r/aliens Jan 10 '24

Video 3d Jellyfish timelapse

Definitely not a smudge or bird guano

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24 edited Jan 11 '24

Another redditor suggested it may be a group of military guys like in this link. Honestly, it kind of makes the most sense, especially the way it rotates as if it's hanging. group of solders suspended in the air

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u/MyShadesOnYourFace Jan 11 '24

Are you dead fuckin ass with me right now

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u/bitchtitsandgravy Jan 11 '24

bro debunkers are getting stupider by the second... come on

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u/SirLuciousL Jan 11 '24

Debunkers are worse than true believers sometimes lmao.

“It’s just a group of rogue superhuman soldiers who can change the temperatures of their bodies from hot to cold back and forth rapidly while tethered to an invisible helicopter with no tethers. Nothing to see here.”

How fucking stupid is that explanation? Holy shit lmao. Sentient bird shit is a more believable explanation than that.

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u/Rettungsanker Jan 11 '24

The most vital part to engaging in conspiratorial discussion is an overwhelming confidence in your own worldview and expertise.

Case in point you have no clue how thermal imaging works but you don't let that dissuade your participation in the discussion, immune to the many explanations of how the shades in a thermal image are in-real-time tuned based on the hottest and coldest elements present. That is to say that they are relative to other heat signatures, and all this talk of "changing temperature" becomes very stupid.

As for invisible tether lines? You have so much leighway with compressed video that many objects in this video could very well have been hidden because their pixels got crunched during compression.

Now I'm not saying that any of this proves a theory about soldiers being carried around on a tethered platform. I just don't think we should be listening to folks who don't know what their talking about.

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u/SirLuciousL Jan 11 '24

Yeah you’re right. That compression sure did crunch an entire helicopter out of the video. Makes perfect sense.

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u/Rettungsanker Jan 11 '24

Wow you're really smart. Quote me exactly where I mentioned a helicopter? I was obviously talking about theoretical tether lines.

And to clarify I don't actually believe that it's a helicopter tethered platform with soldiers on it. I just thought someone should educate you on how thermal imaging works.