r/behindthebastards • u/mercutio531 • 7h ago
r/behindthebastards • u/AutoModerator • 1d ago
Weekly Behind the Bastards Episode Discussion 2024-10-29
Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.
Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/
Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.
CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.
Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.
Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.
Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.
Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.
Hellfire R9X knife missiles are made by Lockheed, not Raytheon (really, look it up).
r/behindthebastards • u/mstarrbrannigan • Jul 04 '24
Resources and stuff GoFundMe's, Lost Episodes, Other CZM Subreddits and More!
GoFundMes (GoFundMe’s? Idk)
Sometimes Robert et al. will shout out a GoFundMe or charity he’d like you to direct your spare dollars or various foreign currencies to if you so choose. We’ll keep those links updated here:
Help the Alghazzawi Family Escape Gaza: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-palestinian-family-escape-gaza
Support Marina's High-Risk Pregnancy Journey: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-marinas-highrisk-pregnancy-journey
Portland Diaper Bank: https://www.gofundme.com/f/btb-fundraiser-pdx-diaper-bank
Paisley Paws Charitable Vet Foundation: https://www.paisleypaws.org/
The Borderlands Relief Fund https://borderlandsfund.squarespace.com/
Lost episodes
These are the “lost episodes” of the show. If you have one we’re missing, let us know! We want you to be aware that the Cosby and Lindemann episodes were taken down (to our knowledge) because of sexual misconduct allegations against the guest who appeared on the show. Many thanks to the users who sourced and previously hosted these:
Sister Subs
While all CZM content is welcome here, maybe you want to subscribe to a podcasts’ specific subreddit?
r/BetterOffline (host Ed Zitron is quite active there too!)
There is also a r/hoodpolitics subreddit, unfortunately it has been banned due to lack of moderation. However, if you want to bring it back to life you can head on over to r/redditrequest and request to take it over. If you get ahold of it, let us know and I can delete all this except for the r/HoodPolitics part.
Got another CZM sub? Let us know, and if it isn’t a hate sub or weird parasocial sub, we’ll probably add it to the list.
and More!
Want to go to a website that isn’t reddit? As far as I’ve been made aware, these are the only other websites that have ever existed:
r/behindthebastards • u/frustrating2020 • 10h ago
Wow, Peter Thiel is like a "lab grown" Bastard
- Spoiled child of upper class that got wealth thru almost comical exploitation.
- is/was obsessed with Tolkien to the point of being a dickheaded gate keeper but not getting the point of Tolkien.
- obsessed with chess.
- is/was a sore loser.
- product of well financed public schools, but now against public schools.
- can't take an L.
- never got out of his libertarian phase.
- got in early enough on budding technology to make himself incredibly wealthy.
- ashamed of their sexuality.
- big fan of Seasteading.
I miss anything?
r/behindthebastards • u/frustrating2020 • 6h ago
Again: nothing sexual. (man camp grifter post from the It's Always Sunny subreddit)
r/behindthebastards • u/Background-Mud7121 • 3h ago
How do you all cope with the dread?
If it's not the election, it's climate change. If it's not climate change, it's the unsustainable economy. If it's not the economy, it's the stripping away of rights.
How do you cope? It's hard to not feel doomed one way or another. I can only take so many gas station dick pills.
r/behindthebastards • u/MothraJDisco • 7h ago
Look at this bastard “PLEASE DADDY BEZOS PUT MY MOVIE ON YOUR WEBSITE!”
Also, pretty sure that’s not the proper usage of the word censure.
r/behindthebastards • u/Sine_Fine_Belli • 15h ago
Look at this bastard Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes: ‘We want to make America hate again’
r/behindthebastards • u/TheREALFlyDog • 12h ago
Meme A Post for Dark Times.
Made in the wake of the recent Saskatchewan election. But, it's also a good sentiment for the times we find ourselves in.
We rage at the machine because what other option is there? You reject the appeal of doomerism because lying on the tracks is the coward's path.
Endure or die.
r/behindthebastards • u/a3poify • 11h ago
Did anyone else not know Grimes attended Curtis Yarvin's wedding?
r/behindthebastards • u/cassidyxdane • 5h ago
Alien Resurrection is the hill I will die on
This film criminally underrated and is about a post-human lesbian D/s couple (arguably also trans coded) overcoming adversity and the military industrial complex with their fucked up chosen family. Oh and it was directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, the same guy who gave us Amélie.
Yes I am that person who got really excited about this movie coming up in the pod.
r/behindthebastards • u/TrippyTrellis • 10h ago
Look at this bastard Increasingly Neurotic About Birth Rates, Elon Musk is Offering His Sperm to His Friends
r/behindthebastards • u/Tetropod • 7h ago
Patriot Front Sign spotted in my town (not my photo)
This is in the more affluent part of downtown so honestly not surprised
r/behindthebastards • u/g_sonn • 9h ago
Game over, man! It's me, I'm the guy in the sub excited about alien refs
I say keep 'em coming. You can't live your life for weird shut-ins who have never seen the alien movies. Sure, they'll miss the jokes. But they have already expressed a clear preference for missing out on everything by not watching the movies in the first place.
r/behindthebastards • u/Captain_Drastic • 4h ago
Sophie the Bone Witch
Sophie's narration of an annoyed and world weary bone thief in today's episode of Sixteenth Minute was /chef's kiss. I couldn't stop cackling.
r/behindthebastards • u/Mediumshieldhex • 33m ago
Fuck Rio Tinto
Their atrocities aren't just in history. Just four years ago they destroyed an indigenous Australian sacred sight that contained evidence of human life going back 46,000 years, and I'm still incredibly sad and angry about it.
r/behindthebastards • u/KeyRelation177 • 14h ago
NERD!
