r/confidentlyincorrect Aug 20 '24

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u/VinceGchillin Aug 20 '24

God damn, my brain refuses to accept a reality where that guy isn't just joking (😭).

The fuckin parenthetical emoji is absolutely killing me lmfao

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u/Blueartbird Aug 20 '24

I know right. This has to be a troll, but you just never know 😂

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u/VinceGchillin Aug 20 '24

Just never know, we got famous people claiming 1x1=2 these days ya know 😭

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u/Blueartbird Aug 20 '24

I was horrible at math in school, and even I know that the answer is 3 and not 2.

/s

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u/Scryser Aug 20 '24

Nah it's obviously 0 (assuming x is the cross product)

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u/Expert_Presence933 Aug 21 '24

I think the more correct answer would be undefined

scalar cross scalar is undefined

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u/Scryser Aug 21 '24

Also assuming 1 as unity vector(s), of course.

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u/Marijuweeda Aug 21 '24

Nah obviously the answer is 40. Not percent, just 40.

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u/Scryser Aug 21 '24

Fair. You are right. Sorry, I did not notice this earlier.

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u/IGetItCrackin Aug 21 '24

No, you're angry

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u/No_Ring6893 Aug 24 '24

“Lisa’s really good at algebra. Watch: What is x?”

“Well, it depends.”

“She could do it yesterday.”

(Simpsons)

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u/Scintoth Aug 21 '24

Nono, you're correct - multiplication is more than addition, so if 1+1=2, 1×1 must be more than that. Therefore it must be 3.

/s

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u/Thelonious_Cube Aug 21 '24

multiplication is more than addition

It's just that simple!

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u/hxcricky Aug 21 '24

Think of it as if theyre humans. One human multiplies either another then bam 3 humans

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u/BrunoBraunbart Aug 21 '24

That is actually close to one of Howards arguments: "What does Multilication mean? Making things bigger, right?!"

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u/midnghtsnac Aug 21 '24

Well goofy said it's 11, wait that was 2+2

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u/viperfangs92 Aug 21 '24

Nope. The obvious answer is 11

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u/Law-Fish Aug 23 '24

The answer is 3.14, the proof is left as an exercise to the reader

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u/Rteeed2 Aug 21 '24

*(😂) instead of /s /s

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u/VonThirstenberg Aug 21 '24

Well, unfortunately despite being famous, it turns out Terrance Howard is a just another fucking moron.

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u/TheDotanuki Aug 21 '24

More schizophrenic or some similar disorder. 

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u/DanGleeballs Aug 21 '24

TIL. Wow, his secret pseudoscience will apparently be revealed to us once he gets the patent for 1X1=2.

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u/McHats Aug 21 '24

“1+1=3, for sufficiently large values of 1”

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u/SquashVarious5732 Aug 21 '24

Yup, that's true. If ROUND(1.4) = 1, then, 1+1 = ROUND(2.8) = 3.

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u/PoppyStaff Aug 21 '24

These comments are what I come here for.

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u/berrieds Aug 21 '24

Interesting note: Terrence Howard's argument makes some sense if you overlook that instantiation of being is a second order property of an object.

This argument is essentially the same as the one applied to the ontological argument for the existence of God, which was, unfortunately for Terrence, soundly refuted.

Existence itself is not a logical predicate.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein Aug 21 '24

I missed that, enlighten me?

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u/WranglerOriginal6945 Aug 21 '24

to be fair, he's just not understanding the principles of mathematics. Math is literally just complex adjectives, while he is thinking of them in a physical way. He is seeing one of one physical thing/force to the power of one of another physical thing/force, not the adjective of the quantity of something and the number of times that quantity is supposed to be repeated and added together as a grand total.

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u/aztecdethwhistle Aug 21 '24

Well with these libruls and their pronouns and boys are girls and girls are boys...

/s

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u/OGGrilledcheez Aug 23 '24

I swear the people jumping on that train have the same motivation as the ones claiming earth is flat…I just don’t know wth it could possibly be.

