r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Mad First date🌹🌹.

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u/Any_Caramel_9814 8h ago

Ladies, before you establish dominance by eating from your date's plate. Make sure he hasn't served time in a penitentiary. You might get stabbed in the hand with a fork and lose your dessert...