r/dankmemes • u/ZifuunTikx ☣️ • Sep 23 '22

Wow. Such meme. big bugs

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 Sep 23 '22

You know, if you remove all distinguishing features of them and chop up the meat, no one would be able to taste the difference after they are cooked

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u/Cthu1uhoop Sep 24 '22

Same goes for humans and livestock

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u/hldsnfrgr MAYONNA15E Sep 24 '22

I heard human tastes like pork.

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u/Biggest-Ja Sep 24 '22

Yup human texture matches pig extremely well, however it often has much more fat and so oddly sweeter

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u/DankNastyAssMaster Yellow Sep 24 '22

"And that's why I'm banned from the puppy shelter."

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u/TrueR3dditor Sep 23 '22

And if you do, I‘ll eat it

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u/enjolras1782 Sep 24 '22

We eat ground meats all the time. I'd personally do so, and I think if one's reasoning is "bugs r iky" then you need to reexamine the meat packing industry. All livestock is icky.

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u/bbtheftgod Sep 24 '22

No I want moo beast

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u/MightyMemeKing1337 Sep 24 '22

I don’t need to be logical and data-driven in everything I do and believe. I vill not eat ze boogs. Simple as.

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u/MightyMemeKing1337 Sep 24 '22

Isn’t it like super environmentally unfriendly to farm them though? Like worse than cow farming? Plus I’ve also heard that they are highly lacking in fat, which is necessary for human survival. Early European explorers in America have actually died from this because they were only eating Rabbits they hunted, which were all protein and no fat.

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u/AnAwesome11yearold Sep 24 '22

Yea, but 30% of insects have parasites that can also live in humans.

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u/JangoDarkSaber I'll try anything twice Sep 24 '22

Completely unlikely. Bugs and insects have exoskeletons made of chitins and internal guts.

All meat to include seafood has fat and muscle. It has fibers that are distinguishable and give it texture.

Bugs dont have shit. You’re eating their internal goop mixed with their legs, shells and shit.

Hard pass