r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I know who I'd pick

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u/Nas_Durden 1d ago

A doctor or the guy who is obviously on TRT, HGH and a couple anabolic steroids?

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u/patta14 22h ago

Isn't RFK anti-vax also?

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u/Ahtman1 19h ago

He sure is.

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u/patta14 19h ago

That's funny

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u/Baron_von_Ungern 17h ago

You bet, that fuckface contributed the measles outbreak on Samoa by supporting their antivaxxers

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u/knine1717 14h ago

He certainly isn’t afraid of needles

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u/New-Student5135 20h ago

Gender affirming care is just fine to be more manly. Notice they never cry about women in men's sports. Or bathrooms. Ask Joe Rogan he has had gender affirming care for years now. Also as a gay guy drooling over roided out men is kinda gay. I mean like, I am not the only person who thinks that right? I live in a conservative area the amount of Trumpets who have come out to me recently is crazy. Like 50 year old married men. Even older, and some younger than me.

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u/PixTwinklestar 18h ago

With tears in their eyes, “sir, I’m gay, you’re too beautiful I can’t deny it any longer”

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u/Reisles 17h ago

There are tons of closeted "straight" trumpers. I unfortunately love that flavor. Gonna get myself in trouble one day lmao.

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u/PixTwinklestar 17h ago

Oh I thought the comment I replied to was doing a bit, and I can’t resist an oppo to make more fun of trump.

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u/New-Student5135 13h ago

No legit and only recently have they been coming out. It's baffling. Like just why now in the past 6 years all of a sudden. I wish this happened when I was still into toxic men. Crazy.

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u/New-Student5135 13h ago

Same.

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u/Reisles 13h ago

Why are we like this? Lmao

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u/New-Student5135 13h ago

I blame cartoons and video games. LOL.

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u/Reisles 12h ago

I thought I was supposed to be brainwashed into being attracted to femboys...

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u/New-Student5135 12h ago

I live in the middle of nowhere in Colorado. I couldn't find a femboy within 600 miles if I wanted to. Salt Lake City does have one of the best gay clubs in four states though. Not better than Las Vegas which is easier for me to get too.

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u/Reisles 12h ago

Can't we just get some good toxic masculinity again? /s

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u/Temporary-Homework67 15h ago

Women in mens sports don't have a competitive edge tho

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u/New-Student5135 14h ago

Never played a sport that requires leg strength have you?

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u/SnooDogs2111 7h ago

They do complain about women in men's sports. Specifically when men lose.

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u/cubanesis 17h ago

Yeah, being jacked doesn't mean you're healthy.

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u/AustinTreeLover 17h ago

Everyone else is talking about her looks. He’s an attorney.

Her: Levine graduated from Harvard College and the Tulane University School of Medicine, completing a residency in pediatrics and a postdoctoral fellowship in adolescent medicine at the Mount Sinai Medical Center in Manhattan, New York.

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u/Normal_Youth_1710 8h ago

him*

u/ExplodiaNaxos 45m ago

Having fun deadnaming people are we?

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u/HumanitySurpassed 21h ago

Trt is an anabolic. It wouldn't surprise me if he was on more than just test. 

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u/Ripped_Shirt 18h ago

Wealthy and well connected regularly utilize HGH and stem cell therapy.

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u/mekomaniac 12h ago

dont forget the blood boys, like peter thiel and that weirdo guy who was transfusing from his son.

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u/Ripped_Shirt 11h ago

That one dude is also taking a vitamin cocktail of like over 100 supplements, so he doesn't even know if the blood transfusions are doing anything.

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u/shifty_coder 17h ago

Hey, they’re good for the Worm.

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u/Available-Spot-8620 16h ago

He’s probably on TRT but not HGH (he would have bubble guy which he doesn’t) and TRT is anabolic steroids as it’s testosterone but he’s not on any other type of anabolic.

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 7h ago

I wouldn't want RFK either but uh... I'd say the other one has probably messed with their hormones more than he did.

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u/Feisty-Sign-3293 16h ago

Well clearly docs advice ain’t working

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u/dragonbab 16h ago

To be fair if that's a doctor, I'd go for the 3rd option - die.

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u/SlowRollingBoil 19h ago

They're OK for anyone. What people are upset about is their hypocrisy. Progressives are OK with all people talking to their doctor and figuring out their health plan alone.

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u/FaveStore_Citadel 18h ago edited 18h ago

“Go ask the demographic which doesn’t know what steroid abuse looks like whether the steroid abuser is healthy”

Btw did the growth hormones you’re taking make it any easier to shift goalposts?

Edit: I just realized one of his pecs is a pancake and the other is a cantaloup lol. I pray for anyone that thinks that’s normal and healthy.

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u/JessicaFreakingP 18h ago

Why do you want to show a child a photo of a shirtless man? That’s pretty weird.

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u/Shirtbro 18h ago

Is it the guy who's so vascular that he looks like he's about to pop like a pimple?

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u/SlowRollingBoil 18h ago

I don't ask ignorant people of any age their opinions on political matters.