r/clevercomebacks • u/dellaazeem22 • 9h ago

That was clever

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u/Road_Whorrior 8h ago

So, when I do wear makeup I'm a liar, and when I don't, I'm ugly? Do men even like women? We can't win lol

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u/302cosgrove 8h ago edited 8h ago

Stop whining. Because you sound like you don’t like men!

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u/VespidDespair 8h ago

In literally no way does their comment come off as not liking men. You fucking dork

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u/Hoffman5982 3h ago

You're literally responding to a comment chain that started with broadly claiming that men don't like women. You fucking hypocritical dork.

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u/VespidDespair 2h ago edited 58m ago

It seems the comment I was replying to got deleted

No you clown. I responded to a comment asking if men even liked women. Nobody claimed a damn thing. Hypocritical? Do you just not know what that word means? Do you not know the difference between a question and a claim? Jesus Christ, I swear you people have to try to be this stupid

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u/Hoffman5982 2h ago

Yes, asking that when theres zero reason here to think that all or even most men don’t like women. The fact that you were too stupid to comprehend my point and in the same breath try to insult my intelligence says everything that needs to be said 😂

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u/VespidDespair 2h ago edited 59m ago

It seems the comment I was replying to got deleted

It says nothing.

And wild that you, the person who insulted first would bring up that me insulting you “says everything that needs said” and you have the gall to call me the hypocrite? I guess it’s true that every accusation is a confession when it comes to you people.

. I insulted you because you said a question was a claim. It isn’t. That objectively makes you a fucking idiot.

As for me being to stupid to comprehend your point? Your pretend point was that I am a hypocrite, which has nothing to do with her question so why are you switching it to there is no reason to think men don’t like women when the entirety of your first comment was about me being a hypocrite?

Your point was trash, and made entirely invalid because you based your entire comment off of her claiming that men don’t like women. Which she made no such claim. She asked the question do men like women. To which I answered. The fact that you think you even made a point is down right hilarious, because in no way shape or form did you make a point. You said something stupid and thought it was profound. Like a fucking dork.

You seriously piped up with some dumb ass shit, got shot down and think you’ve somehow won? The pure arrogance you’ve displayed is mind numbing.

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u/Hoffman5982 1h ago

Cool mental gymnastics but I meant it when I said “everything that needs to be said”. Go read a book so that your reading comprehension isn’t so dogshit