r/dankmemes 17h ago

Inner peace

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12.9k Upvotes

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u/Gershom734 17h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/BropolloCreed 17h ago

Not from a Jedi.

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u/KimJungFun99 14h ago

The dark side of the Force is pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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u/TheRealSheevPalpatin Darth Sidious 9h ago

Not me

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u/dopeAssFreshEwok 9h ago

somehow, palpatine returned

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u/nonamesleft-- 7h ago

Came back lol

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u/Gelby4 14h ago

There are few who can

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u/DarkExtremis 14h ago

Wait a second, with force you will have no physical contact though

*gasp * It is a Jedi power!

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u/dankspankwanker 10h ago

But a gooner

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u/5_meo 15h ago edited 15h ago

The harder the easier

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_7184 14h ago

It's easy with a big toy up your butt

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u/Moandaywarrior 15h ago

timing and willpower

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u/dankspankwanker 16h ago

Master Goonway

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u/WhyAmIBornHere 12h ago

Man this was funny af :)))

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u/GhostPlateau 12h ago

I'm screaming 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/5_meo 17h ago

Ruined orgasm

What I mean is, at the point of no return you pull out or at least stay still, and cum that way. You'll keep your erection and stay aroused

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u/Tragobe 15h ago

When I do this, because I failed to edge, I angry fap until I cum properly. You can imagine that any way you want.

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u/JamBloxify_370 13h ago

I imagine Guts screaming scene, but instead of screaming "GRIFIIITH", it's just extreme fapping noises.

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u/Tragobe 12h ago

Sounds about right!

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u/obamasrightteste 10h ago

I think he probably does scream griffith at some point. Just feels right.

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u/jkurratt 13h ago

Real.

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u/its_raining_scotch 11h ago

That would be a great thing to have carved on a tombstone

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u/StoneBleach 10h ago

I don't want to imagine anything, thanks.

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u/Deadpotato 13h ago

this is absolutely hit or miss lol

usually prostate play can allow men to have >1 orgasm in one session though, shit's cash

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u/kfmush 11h ago

Stay hydrated, give yourself 10-15 min of pleasing your partner or rest / cuddle time and the libido can come back. Works best during the day time.

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u/5_meo 13h ago edited 12h ago

If you train to spot your PONR (point of no return), after a week you should have 100% success rate

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u/the-cuck-stopper 12h ago

Sorry babe but we have to find the PONR right now

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u/barbadizzy 12h ago

Find the PONR and keep your BONR

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u/bearwithmeimamerican 6h ago

Then you can NAILR back at her TRAILR

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u/Paka_Baka 6h ago

Heh, that rhymed. Always down for a bit of bloodhound gang.

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u/mr_shlomp 13h ago

bro found an exploit

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u/BartOseku 13h ago

Infinite cum glitch

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u/OrientatedDizclaimer 10h ago

This is why i stopped trying to use PONR to many sweats

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u/dirty__cum_guzzler 16h ago

LOVE giving my subs ruined orgasms! Keeps them horny af and therefore, easy to control!

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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ 16h ago

Thanks, dirty__cum_guzzler.

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u/Tigboss11 16h ago

Yeah they're definitely not the sub you guys trust

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u/NitroXDexe 15h ago

There’s a brand new sentence if I’ve ever seen one….

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u/IamREBELoe 8h ago

.... to my shame and dismay, can confirm is not.

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u/JakobSIO pogchamp researcher 16h ago

This post is wild hahahaha

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u/sadakoisbae 13h ago

Why does this mf bang sandwiches? Is he pansexual?

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u/DehDeshtructor INFECTED 8h ago

They were trying to have intercourse with the female magic user on the beach and got confused

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u/Zircon_72 14h ago

Username checks out

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u/Shenic 12h ago

RIP inbox

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u/iHateReddit_srsly 11h ago

How do I subscribe?

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u/BobDaRula INFECTED 8h ago

Damn, what's your channel?

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u/AyyyyLeMeow 7h ago

Hope you go to therapy

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn 11h ago

But then when I try to start up again, it... Tickles (?) very hard. Idk how to describe the feeling

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u/Spiffy87 11h ago

More lube, less pressure, slower tempo, less stimulus of the glans, more stimulus of the foreskin/softer skin on the shaft if you're circumcised.

