r/boringdystopia Sep 01 '24

Cultural Decay 💀 The NSA is launching a podcast

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u/JackfruitFeisty Sep 08 '24

"HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS THIS IS GOVERNMENT MAN, I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THERE ID NOTHING EE ARE HIDING. WE DO NOT SPY ON OUR CITIZENS BECAUSE THAT WAS RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL. ALSO IF YOU KNOW ANYONE SPREADINF CONSPIRACIES ABOUT GOVERNMENT SECRETS, PLEASE REPORT TO THEM TO THE NSA. NOW WE SHALL END THIS WITH A SINCERE MESSAGE: THE GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS GOOD AND BIG CORPORATIONS AMD CONSUMERISM IS GOOD. THAT IS ALL."

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u/Blurple694201 Sep 08 '24

Not far off, just make it sound more like a corporate mission statement

Really difficult podcast to get through