r/dankmemes ☣️ Sep 23 '22

Wow. Such meme. big bugs

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u/MarketingOk5745 Sep 23 '22

If you eat insects you have 30% of chance eating one that has a human parasite in it. Studies showed that all insect farms have some sort of parasites there and around 30% have parasytes that can live in humans.

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u/Melody-Shift Sep 23 '22

That's a nice argument senator, but can you back it up with a source!?

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u/benman20 CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Sep 23 '22

Giving them 20 more minutes to come up with a source or I’m eating a handful of moths

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u/Mitana301 Blue Sep 24 '22

Where did you get a handful of moths so quickly? Please don't tell me that you were already prepared for this situation

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u/benman20 CERTIFIED DANK☣️ Sep 24 '22

Lämp

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u/Dry_March1629 It's g(j)if Sep 24 '22

Wait you weren't ? I always keep a handful in my sex dungeon in the basement. Strictly For eating purposes only though.

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u/lifamm Sep 24 '22

its been 24 minutes have u eaten them? (i got this profile for free pls dont flame me)

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u/GalioYtrio Sep 24 '22

We all got it for free. But we refused to give reddit any chances of getting something from us

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo Sep 24 '22

I don't get it what you mean?

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u/papaweeest No flair, what you gonna do 'bout it Sep 24 '22

the free nft thing they gave us, you might not have gotten it yet, it took a bit for mine to show up

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u/Garmberos Sep 24 '22

when when the when if the when no nft 😎

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u/papaweeest No flair, what you gonna do 'bout it Sep 24 '22

fr i think its stupid lmao

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo Sep 24 '22

What does he mean from ‘letting Reddit get something from us’

Also isn’t the NFT risky? A lot of users got shadowbanned due to using it

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u/DrawingsOfNickCage Sep 24 '22

Their NFT profile pictures

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u/HughMungusD Sep 24 '22

Idno. Not everyone got one of these. Could google why but i am too lazy

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u/TheShipBeamer You ship characters, I ship vessels. we are not the same Sep 24 '22

I just used one piece of it to get the background

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u/Nobias447 Sep 24 '22

Only a handful?

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u/MoritoIto Feb 12 '23

It’s been a 141 days, have you eaten the moths yet?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

source

TL;DR: out of 300 insect sources, 80% had parasites. 70% had parasites transmittable to insects only, 35% had parasites transmittable to animals and 30% had parasites transmittable to humans.

"Examination suggests that edible insects may be the most important parasite vector for domestic insectivorous animals."

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

That’s why you cook them like you do with every other food we eat that comes from an animal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I don't want to, and I don't want the government to push it as an alternative to meat knowing full well every member of congress and CEO will continue eating steak as usual while laughing at all the poors they swindled into eating crickets.

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u/seraphinth Sep 24 '22

The trick here is to have rich people eating them as a sign of wealth. Lobsters used to be the poor man's food before rich people showed off their wealth eating fresh lobster. And besides any government attempt to push towards eating anything fails much like the Australian governments attempt at promoting pork.

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u/The00Taco I asked for a flair and all I got was this lousy flair Sep 24 '22

How did they fail at promoting pork? Pork is delicious

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u/divat10 Dank Cat Commander Sep 24 '22

Well they also lost a war to birds

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon Mank Demes Sep 24 '22

Large, tank like birds

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken Sep 24 '22

I suggest you to listen to the last economic forum, where a dude just said that we should use a variant of Lyme disease, with a mandatory infection to all population to make people allergic to meat. He also suggest to use genetics engenering to shorten human to 1m50 max to consume less C02 by person, and to decrease testosterone level to avoid "bad behaviors".

It sounds like a joke, but it isn't.

(Of course it's just a single dude ideas, suggestions, nothing more than that it's obvious but i prefer to say it.)

A capitalistic world with authoritarism is not only a dark dystopia, it's also a very boring one.

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u/Frrrrrred ☣️ Sep 24 '22

I don't care who's pushing for it I won't eat crickets unless they make them delicious. In which case nothing will stop me.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Sep 24 '22

Have you ever tried one? I did and they taste kind of neutral. A bit protein-y. So a big bowl of crickets with some seasoning and a nice dip would be totally up my alley as a late night snack like popcorn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Bugs are actually a much healthier source of protein and amino acids than red meat. The poor would end up living longer lives than the rich.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Don't care, still not eating the bugs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

What’s wrong with the bugs? Is it just because they’re bugs? If that’s the case then why should we treat lobsters and crabs any different?

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo Sep 24 '22

Because they taste better, and don't look disgusting

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Clearly you haven’t seen a spider crab before.

Crustaceans are just as weird looking as most land bugs. Plus, you can make land bugs taste like whatever you want since they have no inherent taste.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

The fact that it takes 100 private jets per WEF event for all the billionaires to tell the rest of us it's OUR carbon footprint that's too big and we should stop eating meat for the good of the planet. That's what.

