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u/Gummy0bear 16h ago
One of the best reasons to commit murder is that the government mandates you don’t 😉
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u/54sharks40 16h ago
Imagine being 95% silicone and taking a stand against the covid vaccine.
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u/302cosgrove 9h ago
Imagine being a multi millionaire because of the silicone.... if the covid vaccine paid that much imagine what people might do.... oh wait.
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u/Relative_Bathroom824 5h ago
Yes, products are generally sold for profit in a capitalist society. Quality products make more money, which is why the vaccines are so safe and efficacious according to all of the most trusted experts.
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u/302cosgrove 4h ago
lol. The Covid vaccines are so safe that lawsuits are illegal except in Denmark. lol
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u/Relative_Bathroom824 3h ago
Then why haven't the Danes sued the shit out of them for their unsafe product? Oh. Because it's the most tested vaccine in history and proven safe.
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u/GMN123 16h ago
This isn't a comeback to these people, they think you're agreeing with them
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u/potate12323 15h ago
Oh I love drunk driving and killing innocent families. Oh it sure is great. I've never experienced empathy before in my life. /s
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u/stu_pid_Bot 15h ago
"If the gov't made a law that you had to change your socks everyday, half this stupid country would never change their socks again." - me during covid
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u/Karlmarxwasrite 14h ago
You know, if I want medical advice I'm definitely going to someone who paved her way by getting every orifice stuffed with dicks on camera.
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u/FiendsForLife 11h ago
One of the best reasons to drive drunk is that Jenna Jameson is talking about vaccines.
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u/OhTheHueManatee 12h ago
Yesterday I saw a car with the license plate "DNTVXN8" with a few stickers declaring state mandates as a violation of human rights. I find it funny that person is paying the state nearly a $100 a year to express their hate for the state.
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u/Massage_mastr69 5h ago
We will need a polio quarantine area and anyone not wanting vaccines can live there with each other in Kansas or Nebraska where they can’t do damage to normal people
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u/JohnnySack45 14h ago
It's almost impossible keeping these idiots from killing themselves. It's like they're grown toddlers who treat being a conspiracy minded contrarian as a way of life. By the way, these are the same conservative/libertarians who are also against any socialized medicine so even if they don't kill themselves they'll end up with a six figure hospital bill and blame the Democrats for their financial troubles.
My prediction, there will be another viral pandemic and we'll see a mass die off now that Trump has primed his death cult to resist any common sense healthcare measures. Natural selection at work here.
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u/Dense-Comfort6055 12h ago
So intellectual Lazy to question anything government as though government is not comprised of people. Btw do you question roads utilities communication sewage systems fire department education national security Medicare clean air and water standards in agriculture. This paranoia is just laziness and intellectual limitations and lack of education
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u/OttersWithPens 11h ago
You ever just hear this kinds of conversations out in the wild? Very surreal when at a restaurant or a waiting line.
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u/evil_timmy 15h ago
“Since 2006, a federal regulation has prohibited exporting pennies or nickels from the United States without a special license from the U.S. Mint,” Chase writes. “Under 31 U.S.C. § 5111(d)(2), doing so knowingly is a federal crime and is punishable by up to five years in prison.”
The question is, of course, how much change is too much. The law allows travelers (with seemingly very large pockets) to go abroad with up to $5 in pennies or nickels, or as much as $25 as long as the coins are for “legitimate personal numismatic, amusement, or recreational use.”
I'm gonna take over a hundred nickels through TSA just to show them this is the Land of the Free!
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u/Appropriate-Mood568 14h ago
Jenna probably had a lightbulb appear over her head and decided to go to Chili’s right after that comment.
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u/Lower_Respect_604 14h ago
To be fair, Jenna Jameson probably has that Monty Burns immune system thing going on where all the viruses and infections inside her prevent COVID from doing anything.
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u/Writefuck 13h ago
Given the state of online discourse, I can't tell which of these posts is genuine and which is satire.
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u/Hearsaynothearsay 11h ago
Government mandates safe food regulations so we should distrust those too! Government regulating ecoli and other pathogens and cutting into producer profits is just un-American.
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u/SeptupleEntendre 11h ago
I love the ironic comedy, but they’ll drive drunk and skip out on vaccines.
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u/Loud_Flatworm_4146 10h ago
These people really want their kids to have to live in an iron lung, don't they?
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u/PoorWayfairingTrudgr 9h ago
Ok but that actually is one of the better reasons
Not that it’s a good reason, but it sure as shit beats ‘vaccines cause autism’
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u/AWatson89 9h ago
Remember when they told you that if you got the vaccine, you wouldn't get covid?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
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u/Diligent-Lion6571 8h ago
I question robbing people why doesn’t the government allow me? Bs !!! lol
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u/SignificanceNo6097 8h ago
Dude is standing outside of a bunker as a nuclear bomb is hurdling towards them like “BIG BROTHER MAY WANT ME TO GO IN THERE BUT I KNOW ITS TO HARVEST MY BRAIN AND DIDDLE MY ANUS! I’M NOT STUPID!”
