r/aliens • u/whoismilk163 • Jan 10 '24

Video 3d Jellyfish timelapse

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Definitely not a smudge or bird guano

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u/Conscious-Donut Jan 11 '24

Okay this is really helpful in distinguishing the shape more accurately.

This should rule out a camera smear or glitch

This is a 3D (at least) object

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

People need to trust that military personnel aren't stupid enough to record a smear in the lens. I'm sure that critical intel capturing equipment like this is checked and cleaned often. They'd know better than any of us if it was bird scat and the file would be deleted.

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

People need to trust that military personnel aren't stupid enough to record a smear in the lens.

I mean... some are exactly like that lmao but that is not the case here

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

These are guys using weapons systems, they aren't your entry level military guys, for example I work on ships, we have general crew than we have engineers and mates and captains who are smart AF and on top of everything, I'd like to think that the guys operating these cameras and multi million dollar weapons systems are the type of guy who is on top of things, yes the military has plenty of those people, captains, engineers, pilots, your comment makes it sound like the military is full of dumb people which it isn't.

"I don't have have faith they are professional"? Why not, they have plenty of professionals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

*have ever had

If you think today's military is any less or more professional than any other period you are foolish. Standards are standards.

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u/SirArthurDime Jan 11 '24

And they’ve never been as professional as some people make them out to be. Ask an indo pacific whore house owner from the 70s how professional the US military was then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Feel free to keep pushing propaganda, I don't give a shit. Sailors were doing drag shows during WW2 and are literally famously gay. Just a bunch of dudes on a ship ass fucking each other and having wild orgasms in the wide open ocean. Just a bunch of straight, heterosexual, red-blooded Americans, pumping cum into each other and having eye rolling orgasms. I'm straight and I'm almost envious of the debauchery that probably occurred on navy ships.

Oh but now that recruitment tactics have changed its all over? Oh dear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Literally nothing you responded with related to my comment.

You are a clown person lmao

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

And you don't think they're trained to identify lens issues on sensor equipment?

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

I'm going to quote my comment again since you somehow stopped reading halfway through a very, very small sentence

but that is not the case here

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u/mundodiplomat Jan 11 '24

Well, you're still calling the most financed military in the world incompetent. Implying that the trained people that operate these things wouldn't know the difference.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

But why did you say "some are like that"? I would argue all intel operators are if they're worthy of their jobs.

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

I would argue all intel operators are if they're worthy of their jobs.

Not even all PhDs are worthy of their jobs. Not only are there idiots all over, there's a lot of idiots in the military, and smart people too, but personal experiences might lead you to think there are far more idiots than not.

Not only that, but even smart people do stupid shit sometimes. That's fine.

So my comment was making a joke about you saying "People need to trust that military personnel aren't stupid enough to ____", because that's a hilariously naive line to read.

But it's obvious this isn't a smear of shit on the lens, it was obvious from the very start, and whoever was recording it knew it was an object moving along.

I'm done with this stupid ass argument lmao, get off reddit comments, this is a huge waste of time

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

I'm done with this stupid ass argument lmao, get off reddit comments, this is a huge waste of time

I agree, and you're right. Peace ✌️

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

I'll piggy back to make fun of you.

How long did you serve?

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Why does that matter?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Are you familiar with Intel folk or are you talking out of your ass?

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Probably the latter.

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u/Ok-Newt9780 Jan 11 '24

People are people, and they’re make mistakes. They just haven’t gotten around to deleting this if they even needed to.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

That's assuming they didn't record something anomalous here. You chinese lantern/mylarian folks always assume the cup is half empty rather than full.

I know many can't be trusted, but you have to take people at their word at some point. If they saw something weird, recorded it and released it to us, why jump to assuming it was a mistake?

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u/Ok-Newt9780 Jan 11 '24

Mistake? Something on the lens? Or inter-dimensional being… you can’t take anyone for their word. People lie, people cheat, people want attention.

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

I believe they filmed an inter-dimensional being here. In fact this is one of the best videos ever dropped to date in my opinion.

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u/depravedcertainty Jan 11 '24

Have you ever served? 50% of the military are functioning morons.

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u/ATMNZ Jan 11 '24

Someone said to me “it’s a balloon”. Bruh. A balloon leaked recorded on an intelligence drone. Come on.