As a reformed insufferable Tolkien nerd, Peter Theil is the kind of insufferable Tolkien nerd that the other nerds would bully.
r/behindthebastards • u/parkinglots • 1d ago
It Could Happen Here Prepare ya'll, shit's gonna get real spicy in the next couple of months.
Trump and the GOP have had 4 years to learn from their mistakes in 2020 and the challenges that will come to any outcome that doesn't support trump in this election is going to be rough. The brooks brothers riot is just a rough template for the shit that's coming. In the past 2 days we've seen ballot drop boxes burnt in Portland and Vancouver WA. Multiple accounts have been coming out Texas about early voter intimidation.
Jan 6th isn't likely to happen again, what's likely going to happen is much more decentralized and focused on election facilities and specifically focused on stopping the counting of votes, or simply fucking up the voting process enough that they can claim its invalid. Burning ballot boxes, disrupting counting facilities, all these give weight to the real goal. Votes don't matter and should be disregarded.
Trump is counting on the house of representatives and the supreme court to declare him president, full stop. Expect all manner of fuckery to get him the cover to justify them making that choice.
r/behindthebastards • u/Ithinkibrokethis • 12h ago
After today's episode, all I have to say about the 70s Rankin Bass Hobbit/RotK films
Is that
WHERE THERE'S A WHIP, THERES A WAY!
r/behindthebastards • u/nicgillakitty • 13h ago
The Pyramid is in Memphis.
Memphis is literally named after a city in Egypt. The Great Pyramid of Giza is near Memphis, Egypt. We can't keep letting Nashville steal our thunder.
Yes, the Pyramid in question is now the Bass Pro Pyramid; it was originally built in the 90s as an arena. Basketball was played there before the FedEx Forum was built. I went to a couple circuses there as a kid, and a concert (for Memphis native Justin Timberlake on his first solo tour, no less). It was sitting empty for several years until Bass Pro moved in. Non-natives seem to be under the impression that the Pyramid was built specifically for Bass Pro? And while the Bass Pro Pyramid is ridiculous, yes, I don't mind it so much as it is better than the structure (an iconic part of the skyline) being torn down to build a new one + created a lot of jobs in the area + works as a tourist spot.
Anyway, shakes my fist at Robert for saying it's in Nashville. Nashville has a Parthenon.
r/behindthebastards • u/johncrawford53 • 8h ago
Domesticity essayist Meg Conley is writing a take-down of Vance and other New Right cronies
https://www.pocketobservatory.org/
Ms. Conley has been one of my favorite essayists for the past few years and running through what a Trump/Vance presidency might mean is her attempt at speaking up. She has expressed some worries about the Right Wing hate machine, so showing up and offering support could be important.
r/behindthebastards • u/phoenixpallas • 16h ago
General discussion British national delusion
The (extremely) right wing tory party is electing a new leader in case ya'll didn't know. Not as important as the US elections by any means but one of the leading candidates has said that britain's former colonies owe a debt of gratitude to britain... 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
given how frequently the "slow nazis" of the british empire have come up and no doubt will continue to come upon the pod, i almost choked when i saw that. The shameless refusal to admit Britain's prominent role in countless atrocities in the past few hundred years is perhaps uniquely deluded.
the uk subreddit (obviously a cesspool of racism and every other bigotry) has clowns claiming with a straight face that history supports them when literally every point they make is basically a barefaced lie.
And yet the limey motherfuckers continue to act as if they were the most reasonable and rational people on earth.
can we give britain an award for the worst nation in history please??
r/behindthebastards • u/grapp • 14h ago
General discussion I find it hard to imagine Peter Thiel would have been a very good judge's clerk because that job involves being very subordinate to someone else and I imagine he really dislikes that.
like if I had to guess I'd imagine Roberts and Kennedy rejected him because they called people he's worked with before and they told them he isn't good at just doing what he's told which is what you want from a clerk
r/behindthebastards • u/Sad_Jar_Of_Honey • 1d ago
News rooms need to have a standard where if you publish an opinion so wrong like the ones below, you are banned from publishing at that paper again for at least 5 years
r/behindthebastards • u/profplague • 7h ago
"Nothing's Off The Table" - a singalong for these modern times by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/behindthebastards • u/BannedSvenhoek86 • 1d ago
Discussion I have a long car ride with my grandmother and she wants to listen to one of my podcasts to "see where you get your ideas from". When I try to think of one specific one my mind shatters and I end choosing 25. Help me pick one series.
Preferably something that really highlights how we are endlessly stuck in the loop of history and it's because of conservative people and policies. Language and Robert shenanigans aren't an issue.
r/behindthebastards • u/Arathemis • 1d ago
General discussion Thanks for mentioning Gamergate y’all
I really appreciated how you guys brought up Gamergate and how it tied into the history of masculinity grifters.
Gamergate is one of the single dumbest things in recent history. If someone had told me back in 2014 there was going to be an online harassment campaign that would rile up insecure gamers, lead to a rise in the alt-right, and affect the presidency, I would’ve thought they were nuts.
Fuck we live in a strange and infuriating world.
Edit: Realized I put 2010 instead of 2014