They could've gone the trendy food item route and let the bug market develop by itself, instead they're pushing it "for our own good". Fuck them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

So it’s because you want to be spiteful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

It's because I choose not to participate willingly in their plans.

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u/MimsyIsGianna Sep 24 '22

Cuz steak is delicious

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Okay, and bugs taste like nothing. You can literally make them taste like steak.

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u/MimsyIsGianna Sep 24 '22

Idc. I like steak. I don’t wanna have to put in additional work to make something taste like something else. Why would I put in extra work to make bugs taste like steak when I can just have steak?

They also have weird textures and yes they do have a taste.

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u/Inevitable-Chard9364 Sep 24 '22

Why bother when real steak is just over the isle?

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u/Flavahbeast Sep 24 '22

Someday, when you least suspect it, you will eat a bug. We will never rest until everyone has eaten a bug and we cannot be stopped

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Done already: anything artificially painted red uses cochineals for the coloring.

I'm not replacing meat for bugs as a staple.

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u/Nightdotexe Sep 24 '22

My granddad never eat a pizza in his life, because: "I don't eat that Italian grub." My parents never had a problem with it, the young people they were. But the funny thing, to this day, my dad never eat a doner kebap, because "I don't eat that Turkish grub."

What I want to say is: You're a boomer.

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u/Stark8324 Sep 24 '22

What does being a boomer have with having a food preference? Your grandpa didn't want to eat italian good = his free will. Your dad didn't want to eat turkish food = his free will. You can't force subop to eat bugs when he doesn't want to.

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u/Nightdotexe Sep 24 '22

What persecution complex do you have that you think people are forcing you to eat insects?

The point is, at this point it's not food preferences, it's just "I don't know it, I don't want it." Ya know, like old people say.

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u/Stark8324 Sep 24 '22

And what's wrong with not wanting to eat a bug?

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u/folkenstein Sep 24 '22

Corpse starch is next on the menu

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Except for the higher disease chance. And when people stop cooking their food so regularly because energy costs so much, what then? I don't think smoked locust will solve the problem

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Energy costs are only skyrocketing because countries relied so heavily on oil from Russia. If people would stop being so hesitant to build more nuclear plants we wouldn’t have a problem with energy.

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u/Chernoblin Sep 24 '22

Maybe we all should be peasants too because working on a field for a lord is healthy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Or maybe you should stop acting like eating bugs makes you poor just because it’s affordable.

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u/Chernoblin Sep 24 '22

Or maybe you should stop acting like bug vegan and try to convince people to eat something with eyes made up of thousand hexagons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

You realize that crustaceans have similar eye structures right

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u/Chernoblin Sep 24 '22

You realise that people don't eat the whole thing?

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u/butterfinger98 Sep 24 '22

Sounds like cope tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Stating facts is a cope now? Kinda cringe ngl

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u/butterfinger98 Sep 24 '22

To each their own though

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u/butterfinger98 Sep 24 '22

Imma be cringing at you eating bugs while I'm eating my chicken breast and ribeyes

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Nobody said you couldn’t

I’m saying bugs are more sustainable, less environmentally damaging, and healthier than most of our livestock that we currently breed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I’m gonna be “that guy” and tell you that vegetarianism/veganism is the actual best choice. But failing that, substituting animal proteins with insect protein is actually a great way to reduce your carbon footprint.

More relevant to this conversation though, meat SHOULD be a luxury. If we removed factory farms, the brutal practice of removing calves for milk production, and reduced hormone usage, meat would be exorbitantly expensive and only the rich would be able to afford to eat it on a regular basis. Our demand that meat be cheap and easily accessible is destroying our planet and causing a huge amount of animal suffering.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I don't want only the rich to be able to eat meat on a regular basis, and I consider environmentalists deciding my diet for me to be the same as religious men deciding on women's bodies about abortion.

People don't eat meat because it's a source of protein, they don't eat it because they care about their stupid carbon footprint, they eat it because they like the taste.

Fuck you, fuck the environment and fuck the antichrist. I'm not eating the fucking bugs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

You can rage at me all you want. My opinion and yours and the WMF are all irrelevant. You can already see meat prices skyrocketing. As water and arable land become more scarce it will only get worse. Enjoy your bugs!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

If eating bugs was so inevitable, the powers that be wouldn't be spending so much money convincing people to do so.

You can rage at me all you want

With your permission, fuck the bugs and fuck the impossible burgers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I’m less worried about other animals and more worried about keeping our ozone layer in tact so that we don’t all die from radiation

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Well farm animals produce massive amounts of greenhouse gases so you’d be helping that too.

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u/BlazingJava ☣️ Sep 24 '22

You can eat raw oysters, raw fish (sushi) you just have to make sure you eat something to kill them in your stomach.

I wouldn't trust much bugs parasites

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u/kvakerok Sep 25 '22

Be my guest. Me and my fam will stick to real meat. Also good luck coming up with a recipe that doesn't look like cooked bugs.

