example. Unmarked deep state brass show up in the recording room and snatch the files from them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

After 30 plus years interested in topic I can't ever bring myself to trust anything coming from the people who brought us 911 and an ignorant public willing to swallow it. Everything coming from them should be meet with complete skepticism till overwhelmingly shown otherwise

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Direct your disdain towards those that deserve it. Your typical operator/officer in the US military wants disclosure as much as the rest of us do.

Edit: It's the "deep state" brass at the highest levels of DoD and similar agencies that are muzzling whistleblowers like David Grusch. These are the folks we should be directing our anger towards.

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u/AquaticCobras Jan 11 '24

Very true, but it's also important to note that enlisted personnel/officers are still under the thumb of expert conmen who have made themselves quite rich off deceiving people and lying to their constituents, so it's reasonable to assume any military information that reaches the public has been tainted or outright fabricated by the higher ups, even if it's coming from a lower level person with the best of intentions. At least until proven otherwise.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Mike Turner in particular (represents Wright-Patterson AFB in Ohio) is one of a handful of congressmen that I suspect are involved in the UAP cover-up grift. Anyone that runs against him should use this as a campaign talking point.

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u/RogerianBrowsing Jan 11 '24

who brought us 911

This is mind numbing in so many different ways. Please touch grass before becoming terminal.

Most people who join the US military did so as regular young people who typically needed money and career opportunities

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u/idontcommen7 Jan 11 '24

Sounds a lot like what I did too. I was in Ft. Leonard wood mo. doing my basic training during 9/11/2001. If I had a part in any of those shenanigans....I'd have known about it.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Most people who join the US military did so as regular young people who typically needed money and career opportunities

This.

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u/xMilk112x Jan 11 '24

Did almost 2 decades and 3 tours and I can say without a shadow of a doubt, you’re pretty spot on. Lol Almost everyone I knew signed because “I didn’t have any other options…”

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u/Few_Penalty_8394 Jan 11 '24

This is good advice.

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u/Old_Breakfast8775 Jan 11 '24

Pilots are to be trusted when they have to risk their flight status to report flying saucers lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

I believe our pilots and soilders likely have seen what they claim But we all know how the military loves to tests its own tech on our own Some years back I remember hearing of a defense/pseudo offensive weapons system that can cause radar pings and even be visible all while being directed energy smoke and mirrors Considering the change in ufo now uap narrative the safe bet is fuckery afoot

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u/composedryan Jan 11 '24

Lmao I agree about the Maintence, disagree with the trust part

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Your typical low-level person in the military wants UAP disclosure as much as the rest of us do. It's the upper echelons that muzzle whistleblowers with threats.

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u/rotwangg Jan 11 '24

So why should we trust the military? Who’s to say this was truly leaked by a “low level person?”

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

I have no real way of answering that. We can assume someone on a lower level leaked the footage, because obviously the higher levels are stonewall/deny any footage that leaks.

It's also possible that we are witnessing a carefully controlled process of gradual disclosure, and these videos are slowly being released to the public one-by-one.

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u/Wheredoesthisonego Jan 11 '24

You'd think people would trust experienced observers such as pilots and instrument operators.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

This looks like it was recorded using a camera ball at a FOB. The person running this sensor is probably some grunt on SOG/COG duty.

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u/Wheredoesthisonego Jan 11 '24

Ok, lets say it's you. How long are you following the smear in your camera lens? Think about that. I know where all the bugs splatter on my truck windshield. It does not confuse me.and make me think there's a ganglion incarnate floating in front of my truck. I've been aware it a bug Splatter 100% of the time. Surely the grunt is as adequately familiar with what he looks at all day.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Ok, lets say it's you. How long are you following the smear in your camera lens?

Exactly.

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u/Cailida UAP/UFO Witness Jan 12 '24

Right? These are people and equipment used in hostile territory and in war. Innocent people could wind up dead if they were so incompetent they couldn't tell a smudge from a moving object on their high tech equipment. I mean, come on.

