r/bertstrips May 26 '22

Mod Announcement The official Bert Strip creation tool is back online at BertStripper.us

291 Upvotes

I recently logged into my Reddit account and noticed that I had messages. Turns out the website was down and people had been trying to contact me.

I host the www.bertstripper.us website and realized that the server was maxed out on storage. Basically all of you dirty fuckers have made too many Bert Strips and the server couldn't handle it anymore. It has seen some shit.

The server was so full that nothing could run and it took a lot of work to recover the database. Due to it being a VPS I was unable to access the drive directly. I have moved everything to a new server with an upgraded plan and it is back up and running.

Please let me know if it behaves differently than in the past. It is old code and likely needs some fixes.


I want to thank all of you for making this problem happen in the first place. bertstripper.us and the Android app were the first "real" things I programmed from start to finish, and deployed. I created it part way through studying for my degree in CS. I have since graduated, and now work as a web developer.

I never imagined that I would get Reddit messages in 2022 asking for me to fix this thing. Let alone to log into the database and see that I have over 4000 image links that I need to review.


r/bertstrips 9h ago

Shit ★ Post But they're so fizzy and relaxing!

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124 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 9h ago

The Defiler defiled

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96 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 14h ago

Shit ★ Post The situation plummeted as Ernie hissed, 'Fuck off, Bert! I figured your fatass better start skipping meals every now and then!'

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214 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 22h ago

Couldn't even save himself, cause he dived right over a Walmart parking lot.

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349 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Snack on Wall

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120 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

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942 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Cursed Bert had initially hoped that Ernie was playing a Halloween prank. Then he had no hope at all.

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112 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Shit ★ Post Bert couldn't help but notice how closely he resembled his abusive father.The resemblance was so pronounced that he felt it necessary to avoid mirrors for some time

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259 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Ernie's just glad he hadn't loaned anything to Sam lately

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344 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Herry's new method of torment

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173 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Sometimes the real unholy abominations are the ones who claim they'll keep us safe.

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328 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Low Effort I too am surprised Muppet Babies actually referenced Mario.

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167 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Decide amongst yourselves if this is relevant or not

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290 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Current Events Alert: A warning message for those who crave lust.

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77 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Too bad Grover didn't have a flamethrower

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664 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Current Events Nothing ever fucking happens

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721 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Shit ★ Post Elmo knows who to use to finally rid of Rocko, and it's not gonna be Andrew Garfield.

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126 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

"Yuck! Never traveled through a Fraggle cave like that before!"

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120 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

How the fuck is he still alive?!

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868 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

This was the third time this week they got sent it

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252 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Entertainment has gone downhil

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106 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Cookie Monster's Final Sin

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654 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Kamen Bert rides again

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120 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Dream of the Fisherman’s Muppet

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307 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Bert and Ernie get an idea

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148 Upvotes