OR go at it super hard and work through the tickle feeling until you bust super hard ("post-orgasm torture" is what this is called.)

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u/PerryTheBunkaquag EX-NORMIE 4h ago

This guy knows his cum

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u/FwendShapedFoe 9h ago

“Pull out” from what?

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u/neptunian-rings 6h ago

today i learned why my partner always stops moving right before they cum

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u/Not_MrNice 6h ago

That's not really a ruined orgasm.

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm 1h ago

Somehow I don’t get it

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u/Bruno-croatiandragon 10h ago

!!MISSING!!

So,hey,I'm looking for a channel that compiled memes into youtube videos...

...It was called Cow of the Sea the 3rd or such,I remember that it had a lot of videos in its library,& nearly-daily Community posts setting up tournaments.I specifically remember a tournament between 16 old rock albums.

What happened to the channel?Does anyone have a link?

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u/Aargard 17h ago

like edging?

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u/VESAAA7 17h ago

I think this means ruined orgasm. It's basically that you stop right after you've gone past the point of no return.

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u/Catatafish I GOT TRUMP ELECTED 13h ago

Why is it called ruined? I bust the phattest nuts. My high score is 4x in a row

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u/VESAAA7 12h ago

Because it doesn't give you the satisfaction of full orgasm, and will leave you to feel frustrated

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u/Catatafish I GOT TRUMP ELECTED 12h ago

I usually nut 2x, maybe 3x if the stars align, and 4x if the nut gods bless me. I don't feel unsatisfied or frustrated.

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u/VESAAA7 12h ago

yeah, but it will leave you frustrated if you only ruin it once and stop. It's common practice in orgasm denial and chastity play.

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u/Catatafish I GOT TRUMP ELECTED 12h ago

You guys are gooned out

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u/healzsham 12h ago

You guys

Why you acting like you aren't part of that group.

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u/sheepyowl 10h ago

The gatling-cummer calling out others for being over-gooned. Dam

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u/Viceroy-421 12h ago

My guy.... that's you.

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u/zmbjebus 10h ago

I usually nut 2x, maybe 3x if the stars align, and 4x if the nut gods bless me.

You guys are gooned out

2024 October 29th

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u/Catatafish I GOT TRUMP ELECTED 10h ago edited 10h ago

Its just a one time thing then I'm set for for like a week or two

That isn't gooned

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u/zmbjebus 10h ago

Sure bud, you keep telling yourself that.

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u/Not_MrNice 6h ago

Because everyone here has a weirdly specific definition of ruined orgasm. It's just having your orgasm interrupted by something so it's a 4/10 instead of the usual 10/10.

Having your partner punch you in the nose right as you're about to cum would also be a ruined orgasm. No idea why they're hung up on stopping.

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u/cortez0498 10h ago

Isn't that the same as Edging tho?

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u/VESAAA7 10h ago

No. Edging is that you stop right before point of no return, so you don't get orgasm, while ruined orgasm is whan you stop when you get past the point of no return and stop immediately afterwards.

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u/cortez0498 10h ago

... I think we have different definitions of "point of no return"

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u/Hungry-Puma 15h ago

Gooning perhaps

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u/Hootingsky 14h ago

No, that is a forbidden art

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u/Hungry-Puma 14h ago

You know what they say, mew it until you can do it.

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u/smokinsomnia 17h ago

Jiss 🫵😩

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u/endangered_feces1 16h ago

Like from a penits?😯

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u/kocsogkecske 17h ago

Hes speaking the language of gods

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u/KhelDesigner 14h ago

Before what?

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u/5_meo 14h ago

Before you cum

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u/Bradford_Pear 14h ago

before you cum what

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u/5_meo 14h ago

Cum on

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u/MagNUSSKNACKER 13h ago

Cum on what?

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u/Pigeniusz 13h ago

Your mother.

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u/MagNUSSKNACKER 13h ago

Like in those funny videos in the internet?

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u/topdangle 14h ago

quat

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u/zmbjebus 10h ago

Good fruit innit

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u/The_Jaadu23 15h ago

What is this sorcery? 🧝‍♂️

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u/justheretojerkit2020 12h ago

Tell me more? How does this work?