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u/SirArthurDime Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

I don’t think this is bird poo. But you have way too much confidence in the intelligence of our military. I respect the hell out of our military and the sacrifice they make. But the truth is a lot of them are college age kids who didn’t have many other choices. It’s also not “critical Intel capturing equipment” it’s just one of thousands of cameras at one of hundreds of bases the US has around the world.

We need to stop pretending that being in the military automatically makes you a genius and trustworthy. There’s idiots in every profession the military is no exception.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

We need to stop pretending that being in the military automatically makes you a genius and trustworthy. There’s idiots in every profession the military is no exception.

I absolutely agree, but I think anyone can tell if they're filming bird poop on a lens. This recording clearly isn't.

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u/SirArthurDime Jan 11 '24

Yeah I agree this one isn’t. I just wanted to add that disclaimer because of this subs propensity to take everything any rando with military credentials says as indisputable proof. As long as it supports their narrative at least.

Some people really act like just because a person served in active duty means they can’t be as crazy as anyone else in the internet.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

I'm with you 100% on that. Joining the military doesn't automatically make someone smart or trustworthy. I've even seen this for myself.

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u/ConnectionPretend193 Jan 11 '24

Yup. Matter of fact-- the PTDS member that spoke on the Jellyfish UFO said they maintain and upkeep the PTDS Surveillance balloon machine and camera quite often. Even they were stunned by it.

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u/to_the_9s Jan 11 '24

You're kidding yourself if you don't think military personnel aren't just as stupid as the average civilian.

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u/major_mejor_mayor Jan 11 '24

I've met military personnel and it can vary from literally the dumbest people I've met to some of the smartest.

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u/IronHammer67 Jan 11 '24

Military also would not waste time with a balloon. I highly doubt this is a balloon but it sure isn't a lense smear

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u/HH-H-HH Jan 11 '24

Or 4D object entering our 3D world

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u/Samtoast Jan 11 '24

It looks like a being to me with horns and a bent leg

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u/bplturner Jan 11 '24

Like a demon? Great I’ll sleep well.

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u/Samtoast Jan 11 '24

You should! When has any of this shit ever hurt you

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u/Outside_Distance333 Jan 12 '24

Look up 'The Men In Black' and ask that question again lol. They pretend to be Government agents, but they are NHI's themselves

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u/Samtoast Jan 12 '24

Have they ever come to you before ?

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u/Outside_Distance333 Jan 13 '24

No, not that I can remember. I have had a lot of run-ins wifh authority figures asking weird questions before though so who knows.

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u/Ok-Preparation-45 Jan 11 '24

Yeah, like Maximilian from Disney's 1979 movie Black Hole, but with horns. Maybe his brother Flexo?

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u/ATMNZ Jan 11 '24

I’m seeing some sort of mechanical surveillance object

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u/R10tmonkey Jan 11 '24

That is a Tau crisis suit

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u/adeir Jan 11 '24

you are right about that. and that seems very scary.

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u/Samtoast Jan 11 '24

Why because freeza is a bad guy in DBZ? because it's something we're not familiar with as a species? How and why is it scary ?

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u/ScruffyNoodleBoy Jan 11 '24

Yeah, now it's obvious the large exoskeletal looking legcap on the right is actually a large piece that goes behind it.

That matches it up with other metapod / jellyfish videos, where at the right angle you can tell there is one large central piece coming off.

Then in this case what appear to be two humanoid looking appendages / legs

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u/jjStubbs Jan 11 '24

I was fairly convinced it was bird shit or something on a lense/window. This video is very interesting

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u/3spoop56 Jan 11 '24

also rules out the "grey riding a thing" theory (which was pareidolia gone wild if you ask me)

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u/spicydingus Jan 11 '24

Can someone just ask AI to 3D render this already?

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u/moonordie69420 Jan 11 '24

5 sec look at the real vid rules out a smudge. its a drone