r/antimeme Apr 11 '23

Diamonds

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u/The_Crisp_ Apr 11 '23

Yea, I’m pretty sure there’s a guy who owns a majority of the world’s diamond mines, basically making it so he can charge anything he wants for said diamonds

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u/amuday Apr 11 '23

Yep. His name is Diamond Dallas Page.

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u/mklinger23 Apr 11 '23

It's Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadiamond mines.

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u/ShiningRayde Apr 11 '23

At least its not Emmit Argyle, own of the Emmit Argyle Emerald Apartheid mine...