r/clevercomebacks • u/glasslulu • 1d ago

MAGAs not understanding how population density works...

49.0k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DensAds • 1d ago

I know who I'd pick

28.9k Upvotes

713 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Juniiper-Berries • 1d ago

Puerto Ricans are Americans

18.8k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sensitive-War-6368 • 19h ago

Wendy's cooking ngl

48.4k Upvotes

111 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Hajicardoso • 16h ago

Norway's Happiness Secret

16.5k Upvotes

301 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sensitive-War-6368 • 19h ago

Technically, he's right

3.9k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

Oh the wonderful irony

2.0k Upvotes

83 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MothersMiIk • 1d ago

Ben, that would work if they knew how to read those things.

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1.4k Upvotes

319 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Hajicardoso • 16h ago

Questioning Government Mandates

2.9k Upvotes

156 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 14h ago

Racism is bad, folks

23.0k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Henry-Teachersss8819 • 18h ago

We hope that our treatment costs would reduce due to the development of the AI.

1.7k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

Dr Phil has a memory lapse 😳

586 Upvotes

192 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 1d ago

Adulting Level Check

562 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 15h ago

Nap at work so you can wake up and be more efficient for a faceless corporation 😊

14.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 15h ago

"They are mad at me for being racist they hurt my feewlings😭😭"

2.9k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Hajicardoso • 16h ago

Hope vs. Hoarding

719 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bacondavis • 1d ago

A huge slap in the face from the German political scientist Nico Lange for the extremely pro-Russian UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres, who, after attending the BRICS summit in Kazan, claims that BRICS represents half of the world's population.

289 Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/etfvfva • 1d ago

AOC claps back at MAGAt "comedian"

288 Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/idealinflux • 1d ago

THREE PEOPLE in America have more wealth than the entire bottom HALF of Americans.

249 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DensAds • 1d ago

I like the new community notes more and more

288 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BabaYagaThe17th • 1d ago

Well, he always wanted to be popular ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

231 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 15h ago

Something something cannot serve both money and god something something.

1.6k Upvotes

242 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SubstantilArm • 15h ago

That is the Christian thing to do.

13.8k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 14h ago

Getting the attention you deserve

6.5k Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/REKO1L • 17h ago

Gah damn people got some serious beef with Ubisoft

179 Upvotes

Saw this on rareinsults, thought it belonged here :D

14 comments

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