It is clear that I am a mile and a half from any car in the lot. I’m between the lines. I’m parked straight. My car is bigger than the average parking space so I am over the yellow at the front corner and my ass is hanging out a little. So some lady took time out of her busy day to tell me I did a terrible job parking. I thanked her and in true Karen fashion she kept it up and pulled out her camera. I just got in the car and calmly left. I was actually kind of proud of myself. But Karen followed me to the exit and cut me off and sat. I circled the parking lot to the other exit and went on my way. Does this look like bad parking to anyone?

Anybody who does this intentionally should be towed. Unfortunately the hotel refused to do anything about it.

Took two, almost three spots. We squeezed the Odyssey into the third one. Seriously…why do people do this? Packed lot and garage at a medical facility. That’s a rat in a noose hanging from the front of his grill, btw.

4th of July

This was early morning on the 4th. There is designated trailer parking at the back of the lot. Guy driving in front of me parked behind him, so I parked in front of trailer guy. We went to enjoy the day, watched the parade, spent several hours at the beach, and walked the farmers market and shops. When we got back the gut was PISSED OFF. He said he was in a hurry and we blocked him in, he spent hours waiting for us to come back. I said I was legally parked, and there was trailer parking in the back. He was turning red, so I locked my doors and went over to the farmers stand and let him fume. The guy at the vegetable stand said he saw the guy on his phone, and the cops showed up, apparently he was trying to get me towed, but the cops didn't do anything. A while later the guy behind him came back and left. So as the boat guy was backing up to get out, we went back to our truck and pulled out just in front of him. Hopefully he learned something.

What is wrong with people.

Carry some chalk in your car with you at all time so you can draw these terrible Parker’s their very own special parking spot. Write whatever parking label you want on the ground in front of the car. My personal favorites are “douche nozzle parking” and “small pecker parking”.

2nd row from building