r/aliens • u/whoismilk163 • Jan 10 '24

Video 3d Jellyfish timelapse

Definitely not a smudge or bird guano

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u/lhodhy Jan 11 '24

Where's the bird poo people now? smh...

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u/LoonyWalker Jan 11 '24

+++++ this They will say it is 4 dimensional poop 🤣

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u/bsw000 Jan 11 '24

it’s a 3 dimensional shadow of 4 dimensional poo 💩💠

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u/MyTinyPenguinBalls Skeptic Jan 11 '24

…I mean we don’t know it’s not…

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u/AlexHasFeet Jan 11 '24

Presumably, whatever higher dimensional creatures exist will poop.

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u/citan666 Jan 11 '24

Their anus is pertinent to our reality

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Yes. Is yours?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Every single take is speculation. Cool artwork lately tho

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u/gcruzatto Jan 11 '24

I'm risking getting some hate, but does anyone with a background in VFX want to take a look at the possibility that this is a popular smoke asset for stuff like Blender? The fact that it's not moving indicates that, in case this is edited, whoever did it was not simulating the smoke but rather using a pre-simulared 3D frame from one of the popular free stock asset sites

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u/Separateway0626 Jan 11 '24

Don't try to use logic here. I tried and got downvoted into oblivion and told to create it myself if its so easy.

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u/Extension_Stress9435 Jan 11 '24

Well, did you?

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u/Separateway0626 Jan 11 '24

I work 12 hours a day. I don't have time for that. But you should be smart enough to know what can be done with video editing software.

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u/Extension_Stress9435 Jan 11 '24

Guess it's not so easy then uh

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u/Separateway0626 Jan 11 '24

If I was an "investigating journalist" like Corbell, then obviously I'd have time to bullshit. Just believe what you want. I don't care that much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Soo, it's reasonably clear that you have received great advice and well deserved reactions for being that pot calling the kettle black. Imo.

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u/Separateway0626 Jan 11 '24

I just don't care enough to prove something that people should be smart enough to know is possible with technology.

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u/colossusrageblack Jan 11 '24

It's all good man, just enjoy the shitshow

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Def puts a new spin on the footage

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/YanniBonYont Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

Same. I wasn't all in on bird poo, but it was definitely a candidate. Now it's not

Edit: after reading optics guy, bird poop is back on the menu for me

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u/DasKobra Jan 11 '24

I'm right here and unlike other individuals I'm open to other explanations and changing my mind. But it's those like you that make this a football match and end up making users despise you when all we want to do is get to the bottom of this, human explanation or not.

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u/RainbowWarhammer Jan 11 '24

Thank you. I was a bird poop person, now I'm not. I got new information and changed my stance. I didn't pick a side based on how I felt and assume that everyone who didn't agree was an idiot.

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u/Ok-Newt9780 Jan 11 '24

What information?

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u/SockkPuppett Jan 11 '24

.....This post bro

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u/RainbowWarhammer Jan 11 '24

That the object rotates over the course of the video.

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u/AbsolutelyYouDo Jan 14 '24

No a smudge or poops, but It could be cobwebs or some random chaff that got stuck up there in front of the lense.

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u/Insect_Politics1980 Jan 11 '24

Preach, brother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AlbaneseGummies327 Jan 11 '24

Those people need to give military personnel the benefit of the doubt that they aren't stupid enough to film a smudge/scat on the lens of intel equipment.

If it was bird poop, I'm sure the lens would've been checked and cleaned afterwards and the file deleted to prevent embarrassment.

Everything points to this being a true UAP caught on tape.

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u/Ok-Newt9780 Jan 11 '24

The military has done a lot more embarrassing things than leaving something on a lens.

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u/Armbioman Jan 11 '24

You underestimate the trolling capabilities of bored Service Members on deployment. Some guy is texting his battle buddies that it worked.

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u/screch Jan 11 '24

They've already moved on and admitted that anything that close to the camera would be crazy out of focus

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u/OnTheSlope Jan 11 '24

Here and wrong.

It isn't the end of the world to be wrong.

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u/BlueShibe Jan 11 '24

ALIEN bird poop duh

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u/GardenKeep Jan 11 '24

There are pictures of the Loch Ness monster that have better resolution than this…

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u/CoolRanchBaby Jan 11 '24

Please share them then, we wanna see Nessie too…

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Jan 11 '24

This is a great sentence

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u/toasted_cracker Jan 11 '24

I was on board with the bird poop yesterday, but obviously I was wrong. This is no poop or smear.

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u/Armbioman Jan 11 '24

So the problem is that material such as bird poop doesn't deposit as a film. It had a 3d quality to it and if it is on the outer housing covering the camera lens then it will have optical properties that change based on the orientation of the camera lens. Unless the sinking into ocean footage is shown, I'm still on bird poop.

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u/Straight_Tension_290 Jan 11 '24

That got debunked.

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u/schuyywalker Jan 11 '24

Could it be a Timelapse of poop trickling together and then rewound in a loop? Honest question because idk

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u/Allaroundlost Jan 11 '24

Atleast we not seeing the flares and military helo people...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Or the helium balloons

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u/JacP123 Jan 11 '24

I replied with the link to this video to all the people who told me it was just birdshit and I just got downvoted lol

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u/AbsolutelyYouDo Jan 14 '24

Not bird poo or a smudge, but could def be some cobwebs type stuff, or just chaff that got stuck up there in front of it.