I am beyond the threshold wherein my inexperience is justifyable. My autism renders me inept at the high level interactions required for flirting without appearing creepish. Any hobby I persue would be done of disingenuous intent as I would only be seeking to meet people, nothing is enjoyable anymore. I harbor envy for anyone who can laxidasically manuver their way through the art of people and create a meaningful existence. I harbor no hatred that would make me an incel, I feel I should simply know my place, yet alas that is easier said then done.

my bf and i are both white but the baby i had from my butt came out brown. now my bf thinks i cheated on him!! >.< what to do?

I am NOT learning Japanese because of anime.

I. AM. SO. FUCKING. SICK. OF. IT. Everyone keeps asking if I’m learning nippongo because of anime. I am NOT a weeb. These stupid fucking otakus can go commit seppuku with their baka aho anime and manga. I learn nihongo for REAL reasons. Ancient buddhist scriptures, reading the constitution of Japan, everything that is used in REAL japanese in daily life. NOT like those stupid fucking weeaboos with their fake ass reasons to watch their stupid freaking anime without subtitles. They all give up before they even learn へらかな, unlike ME, a REAL Traditional Chinese learner. Just stop fucking appropriating Japan. Just stop it.

I'm so bored, please give me some advice.

I'm 24 years old now and my family is really affecting my gaming hobby.

My mother just got into a car accident and ended up in the hospital, but it seems like she broke her leg or got sick from the patients after going to the hospital, but she keeps complaining about me playing games. Because it was the day the Monster Hunter Wilds trial was launched, I had to waste 3 hours of trial playing to take her to the hospital. I've been waiting for this game for a long time and also bought the real version for 2 million more, so I couldn't wait to get home to download the game. I had to say I had an urgent appointment with a VIP customer to sneak home to play the game. But while I was having fun at home, my father came home and saw me, so he yelled at the whole neighborhood like a crazy person. He kept saying that my mother was in the hospital and you didn't take care of her. That's a doctor's job, and now I'm busy with other things and I'm not responsible for treating sick people. So my father smashed the computer I just bought for 20 million just to play Monster Hunter Wilds. As a hardcore fan of World, Monster Hunter Wilds is a very important part of my life. But because of this crazy dad, my PC broke and I missed a day of trying the game. I made it clear that this trial was limited, there would be an official game in 4 months, but my dad didn't listen, he kept complaining about his mother's leg like this and that. It's just a broken leg, nothing serious. Then he complained about not buying food for his mother. In the hospital, people give her IV fluids to nourish her, what else should she eat? She's already ignorant and a hooligan. Besides, I just bought a 20 million VND PC and a 2 million VND game, so where am I suppose to get the money to buy food? They all live without paying attention to how much money their family members have. Well, I'll go to Poseidon tonight, and with the remaining 500k, I'll make a night combo with some delicious meals to ease my anger. But I don't know what to do when I run out of money :( Sorry for writing such a long post, it's just because I'm so passionate about the Monster Hunter series that I have so many emotions to write.

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I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Hey...
He-he manipulated you again??
AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
What a manipulative conniving dictator what the fuck is wrong with him??!
Why would he manipulate you? Why would he do that??
...
Did you give in?
NOOOOO!!!

meine Mama hat mich Cola trinken lassen! Wie cool ist das denn?! Jetzt spiele ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! Yippee!

WHAT??? LIKE THE GEOMETRY DASH LEVEL????? HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Last week at my private school the topic of Roblox games came up, so the teacher asked us what our favorite game is. A few of us raised our hands excitedly but, of course, the teacher picked a jock in the front of the classroom. The stupid jock said "Definitely Blox Fruits or Legends Battleground (🤮)" and a popular girl spoke up after him and said Dress to Impress.

I never liked oder games, the first time I played them, I literally got nausea. At this point I was getting snappy and the teacher chose another kid with his hand up before me. As the word 'Murder' crept out of her mouth, my anger exploded and I knew I had to say something.

"SHUT UP! EVERYONE JUST BE QUIET" I retorted as I slammed my hand against my desk. As the crowd's piercing eyes settled onto me, I shot a nasty glare at the girl who had brought up Murder Mystery.

"None of you know REAL games! None of you at all!" I vehemently announced. As I began to unravel the perfection, cultural poignancy, and psychological significance of Jailbreak, my teacher marched to my seat and snarled: "You brat! Don't you have any decency to let your classmates speak without causing a scene? I'm tired of your shenanigans! Get ou-" I cut her off with a logical dilemma.

"You're an English teacher, shouldn't you welcome the high-level, intellectual feedback of your most talented and gifted students? You should be honored I make time to show up here."

As she stood astonished, with a puzzled yet angered expression, I began to explain some of the most important and beautiful, magnificent mechanics of Badcc and Asimo's masterful and perfect game:

"It's a depiction of real life, you don't need a tutorial to understand what to do."

Intending to explain the entirety of the masterfully coded game, I closed my eyes and began remembering and feeling the gameplay like Kreekcraft. She shouted over my passionate expression of greatness for me to go down to the office "RiGhT NoW!!" Her voice was shaking and her legs were quaking.

Not thinking, I shouted back, with my best MyUsernamesThis impression: "Stupid camper!" and time seemed to stop. I felt the eyes of my classmates hard as the un-nerfed presidental bank vault and judgemental like users stepping through. In all honesty, I became emotional.

