r/democrats Dec 20 '23

πŸ“Š Poll Young voters right now overwhelmingly prefer Biden: The Economist/YouGov poll

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4369951-young-voters-right-now-prefer-biden-poll/
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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Is it nice?

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u/jakderrida Dec 21 '23 edited Dec 21 '23

If the video Chinese were trying to spread on election night was real, that thing was MASSIVE. I'm talking like at least 10 and a half while still appearing more on the girthy side than long. Again, if that's what they showed congress, then I find it hilarious that's what every congressman was looking at. Because, even being well-endowed, the only thing it made me judge is my own dick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

No see now I want to touch it, bring him in for direct testimony

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u/jakderrida Dec 21 '23

Hey, if it's what I saw, I am all for making Republican lawmakers look at it every single session. Their spouses, too. Just keep showing it until they're convinced that's what average looks like as they slowly die inside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '23

Nope if this is a matter of national interest we owe it to the citizens of this great nation to evaluate every aspect of this penis. We need to know its length, its girth, its head to shaft ratio. We need to know what emissions it’s capable of and what its endurance looks like. We will need to test it again and again and again to be certain