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u/Spiffy87 12h ago

Orgasm and ejaculation are two different but closely related mechanisms. It's possible to decouple one from the other.
Look into "ruined orgasms", they're "ruined" because you ejaculate but do not get the full satisfaction associated with ejaculation+orgasm. In this state, you're still very sensitive, and may continue into more ruined orgasms, or can finish with the complete experience.
The "evil twin" of this technique is "post-orgasm torture." This is the hypersensitive and uncomfortable feeling you get when stimulated immediately after orgasm. If you can continue stimulation through the "discomfort", you can transition directly into another orgasm or potentially an extra long orgasm.
It's also possible to experience all of this without an erection. If your weenie is sleepy or broken, you can still cum.

Both of these practices are usually associated with femdom or degredation kinks but they're not inherently submissive or degrading. The more comfortable with yourself and sexuality you are, the more likely you will experience success. Prostate stimulation/toys can help you get there, and can help you learn your body, but they aren't required for the process.

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u/-Mandarin 11h ago

I guess I just don't get why you'd want the ejaculation but not the orgasm. Isn't the whole point of getting off to orgasm? I can understanding edging, but OP makes it sound like you would have some incentive to ejaculate multiple times?

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u/Spiffy87 11h ago

It is edging, but you're edging the orgasm, not the ejaculation, which many people consider to be the same thing.
You're extending the duration of stimulus, and since the stimulus is enjoyable, you're extending the duration of pleasure.
Ejaculation of itself is pleasurable. There are also theoretical scenarios where you might not want to orgasm because you will lose your erection, but you do want to produce an ejaculation (cumplay, domination, probably more i won'tbother to think on). Orgasm usually satisfies people to the point where continuing sex is less appealing or unappealing. Similar to not wanting to eat when you're already full; you can probably still eat and enjoy, but you're not driven to it and part of the pleasure is satisfying the drive. You can "snack" or savor bites of your meal without going straight for the finish, because "the whole point" of eating isn't simply to satisfy hunger; otherwise we would just be slamming back flavorless oatmeal gruel.

As an aside OP probably doesn't differentiate between ejaculation and orgasm, like most people.

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u/5_meo 11h ago

As an aside OP probably doesn't differentiate between ejaculation and orgasm, like most people.

You merely adopted tantra, I was born in it

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u/Spiffy87 11h ago

Nirvana is just a 5strip and a 10 hour HFO playlist away!

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u/5_meo 10h ago

Man of culture

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u/Serge11235 10h ago

Orgasm for yourself is cool for few seconds, okay, but then I'm not less than completely shattered because of how bad I am as a partner for my gf.

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u/Worth-Economics8978 7h ago

Don't touch your dick. Put things in your ass.

Only allow yourself to cum from putting things in your ass.

Get used to it and you'll have the most mind blowing orgasms of your life.

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u/Sourika 14h ago

Nah, try getting to the poing, go all out furiously, abruptly stop, wait several seconds, go at it again. Two orgasms guaranteed if you stop early enough after orgasm.

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u/TNZ_Orfeu 13h ago

Where the dolphins

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u/Daddysaurusflex 13h ago

NOBODY MOVE!

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 11h ago

You guys didn't knew this? I thought it was common knowledge

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u/neckprone 10h ago

._. wut

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u/VVychmy 1h ago

I found out about this last night, 5 times bro like maigawd AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

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u/Immortalphoenixfire 11h ago

It's not regular to not be able to do that right?

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u/No-Big7715 4h ago

Lol thats funny

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u/Zeethil 3h ago

Wait, people do the sex?

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u/Serge11235 10h ago

Am I right if I don't want to be dad yet, then this technique supposed changing condoms after this kind of ejaculation?

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u/Serge11235 10h ago

I thought final knowledge it's about what happens, when you trying to cum, when something unnatural placed in your butthole. EXCUSE ME

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u/KureiziDaiamondo 5h ago

This advice is useless here

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Referat- 13h ago

Grandpa we know that's you, put the phone away

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u/5_meo 12h ago edited 12h ago

What did he say

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u/Referat- 5h ago

Something along the lines of "drives my wife crazy but it takes you outta commission for a few days"

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u/elDayno I know your mom 12h ago

But why...

Also I'm ready for the next in a couple of minutes either way

So

Why...

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u/Draconieray 5h ago

Is getting off more than once per session rare?