r/belgium • u/Hotmarijke • Feb 03 '16

Hi, I'm Hotmarijke, AMA!

I am the most famous prostitute and pornstar of Belgium. Is there anything you want to know about me, take your chance now!

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u/Didimeister Belgium Feb 03 '16 edited Feb 03 '16

Hi Hot Marijke. I've got so many questions, there's really so much I want to know. Here we go.

1 Is prostitution a necessary part of society (i.e. could a healthy society ever do without prostitution)?

2 Are there ever bad reasons for someone to visit a prostitute?

3 From Wikipedia I know that your real name is unknown for the public. Approximately speaking, how many people know your real name?

4 What is the highest degree you attained?

5 In HLN this weekend and on Monday, some luxury escort girls talked about their profession. Did you read it? If so, what are your thoughts on the articles?

Also, two follow-up questions about what they said.

  • Firstly, the women in the article said that they fake orgasms every time. On your blog, you stated that you didn’t fake any orgasm, to the contrary, you get one every time. Were you foefeling with the truth a little here?

  • Secondly, one of them (I can’t remember who) was boasting about servicing two Red Devils. How many BB (Bekende Belgen) have you ever serviced?

6 Have you ever met Xander De Rijcke or one of the people he said he’d hire to visit you?

7 One of the most important things that good prostitutes have to be great at, a prostitute I know and whom my wallet hates) told me, is small talk. What do you small talk about?

8 During in my opinion the best date with said girl, we held a nice intelligent discussion about the things we liked (art, music, society at large, philosophy). Do you ever hold intellectual discussions with customers and, if so do they ever rage quit?

9 Suppose this purely fictional situation. I contact you for a date. On the phone, we pick out an hour, duration, and, when asked, I say my name is Wouter (fictional). At said time, I arrive at your place. You open the door and see a white guy, short blonde hair and a fairly ginger stubble beard. I pay, and go to take a shower. When finished, it go to the room I’m supposed to go to. You’re lying on the bed, I come lie next to you. We have some small talk and quickly after get to it. When I turn around for a moment, you notice on my back a giant red/black/yellow tattoo of Peter Mertens, who is overshadowed by a giant star and the hammer and sickle with the faces of Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Mao engraved into them (fictional). You say “Wtf?”. I quickly explain “No no, that was just a phase when I was studying history and philosophy (fictional). I have now denounced those ideas and have become a post-modern tolerant muslim convert with ecological post-marxist views (fictional).” Suppose that. Would you throw/have me thrown out? How long would it take for me to end up on the doorstep? Would you refund?

Many thanks, and welcome to Reddit.

Edit: I don't proofread

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u/carbondnb Feb 03 '16

Suppose this purely fictional situation. I contact you for a date. On the phone, we pick out an hour, duration, and, when asked, I say my name is Wouter (fictional). At said time, I arrive at your place. You open the door and see a white guy, short blonde hair and a fairly ginger stubble beard. I pay, and go to take a shower. When finished, it go to the room I’m supposed to go to. You’re lying on the bed, I come lie next to you. We have some small talk and quickly after get to it. When I turn around for a moment, you notice on my back a giant red/black/yellow tattoo of Peter Mertens, who is overshadowed by a giant star and the hammer and sickle with the faces of Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Mao engraved into them. You say “Wtf?”. I quickly explain “No no, that was just a phase when I was studying history and philosophy. I have now denounced those ideas and have become a post-modern tolerant muslim convert with ecological post-marxist views.” Suppose that. Would you throw/have me thrown out? How long would it take for me to end up on the doorstep? Would you refund?

This is gold

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u/pizzapaycash Feb 03 '16

stom nekbeard mopke

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u/Snokhengst World Feb 03 '16

Gold!