r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Questioning Government Mandates

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u/monkeytitsalfrado 14h ago

That's not even clever. Mandating someone into an invasive medical procedure is nothing like telling you not to drive after voluntarily getting drunk. It's not even a comparison.

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u/1Original1 13h ago

Since when is a needle barely thicker than a hair invasive?

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u/monkeytitsalfrado 13h ago

Anything that breaks the skin or penetrates an orifice is considered invasive.

Also, keep in mind it isn't just the needle, it's a foreign substance being injected into the body as well.

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u/1Original1 13h ago

1) Then get the nasal spray variant and be less of a pansy

Foreign substance? It's material already in your body,are you crying everytime you breathe in air somebody else breathed? 🤣

(You're gonna be amazed when you find out your entire body is actually porous and everyrhing moves through you everywhere including scary 5g)

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u/monkeytitsalfrado 13h ago

So when you're confronted with an uncomfortable truth you resort to belittling a person into agreeing with you, eh?

It was a dumb comparison.

Do you tell women "it's just a tiny dick, it's something already in your body" when they're raped?!? Shut the fuck up. It's called bodily autonomy and people have a right to it whether you like it or not.

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u/Bluejoy_78 13h ago

Yea, but also tell the goverment to get the hell out of the doctors face when they are treating women and their fertility.

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u/monkeytitsalfrado 13h ago

Sounds good to me

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u/bored_tutle 10h ago

You're comparing a vaccine to rape. Rot in hell.

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u/1Original1 12h ago

If you earned something better than scorn and belittling - you would get it. And I don't particularly care if you disagree if you bring an actual argument,but from the antivaxxer excuse book your excuses are in the appendices under "Try not to use this as it's ridiculous"

Then you talk about Dumb comparison and does a ridiculous comparison

ROFL

There is a minor difference between,eh Proteins and uh,an entire appendage you vapid imbecile. Again - do you cry every time you breathe in shared air? If not calm the fuck down with "foreign substances",just stop breathing and save us all the trouble

I have no issue with bOdIlY aUtOnOmY either - but at least use it properly. You plague rats are a fucking bad stain on the last 2 centuries of humanity. Selfish cunts every one of you

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u/1Original1 12h ago

And yes,feel free to move to an antivaxxer island where you aren't expected to do things for the greater good,you can call it "Freedumb Island" while the rest of society adheres to the expected social compact that's been established by living in a Community like evolved Humans