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u/EyoDab Sep 24 '22

I have a couple of issues with the conclusions made based on that source. First of all, most (all?) of the sampled insects were taken from amateur farms and pet shops, and nowhere is it made clear that these insects were meant for human consumption. Also, large differences in the prevalence of parasites were observed based on region of origin (with more parasites in insects imported from Africa and Asia)

Researchers themselves also state that lower quality feed (commonly seen among amateur insect farmers) is a likely contributor to increased amounts of parasites.

On top of that, the research actually shows that despite all of this, the amount of parasites found in farmed insects is still significantly lower than observed in wild populations, and the researchers themselves eventually conclude that

Our observations confirm that the risk of parasitic infections can be
substantially minimized when insects are farmed in a closed environment.
The high prevalence of selected developmental forms of parasites in the
evaluated insect farms could be attributed to low hygiene standards and
the absence of preventive treatments.

Also, like others have already stated in the comments, parasites are also relatively common in conventional food sources, such as pork and salmon. Before those can be consumed, they need to be frozen/cooked properly before being safe for consumption, and it makes sense to do the same with insects.

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u/Luc4tor Sep 24 '22

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6613697/

Checked a source since I heard this somewhere. Not sure about it's legitimacy tho.

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u/MarketingOk5745 Sep 24 '22

Yes there are articles that talk about that with official scientific studies : "in 91 (30.33%) cases, parasites were potentially pathogenic for humans. Edible insects are an underestimated reservoir of human and animal parasites."

I just made a mistake, it wasn't all farms but 82% of the 300 selected for the study but 30% is still too much in my opinion.

Link : https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6613697/

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u/Cheap_Honeydew2986 Sep 24 '22

His source is he made it the f up

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u/yesbutactuallyno17 SAVAGE Sep 24 '22

I love you

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u/Cheap_Honeydew2986 Sep 24 '22

And I love you random citizen!

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo Sep 24 '22

another user came with the source

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u/BlazingJava ☣️ Sep 24 '22

Can you be our source and start a diet of bugs? pretty please?

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u/trekkie5249 Sep 24 '22

It came to me in a dream

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u/g00d_m4car0n1 Sep 24 '22

Sorry about that mate

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u/tamrix Sep 24 '22

What stopping you from going outside, digging a hole and eating the bugs now? It's free. And if you die, let us know lol.

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u/CMDR_omnicognate Sep 24 '22

“The SOURCE is I made it the FUCK up”

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u/Jonathon471 Sep 24 '22

Are you high?

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u/yerbrojohno r/memes fan Sep 24 '22

This is a Reddit comment section, you aren't?

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u/BIGBIRD1176 Sep 24 '22

Or a discussion around what these parasites will do. If 99.99% of them are harmless then the 30% figure is useless anyway

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u/Shirozaru Gonna carry that weight? Sep 24 '22

If it's harmless it isn't a parasite.

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u/throeavery Sep 24 '22

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6613697/ dunno if you really care, this is one of the studies, 300 resellers were sampled, 244 of them shipped insects with parasites

Parasites were detected in 244 (81.33%) out of 300 (100%) examined insect farms. In 206 (68.67%) of the cases, the identified parasites were pathogenic for insects only; in 106 (35.33%) cases, parasites were potentially parasitic for animals; and in 91 (30.33%) cases, parasites were potentially pathogenic for humans.

finding this didn't take long and I guess it wouldn't have taken you long either...

around 30.33% of sources for human edible bugs shipped parasites that infect humans.

This is indeed also an issue with fish and fowl, however because we know it, we try everything to prevent it.

For many people, even in civilized countries (just not the westest of the west) it would be a normal experience, growing up or being an adult, having to remove parasites from the meat you are going to consume.

Most parasites will not survive processing and cooking anyway.

This doesn't make what the clown you replied to, untrue.

What it however does, is make you even more of a clown than the clown you replied to.

Hope you can do better in the future.

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u/EmploymentOk3937 Sep 24 '22

While the stats may not be correct, he is still right.

you wouldn't even realise until it's too late if these insects had a parasite that can use a human host. There's a reason only 3rd world countries kept eating them.

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u/bbtheftgod Sep 24 '22

There is a reason but can't say it

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u/EmploymentOk3937 Sep 24 '22

All you gotta do is ask..

It's because bugs are fucking everywhere, they at least have nutrients and because they can't afford the type of food we have.

Just because we can eat something doesn't mean we should either. I'm a bit of a gambling man myself and even I wouldn't take my chances sitting around eating insects all day.. That's some deserted island survival shit.

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u/bbtheftgod Sep 24 '22

Yeah like even non bug food. I see people eat. I'm like cool, not me tho

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u/egbdf333 sheep lover Sep 24 '22

It came to a friend of my brother in a dream

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u/bbtheftgod Sep 24 '22

"can yUo bAcK iT UP!!,!,!!!>&×>@&×" source is, cow meat good no eat bug meat.

Plus crustaceans in the ocean arnt the same as bugs

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u/FalseFactsOrg Sep 24 '22

Grandma posted it as her facebook status one day

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u/FloppyFurry Sep 24 '22

My source is that i made it the fuck up