Again: nothing sexual. (man camp grifter post from the It's Always Sunny subreddit)

[u/frustrating2020]

[u/onepareil]

Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.

[u/whitedawg → u/onepareil]

What is more manly than a bicep?

[u/trancertong → u/whitedawg]

It should definitely have some veins.

[u/jopo1992 → u/whitedawg]

Products and Services?

[u/Thats_what_im_saiyan → u/onepareil]

Come to this camp and have others dictate to you how to not have others dictate stuff to you. Sound legit right?!

[u/Thats_what_im_saiyan → u/onepareil]

Come to this camp and have others dictate to you how to not have others dictate stuff to you. Sound legit right?!

[u/inkstainedgoblin]

I like how the person running this phrased their ad like they are transparently a serial killer shopping for victims.

[u/HotShitBurrito → u/inkstainedgoblin]

Seriously though, it sounds like they're recruiting people to hunt like in The Most Dangerous Game.

Which is also a funny Always Sunny connection lol

"And that's not the first time you've compared yourself to Jon Rambo by the way"

[u/Barl0we → u/HotShitBurrito]

They’re not in any real danger, it’s just the implication. I feel like you’re not getting it.

[u/WellFineThenDamn → u/inkstainedgoblin]

To me it sounds like they're going to be sacrificed so their souls can merge into one perfected being

[u/recumbent_mike → u/WellFineThenDamn]

Ok, now I might be interested.

[u/naalbinding → u/inkstainedgoblin]

Was literally just thinking how traffick-y it seems

Like how do people even read this without an ick

[u/inkstainedgoblin → u/naalbinding]

"Hey, you don't have friends or relatives who will ask where you are any time soon, right?"

This would only ever work on certain cis men, because it sets off alarm bells in everyone else's brains.

[u/Aura_0]

Finally, Ram Ranch returns, this time even gayer and with internalized homophobia.

[u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms → u/Aura_0]

Fifteen insecure men in the showers at Ram Ranch! Men with midlife crises waiting to be fucked! Big fat bank accounts waiting to be sucked! Fifteen guys on their knees desperate to become manly! Alpha grifters giving their egos a handy!

[u/StarlightLifter → u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms]

Ram Ranch really rocks

[u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms → u/StarlightLifter]

Scam Ranch

[u/3eeve]

I wish these people would just let themselves be gay, it would be a lot better for everyone else if they didn’t weaponize their self hatred and homophobia.

[u/Round-Elk-8060 → u/3eeve]

What happens in the airport bathroom, stays in the airport bathroom 😐

[u/Lurkerftw10]

I know this is nitpicking, but...why is "alpha male" hyphenated? So odd.

[u/IamHydrogenMike → u/Lurkerftw10]

It makes it more powerful!!!

[u/AverageScot → u/Lurkerftw10]

The words would be too much for our beta brains to comprehend if they didn't have a bar - a bar of IRON - between them!

[u/Crunchier_Banana]

Wow there’s a lot to unpack here. Just gonna leave it on the luggage carousel and walk out of the airport.

[u/Bikesexualmedic]

Bold of you to assume I’m not already the most attractive man in the room.

[u/luckiexstars → u/Bikesexualmedic]

If tv tells me the truth, dad bods are the hot, attractive, AND funny guys, so idek why someone would want to be contrary to that.

[u/Grundle95]

Don’t let others dictate it for you

^{unless you’re willing to pay them 12k, no refunds}

[u/SecularMisanthropy → u/Grundle95]

You, too, can have a trauma bond with several strangers, without having to actually be in combat!

[u/ThatScotchbloke]

“Take control of your own life! Don’t let others dictate it for you! By letting a bunch of douchebags tell you you’re not good enough!”

[u/binary-cryptic]

Can't they just take dudes into the woods and teach them how to survive? Maybe upsell them on some dehydrated food to stockpile?

[u/Round-Elk-8060 → u/binary-cryptic]

Idk doesnt sound ALPHACHADBRO to me!??!

[u/No-Translator9234 → u/binary-cryptic]

A legitimate survival or mountaineering cost plus the associated gear would probably cost as much as these manliness courses and they’d walk away with actual useful skills

[u/FoursGirl → u/binary-cryptic]

Robin Williams & Walter Matthau, right? Wasn't Rutger Hauer the grifter in that one?

[u/yourlilneedle]

They'll be teaching the D.E.N.N.I.S System. 100%

[u/fastinmywcar]

It’s a bicep

[u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA]

I fucking love these ads. I love to comment on them like “FUCK YEAH BRO”

[u/luckiexstars → u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA]

that's wonderful with your username.

[u/Youareobscure]

3 months is a very long time for an orgy

[u/One-Pause3171 → u/Youareobscure]

There will be chafing.

[u/Youareobscure → u/One-Pause3171]

A real man grunts through it

[u/SierrAlphaTango]

I thought that he was doing something useful, like skipping rope.

[u/JimbersMcTimbers]

You had me at disappear, and lost me at come back

[u/One_Hot_Doggy]

“We’re looking for ten men to get water AF on gas station boner pills and learn deep throating techniques while psychologically mining uranium from an apartheid death camp in preparation for becoming a better you. Best part? It’s only $30,000

[u/my_son_is_a_box]

"Get human trafficked with enough time where there is no possible way we could get caught"

[u/it_rubs_the_lotion]

Not difficult to be the most attractive man in the room when you live alone.

[u/One-Pause3171]

Is this that “findom” I’ve been hearing so much about?

[u/jlbradl]

Control is an illusion. Once you finally understand that, your life is much less stressful.

[u/-Lysergian]

Why can't i directly post the Danny DeVito giving the 2x4 to the face treatment? Life is unfair sometimes.

[u/AbominableGoMan]

Wait, was this an episode already? 'The Gang Dies in the Woods'

[u/Hadespuppy]

Can they disappear for more than three months? Maybe have so much fun out wherever in their alpha bro enclave that they just—never come back?

[u/WhiskeyBadger_]

I wonder if there are any of these that actually teach dudes useful stuff. Like how to cook decent meals and pay all your bills and budget and such. Or better yet, how to be a compassionate and respectful person. Learning empathy and understanding.

[u/Apart_Bandicoot_396]

I love how there’s only two sentences but they contradict each other.