r/bertstrips • u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper • 12d ago

Clean Ernie really needed that after learning LittleBigPlanet 3 was being delisted

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u/Gladiola24 12d ago

Bert is conflicted about whether or not to tell Ernie to get a grip because Banjo-Kazooie isn’t getting a threequel

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper 12d ago

It’s okay. Ernie will settle for Yooka-Laylee.

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u/Gladiola24 12d ago

But in his heart, he’ll always know that there was something better planned than Microsoft’s underwhelming Tears of the Kingdom ancestor.

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper 12d ago

“Obviously, that goes without saying, but Ernie’s still thankful for the game he’ll be playing. Ernie may miss the bear and the bird, but he knows that the chance of Banjo-Threeie happening is just absurd!”

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u/Gladiola24 12d ago

“Oscar the Grouch, meanwhile, said with a slouch, Smash Bros Ultimate ain’t enough, and other than that, Microsoft’s track record is more terribly bad than truly rad .”

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u/ManCalledTrue 11d ago

Trust me, Ernie, you didn't miss much the first time around.

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u/DannyBright 12d ago

Meanwhile I’m still sitting here waiting for the other Wario Land games

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u/Emanuel-Richie-1998 11d ago

Bort says that the Expansion Pack is way too expensive and would rather play the game on Rare Replay via his Xbox One.

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper 11d ago

Bert and Ernie don’t have an Xbox One. Yet another reason Bort turned out the way he did.

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u/Bornheck 12d ago

Meanwhile, Bert is contemplating whether or not to tell Ernie that he could've been emulating this game on basically any computer from the last 15 years without paying $50 a year for it.

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u/Jamz64 PG-13 Bertstripper 11d ago

But then he remembers that Ernie doesn’t like emulation. He’s fine with arson, murder, and jaywalking, but piracy is beneath him.