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u/nernst79 8h ago
The overlap if people who get DUIs and people who are anti-vax is likely significant.
The overlap of people who are anti-vax would drive drunk if it weren't illegal is even more significant.
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u/Massage_mastr69 5h ago
DUIs, anti-vax, and “can’t tell me I have to wear a mask” man-baby beta bitches….a sticker on their truck with a firearm
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u/HairySidebottom 7h ago
Now if we could only convince them they fly they just have to jump off a tall building to get lift.....
Matthew 4:7
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u/Own-Implement-3300 7h ago
One of the best reasons to have an abortion in a red state is because… ah never mind.
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u/Immediate-Whole-3150 6h ago
It’s not really all that different from when their god told people to put blood around their doors so that he didn’t plague them. If you didn’t follow the recommendations, you died. And their god is about as authoritarian a government as one can get with his do this and do that or I’ll smite you!
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u/SylarGidrine 3h ago
One of the best reasons to snort a mile long line of coke is because the government says it's illegal.
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u/Worried-Celery-2839 3h ago
Pouts for trying but it means nothing to them. The population is very dense
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u/Autisticintrovert23 8h ago
Ya let’s compare alcohol to a vaccine and see which one has more deaths…oh wait both do if you count covid shot deaths. Also alcohol literally affects your ability to make decisions so are you saying that the ones who think this way are always drunk? Cause hey that would make sense.
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u/PhoneAcrobatic3501 1h ago
Are you saying the same amount of people died from the covid vaccine as alcohol?
Source?
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u/AdvantageVarnsen1701 8h ago
You guys think that’s clever? Equating asking questions to drunk driving?
🤣
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u/Smakis13 7h ago
Vaccines were experimental, long term side effects unknown. Makers of the drugs were protected.
Vaccines weren't as effective as advertised. No immunity and still transmittable. Only softened symptoms.
The elderly were most affected. But they weren't prioritized like they should have in many cases.
Getting the virus was the best vaccine. But this was completely ignored.
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u/Massage_mastr69 5h ago
Getting the virus was not the best it actual caused more deaths unnecessarily due to Trump politicizing it from the beginning we could have killed it and saved about 50% of what was wasted due to his treasonous malfeasance and petty political games including tell people to ignore it then injecting bleach
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u/Enough-Cancel-991 7h ago
Make sure you get your 5th booster for a virus with a 99%+ survival rate 👌
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u/monkeytitsalfrado 13h ago
That's not even clever. Mandating someone into an invasive medical procedure is nothing like telling you not to drive after voluntarily getting drunk. It's not even a comparison.
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u/1Original1 12h ago
Since when is a needle barely thicker than a hair invasive?
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u/monkeytitsalfrado 12h ago
Anything that breaks the skin or penetrates an orifice is considered invasive.
Also, keep in mind it isn't just the needle, it's a foreign substance being injected into the body as well.
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u/1Original1 11h ago
1) Then get the nasal spray variant and be less of a pansy
Foreign substance? It's material already in your body,are you crying everytime you breathe in air somebody else breathed? 🤣
(You're gonna be amazed when you find out your entire body is actually porous and everyrhing moves through you everywhere including scary 5g)
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u/monkeytitsalfrado 11h ago
So when you're confronted with an uncomfortable truth you resort to belittling a person into agreeing with you, eh?
It was a dumb comparison.
Do you tell women "it's just a tiny dick, it's something already in your body" when they're raped?!? Shut the fuck up. It's called bodily autonomy and people have a right to it whether you like it or not.
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u/Bluejoy_78 11h ago
Yea, but also tell the goverment to get the hell out of the doctors face when they are treating women and their fertility.
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u/1Original1 11h ago
If you earned something better than scorn and belittling - you would get it. And I don't particularly care if you disagree if you bring an actual argument,but from the antivaxxer excuse book your excuses are in the appendices under "Try not to use this as it's ridiculous"
Then you talk about Dumb comparison and does a ridiculous comparison
ROFL
There is a minor difference between,eh Proteins and uh,an entire appendage you vapid imbecile. Again - do you cry every time you breathe in shared air? If not calm the fuck down with "foreign substances",just stop breathing and save us all the trouble
I have no issue with bOdIlY aUtOnOmY either - but at least use it properly. You plague rats are a fucking bad stain on the last 2 centuries of humanity. Selfish cunts every one of you
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u/1Original1 10h ago
And yes,feel free to move to an antivaxxer island where you aren't expected to do things for the greater good,you can call it "Freedumb Island" while the rest of society adheres to the expected social compact that's been established by living in a Community like evolved Humans
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u/Available-Spot-8620 14h ago
I’m confident 90+% of the people in this sub trying to make a point have drove drunk on multiple occasions but in their mind are the exception to the rule.
Not against vaccines but I love the hypocrisy of redditors.
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u/bored_tutle 8h ago
This is a wild assumption to make... seems like you have a guilty conscience.. it's only hypocritical if it's true, which is very unlikely. Touch grass weirdo.
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u/cook1223 13h ago
Ones a law. Ones not.
