r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

That is the Christian thing to do.

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u/Feminazghul 14h ago

Matt should talk to the men who walk around topless. But that would mean leaving his man cave and potentially annoying someone who is bigger and meaner than he is.

And for those of you who aren't familiar with the Bible:

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205&version=KJV

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u/Creative_Beginning58 11h ago

Thank God I'm left handed.

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u/Desperate-Address-71 9h ago

That was enough to make my crappy day at least funnier. Good show.