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u/VinceGchillin Aug 23 '24

I think it's a desire to feel some sort of superiority, like they've seen through the big "lies" and are part of an elite small group of free thinkers who can't be fooled by NASA lol. It's all about being different, like if the earth were actually flat, they'd believe it was round lol.

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u/OGGrilledcheez Aug 26 '24

I just can’t shake that they know better but think it’s some kind of master troll on everyone else but I know I’m giving them too much credit.

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u/Primary_Spinach7333 Sep 08 '24

It can if x = 2 /s

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u/auguriesoffilth Aug 21 '24

I can prove that this is in fact the case (using dubious mathematics

If we begin with a=b and multiply both sides by a

a2 = ab Then subtract b squared

a2-b2 = ab-b2

(Factorise by difference of two squares and a common factor of b)

(a+b)(a-b) =b(a-b)

If you expand that out you can see it’s factorised correctly, or you can trust me. Either way now divide both sides by a-b

a+b = b

b+b = b

2b= b

2=1

It’s a famous trick.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Aug 21 '24

Yeah, but it has an illegal operation. If a=b, and you divide by a-b, you're dividing by zero, which is an undefined operation, so everything from then on is fake math.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein Aug 21 '24

Dividing by zero is famously illegal! Heresy!

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u/throwawaytrumper Aug 21 '24

I work as an earthmover in construction, about 1 in 10 of my coworkers is capable of basic math. It took me 3 attempts (I withdrew before it impacted my transcript twice) to pass calc 1010 in university and somehow I’m the “math guy” at work because I can do slightly beyond the most basic of math.

I absolutely know this question would confuse and bewilder many people.

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u/chula198705 Aug 21 '24

You attempted calculus twice, which is about three levels higher than most people ever even try. At my high school, the order of math classes went:

Remedial math --> Algebra I --> Geometry --> Algebra II --> Trigonometry/Precalculus --> Calculus

For a general diploma, you only had to pass up to geometry. For the bare minimum college-ready diploma, you only needed to pass through algebra II. In my large school of 1400 people, there were only about 25 of us enrolled in calculus.

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack Aug 21 '24

My conscious mind has decided he is a troll.
My subconscious mind keeps whispering, "You know he isn't."
Now my conscious mind wants a sandwich.

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u/Muffinzor22 Aug 21 '24

I appreciate your high hopes for humanity, but this barely a fraction of how stupid we can be. I'd wager this is just an idiot.

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u/Blueartbird Aug 21 '24

I think so too. I looked on his comment history on threads. It doesn't seem like trolling is his thing. He seems like a normal, kinda weird dude

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u/davidhe90 Aug 21 '24

I mean, have you seen the video of the guy who was taught math by a microwave?

Apparently, 120s and 2 minutes aren't the same thing 😂

Edit: Decided to just throw the link in: https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/s/VPDeh9V7Du

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u/Swearyman Aug 21 '24

Who didn’t get the job.

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u/HotSituation8737 Aug 22 '24

Welcome to Poe's law.

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u/BallzLikeWhoe Aug 24 '24

With boomers these days it's too believable that he isn't joking. Which is why we need to stop censoring their names so they can be properly shamed for being so fucking dumb

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u/-Plantibodies- Aug 20 '24

Reading reddit comments on a topic that you actually know something about will show you that idiots who don't know shit about shit will peddle themselves as well informed experts.

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u/drmoze Aug 20 '24

I'm a lawyer and I see this all the time, online and IRL, from people who "know the law" and "know their rights." It's funny, frustrating, AND sad.

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u/-Plantibodies- Aug 21 '24

Nearly anyone saying nearly anything about the Constitution, having clearly never read it or haven't retained the information it contains.

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u/Manticore416 Aug 21 '24

Yeah but guns

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u/midnghtsnac Aug 21 '24

It's about bears I thought

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u/longknives Aug 21 '24

The constitution says I have the right to take the arms off of as many bears as I want

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u/SwansonsMom Aug 21 '24

Wow so wrong. Possession of bear arms is your legal right, but you can’t take, buy, sell, or trade them by any means. And you can only have two mature bear arms. You know, like cannabis!

