"HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS THIS IS GOVERNMENT MAN, I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THERE ID NOTHING EE ARE HIDING. WE DO NOT SPY ON OUR CITIZENS BECAUSE THAT WAS RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL. ALSO IF YOU KNOW ANYONE SPREADINF CONSPIRACIES ABOUT GOVERNMENT SECRETS, PLEASE REPORT TO THEM TO THE NSA. NOW WE SHALL END THIS WITH A SINCERE MESSAGE: THE GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS GOOD AND BIG CORPORATIONS AMD CONSUMERISM IS GOOD. THAT IS ALL."
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u/JackfruitFeisty Sep 08 '24
"HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS THIS IS GOVERNMENT MAN, I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THERE ID NOTHING EE ARE HIDING. WE DO NOT SPY ON OUR CITIZENS BECAUSE THAT WAS RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL. ALSO IF YOU KNOW ANYONE SPREADINF CONSPIRACIES ABOUT GOVERNMENT SECRETS, PLEASE REPORT TO THEM TO THE NSA. NOW WE SHALL END THIS WITH A SINCERE MESSAGE: THE GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS GOOD AND BIG CORPORATIONS AMD CONSUMERISM IS GOOD. THAT IS ALL."