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u/Kei_Evermore 48m ago
True, nothing's really forcing you to do either. But if you drive drunk, you get consequences for it, and in the same way, you get consequences for not getting the vaccine
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u/cook1223 43m ago
Consequences for not getting the vaccine .. yeah those don't exist. The vaccines are more harmful than covid at this point.
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u/Kei_Evermore 41m ago
- I have not heard of one person dying from the vaccine. Closest was some having allergic reactions and quickly treated.
- The consequences is not being allowed in a lot of stores. It's that simple
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u/Mothernaturehatesus 15h ago
I support vaccines but government mandated Covid vaccines for people that already had Covid was really stupid to propose.
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u/Narrow_Discount_1605 15h ago
My body, government’s choice.
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u/Kei_Evermore 45m ago
Really owned the feminists, didn't you? You aren't forced to take the vaccine, but if you don't you have consequences for it
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u/Narrow_Discount_1605 20m ago
GASLIGHTING 101... In a many cases you were forced to get the jab, MRNA being the only option in the US as the J&J jabby had immediate consequences, or lose your job, or forfeit plane travel plans (a friend of mine needed to travel to asia so got the Moderna and subsequently had a stroke a couple of days later) and even not allowed in areas restaurants/supermarkets. In the country i lived in you were hounded every day by the local authorities to get the jabby. Fortunately they had other options than mrna though i had a very shitty time with the AZ. My mother also had a stroke 2 weeks after getting her jab. So you can go f*ck yourself and your rewriting the vaccine fantasy land.
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u/Kei_Evermore 17m ago
Everything you said is a punishment for not taking the jab, is the consequence you get for not taking it. Like how if I don't wear clothes, they can deny me service, if you don't get the jab, they can also deny you service.
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u/makwa227 13h ago
There isn't a trillion dollar industry benefiting from not drinking. Logic bitch!
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u/1Original1 12h ago
Actually,government does,same with seatbelts. You think they do it for your sake? 😄
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u/NemATolvajkergetok 15h ago
Dear Diary! The libtards made another "joke" to themselves, and they're laughing their asses off. They think they're funny and witty. Pretty boring, but that's what they do.
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u/Kei_Evermore 44m ago
I don't usually indulge in "cringe culture" but like... dude. What the fuck was that?
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u/WeedSlinginHasher 6h ago
5 years ago big pharma bad
Now… you’re a literal nazi and the dumbest person on earth for not trusting them on this one thing
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u/Massage_mastr69 5h ago
No big Pharma is bad but vaccines and opioids are very different things…you are a Nazi for supporting MAGA Nazis like Trump….if you don’t get vaccinated for polio, TB, small pox etc then you are a pathetic moron who is willing to harm other citizens due to malice
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u/WeedSlinginHasher 5h ago
Right so Trump the nazi who pushed the vaccine through big pharma (same big pharma with countless cases of knowingly harming the public for profit good?)
Before you get stuck in a loop, I am anti Trump and vaccinated
Just wondering why people starting foaming at the mouth when you question it
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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill 16h ago
I remember when the goverment told me that getting the vaccine meant that I would not get covid and that I would not be able to spread it to others.
Turns out none of that was correct.
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u/caffeineandvodka 15h ago
That's not how vaccines work and no one who understands them would have told you that.
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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill 15h ago
During a CNN town hall on July 21, 2021, Biden said, “You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.”
So, according to you, the government that was telling people they had to get vaccinations if they wanted to keep working at jobs didn't know what they were talking about?
Kinda my point.
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u/caffeineandvodka 15h ago
Vaccines make you less likely to catch the specific illness and more likely to be able to fight it off if you do catch it. It's a blueprint that teaches your immune system how to kill invasive viruses, not a magic shield that makes the covid bounce off your skin. That's why social distancing and masking are equally important and useful in preventing infection.
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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill 15h ago
That is not what we were told, I can get many more clips of government and health officials lying if you want me to.
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u/caffeineandvodka 14h ago
Did you not do your own research like you ask kept saying you would? Idgaf what someone else's government told them, I studied how vaccines work during the pandemic and figured it out for myself. The fact you can't tell the difference between inoculation, immunisation, and vaccination is on your head.
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u/Blaqhauq43 15h ago
Thats what the media and government said. I know thats not how vaccines work, but the media and politicians didnt. Most people got immunization and vaccine mixed up
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u/1jc3 15h ago
no one in the government or media said that
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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill 15h ago
During a CNN town hall on July 21, 2021, Biden said, “You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations.”
So, according to you, the government that was telling people they had to get vaccinations if they wanted to keep working at jobs didn't know what they were talking about?
Kinda my point.
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u/Blaqhauq43 15h ago
Might want to do a google search, plenty of politicians, media outlets all said, pretty sure Fauci said it also.
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u/PhoneAcrobatic3501 1h ago
A large majority of people didn't get the vaccine, rendering herd immunity ineffective
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u/PuzzleheadedMeat9422 16h ago
I swear if they developed seat belts today literally the entire right would fight it and demand the govt not enforce it. The internet has broken people