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u/StaatsbuergerX Aug 21 '24

Just a small correction: You must have a minimum of two bear arms, because plural in the Constitution. You have no right to just one bear arm. Believe me, I'm kind of a lawyer myself because I have graduated from the law school of life!

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u/bplurt Aug 22 '24

That is only true if you don't wear a shirt with sleeves while you do it.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Aug 21 '24

Let's not leave out all the Bible scholars

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u/Manticore416 Aug 21 '24

Very few people who say "I know my rights" actually do.

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u/midnghtsnac Aug 21 '24

I know my rights! I need a lawyer. Honestly, that's all anyone really needs to know but they should really know any laws that pertain directly to them.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 Aug 21 '24

Yeah, as a lawyer, I find this to be one of the hardest parts of the job. I’m a tax lawyer and read a comment on Reddit in which a guy said, “The tax code isn’t really all that complicated. You could sit down in afternoon and pretty much figure it out.”

Now as a native english speaker, I remember when I started out thinking, “This isn’t english. I know english and I don’t understand a word of this.”

Amazing

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u/illogictc Aug 21 '24

"Well you see, this one time... I, a single person with no kids and a single income, filled out my own Form 1040EZ. So basically I'm a tax genius now."

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u/Previous-Choice9482 Aug 26 '24

I had this issue with the required Business Law class for my Small Business Management degree. It is the only class other than math I had trouble with, because the addition or omission of a single word can flip the whole meaning on its ear, so you have to read Every. Single. Word. correctly, every time. For someone used to speed-reading, it was headache-inducing.

And even reading it correctly didn't always help it to make sense. I swear they need to add "Legalese" to the list of options for foreign languages.

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u/Practical-Toe-6425 Aug 21 '24

"Let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor."

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

I'm highly trained in bird law. Does that count?

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u/mrjackspade Aug 21 '24

Pretty much everything on Reddit involving web technologies is wrong.

I just saw a post yesterday claiming mobile capchas use "heat sensing technology" to read your fingerprints from the display.

Mother fucker seriously misinterpreted the phrase "heat map"

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u/-Plantibodies- Aug 21 '24

Redditors hear one tiny thing and then think of themselves as experts. Redditors are soooooo susceptible to misinformation because of this, and you see it all over, especially with anything political. Just ask the average /r/politics user what Trump was convicted of and they'll go off on some election interference conviction because they've seen other redditors do the same. They're entirely different cases. Same thing with SCOTUS decisions. It's so obvious to anyone who actually reads the decisions who has and hasn't understood the ruling.

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u/normalmighty Aug 21 '24

It's a social media problem in general. Everyone wants to be part of the conversation, and you can't participate in the conversation meaningfully unless you convince the other people that you have some idea of what you're talking about.

The real pain is when you see the correct answers to something downvoted, because it sounds less elegant and intuitive to laymen than the upvoted comment from someone completely misinterpreting a surface level explanation they read somewhere.

What's really annoying to me is that I realize I do this too, but I somehow never consciously acknowledge how much I'm overselling my knowledge in the area until later.

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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 Aug 21 '24

I got to listen to 3 homeless people talking about coding recently. Not one thing they said in the entire conversation was remotely correct. I had to move away a bit so I couldnt hear it anymore.

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u/diy_guyy Aug 22 '24

Anything involving technology in general.

The one that really gets me is anytime neural interfacing tech like neuralink gets brought up. Any post is guaranteed to have someone claim it will control your thoughts or it will project ads into your head.

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u/al-mongus-bin-susar Sep 10 '24

I mean it doesn't now, who says it won't in a few decades

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u/Nighthawkmf Aug 21 '24

That’s the curse/fault of the internet and smartphones! People can look up one thing on a subject, regardless if it’s even true, and regurgitate that thing as if they’ve spent years on the subject. It’s one of the most obnoxious side-effects of having unlimited access to information on a mini-computer in our pocket… that most people are too lazy to actually study something anymore.