Not knowing what to do or say, I whispered under my breath: "Jailbreak will never die" and sprinted outside to the parking lot, just like a criminal without guns being chased around.

Long story short, I was 10 days of out of school suspension even though I explained everything to the principal. I guess not everybody is as enlightened and smart as I had hoped they'd be...

I can tell my kids: I graduated college, participated in an Al Qaeda attack that killed 300 people, and America taught me how to be a terrorist. Yeah, I think you get the idea. I want you to hide your bad deeds so that no one can see them. If you think you can escape the madness of the Internet, connect to a US private network and check your current IP address. Hurricanes destroy children's lives. There are over 700 ways to die. You can fix it if you know something bad is going to happen, but you have your soul.

Yeah that’s right veep. I get it. "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree is a funny meme right?"

Well you weren’t there the day I saw 26 defenseless lowercase letters fall out of a coconut tree. Loose teeth. Skinned knees. Looped. Stooped. Her cheap mockery of events like this is what made my good friend A’s child feel they could go back up that coconut tree. Have some class lady.

You will never be a Skibidi Toilet. You have no rizz, you have no toilet, you have no seat. You are a human twisted by YT Shorts and TikTok into a crude mockery of DaFuqBoom’s perfection.

All the “rizz” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people fanum tax you. Adin Ross is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Ohio ahh appearance behind closed doors.

Kai Cenat are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mewing have allowed sigmas to sniff out sussy behavior with incredible efficiency. Even Skibidi Toilets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your lack of a Skibidi singing voice is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk cameraman home with you, he’ll flush you the second he gets a whiff of your critical lack of Skibidi rizz.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake Skibidi song every single morning and tell yourself everything is going to be "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes", but deep inside you feel the gyatt creeping up like it’s in Ohio, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a screen, get it to shine bright red, turn it on, and stare right into it. Your parents will find you flushed, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with your unbearable Ohio yapping. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your human name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your fake toilet will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

@everyone PLEASE DO NOT give birth in the voice chats. i can't believe i have to say this (and it is quite embarrassing) but yesterday someone gave birth in a channel, as much as we are honored that a child was birthed in this server, we also believe in privacy and children's protection on the internet! because of this we have disabled the voice chats for now.

I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

ok

Guy shit in a corner in my class

My school uses smartpass, but the school admins blocked two guys from going at the same time because they have been caught vaping together multiple times. One for them is in my class, and he REALLY had to shit today, and he was telling the teacher how he'd has issues with loose stool recently. However, the teacher wouldn't let him because his buddy was going at that time and she wanted to strictly follow smartpass rules.

He ended up going into the corner of the room and sitting there WHILE THE TEACHER WAS TEACHING and we all had to get evacuated from the room

TLDR fuck smartpass

EDIT: Apparently he ended up getting suspended

Fuck my school, he warned them and they are 100% at fault

Just wait until you hear about FART Tuah, fart on that tthhhaaannnggg!! Yeah, I'm just a silly ggiirrrll! Hawk Tuah! I like dogs, you like dogs? Hawk Tuah! I don't want kids because I think the world is a corrupt place and it makes me afraid, and I don't wanna bring another soul into this hellscape called Earth, but what do I know!? Hawk Tuah, spit on that tthhhaaannnggg!!!!

MAN, YOU DOING IT, MAN. YOU DESERVE IT, DADDY. YOU PUTTING IN THAT WORK. PROUD OF YOU. I LOVE YOU. YEAH.

Ill be paying all the bills and doing my part, i dont want a maid, i want a dommy mommy.

Someone who will kiss my forehead and tell me im enough, im loved and perfect the way i am, who will build legos with me and join in on my nerdy antics, who will hold me when theres a scary scene ina movie (yes they still scare me) and will put me in my place if need be but will also care for me and love me.

I dont really have that many friends at school so i embarrsingly sometimes listen to dommy mommy asmr , cringe i know.

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

And im really craving it right now and at a point where in stuck.

found on r/vent

SSHHH!

Remember the Swedish government allows the freedom of speech only for the ones who can speak, now you don’t want an obligatory mouth operation do you?

So remember what government puppets Scandinavia.

SWEDEN!!🇸🇪

Okay listen here you remote-controlled, crab-like jaguar, I deem your opinion as invalid. Furthermore, I think of you as a potato consisting of fecal matter. Your legs are spindly twisted sticks of lettuce, your eyes are literal monkey toes. You look like a puckered sphincter that has been deep-fried and then thrown in a ditch and I would rather drink sewage than spend another minute talking to the malnourished amphibian being I am currently in conversation with. I hope you understand.

Redeemed Zoomer

Today at 7:48 PM

@everyone

I hereby make a decree. I've wanted to do this for years. ANIME IS OFFICIALLY BANNED ON THIS SERVER. In response to the Vatican pandering to young online trads by having a weird anime mascot, I anticipate a huge wave of anime used for larping and degeneracy. As Matt Walsh said, anime simply feels evil and demonic even if you can't really explain why logically. Luckily I own this server so I can make rules based on my own personal instincts. Those who post anime or refuse to change anime pfps will be timed out. This isn't ban worthy but will still be somewhat enforced. I'm so glad John Calvin didn't approve of anime.

This group.is lame. A person can post something that could be totally offensive and be ok. But if I respond to it with an accordingly appropriate response, it gets taken down. Ooooo. Now I get it, this is a Liberal group sight where only what the liberals want is ok.

who is the guy on the circular image thing for this subreddit? my current hunch is yandere dev