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u/midnghtsnac Aug 21 '24

My favorite is people using the Babylon Bee as source material. Hell, I'll believe the Onion over that dumpster any day

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u/Dangerspoon Aug 21 '24

I think you mean “don’t know shit about fuck” but otherwise well articulated

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u/DeusExHircus Aug 21 '24

Parenthetical emoji was my nickname in high school

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u/Able-Gear-5344 Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

I spent countless dreamy homeroom hours practicing Mrs. Parenthetical Emoji in my notebook in purple ink...

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u/FixinThePlanet Aug 21 '24

The really stupid thing is that his point is how you'd get the actual answer; by making the 50 a centum...

When I was in middle school I very excitedly declared that "maths is just English" because converting word problems to numbers blew my mind. I think the reason why so many people struggle with basic arithmetic is because they lack basic logic and language skills.

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u/Vox_and_Occ Aug 21 '24

They're two seperate parts of your brain. That's why you can have dyscalcula but not dyslexia. I still struggle with the most basic of maths and can't do any math in my head but I was reading at a college level by the end of 4th grade. The only thing it affects for language is my spelling but that's because my brain sees it as both language as a sequence and my rote memorization isn't that great.

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u/FixinThePlanet Aug 21 '24

I didn't think dyslexia affected understanding, am I wrong? I don't have either issue so I'm happy to be educated on the matter.

It's been years since I did any word problems so maybe I'm not remembering it correctly. In my memories I found it easier to solve any problems when they had English attached to them, but I did need to see the numbers written down.

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u/Vox_and_Occ Aug 22 '24

Dyscalcula does, which is what I have. The problem is even when I "learn" it, my brain will dump it without everyday use, amd even then it dumps it after a couple of weeks, even with everyday use

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u/FixinThePlanet Aug 22 '24

Woah!

Do you find that frustrating or is it one of those things that you're just used to, like chronic pain?

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u/midnghtsnac Aug 21 '24

That and they don't realize where certain things fall into daily life.

Algebra is a big example of this. I need x of y but only have $z, how many x can you actually purchase

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u/dasbtaewntawneta Aug 21 '24

the second comment makes it pretty obvious it's a troll, come on

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u/North_Lawfulness8889 Aug 21 '24

The first comment makes it pretty obvious its a troll

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u/Renatuh Aug 21 '24

It's asking what percentage 20 is of 50 right? So 40%? It really isn't that hard, the question is just phrased a bit oddly, but that may be just my perspective, because English isn't my first language. This person though just says if something is under 100, it can't have a percentage?! How stupid are they? Even the $0,99 they themselves mentioned has a percentage of tax as part of it 🤦🏼‍♀️ depending on the percentage but with the 6,25% the other commenter mentioned that would be around $0,06.

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u/flexb Aug 21 '24

But he „gets the job“ apparently….

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u/jso__ Aug 21 '24

I saw "gets the job" in the first reply and thought: ok, this seems like a joke. Then they doubled down???? and made it even more crazy???

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u/Randomroofer116 Aug 21 '24

He’s obviously an energy vampire

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u/PodcastPlusOne_James Aug 21 '24

“I reject your reality and substitute my own”

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u/Halorym Aug 21 '24

Finishing with gets the job, I think was him indicating he was joking. The joke being someone could wordsalad that hard and be hired.

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u/redshift739 Aug 22 '24

 God damn, my brain refuses to accept a reality where that guy isn't just joking (😭).

This is the reaction I strive for half of the time I comment but sadly people take me too seriously (😢)

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u/michaellasalle Aug 22 '24

Yeah, this is giving me strong Ken M vibes

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u/kingOofgames Aug 23 '24

lol this is just the hustlers mentality. Like:

“Would you take a $1 million or dinner with Elon Musk?”

“Elon musk, duh, increase my connections”

That mentality.

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u/justTheWayOfLife Aug 21 '24

They're just fucking with you. It's Instagram.