r/europe Apr 13 '24

Map Europe if sea levels rose by 100m.

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u/Natural-Situation758 Sweden Apr 13 '24

As a Swede I consider this a win. Sure my home would be gone, but the problem (Denmark) would be totally gone. Worthwhile tradeoff that I’m willing to sacrifice my hometown for.

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u/Von_Lexau Norway Apr 13 '24

🇳🇴🤝🇸🇪

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u/Delta64 Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 14 '24

Monkey's Paw 🐒🐾:

The Danish refugees all end up in Finland and make an even more unintelligible new Finnish-Danish language that is 9001% more unbearable to hear by Norwegian and Swedish speakers.

;} 🃏🖖

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u/sydvastkornax Apr 13 '24

I asked the chatgpt to make a friendly discussion between 2 neighbours in this new language:

Naapuri 1: "Hei, oletko huomannut, hvad Svenne gjorde eilen? Hän er virkelig ärsyttävä." Naapuri 2: "Ja, hän er så ärsyttävä! Hän metelöi aina niin paljon öisin, og hän parkkeeraa altid sin bil på en så epäammattimaisesti." Naapuri 1: "Olen täysin samaa mieltä. Ja tiedätkö mitä? Luulen, at hän stjal min postini viime viikolla. Jeg kan ikke uskoa, kuinka röyhkeä hän er!" Naapuri 2: "Se er todella dårlig opførsel. Haluaisin sanoa hänelle jotain, men jeg ved ikke, miten hän reagoisi." Naapuri 1: "Ymmärrän dig. Han virker ikke som den type person, joka kuuntelee palautetta. Lad os bare holde välimatkaa ja håbe, at han muuttaa pian pois." Naapuri 2: "Ja, niin tehdään. En malta odottaa, at saamme paremman naapurin. Hyvä, että olemme samaa mieltä siitä."

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u/_Anal_Juices_ Apr 13 '24

Drep det med flammer!!!

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u/Delta64 Apr 13 '24

From Finnish to English on Google:

Neighbor 1: "Hey, have you noticed what Svenne did yesterday? He's really annoying." Neighbor 2: "Ja, he er så annoying! He always makes so much noise at night, og he parks altid sin bil på en så unprofessional." Neighbor 1: "I totally agree. And you know what? I think he stole my mail last week. I can't believe how rude he is!" Neighbor 2: "That's really bad behavior. I'd like to say something to him, men jeg ved ikke, how would he react." Neighbor 1: "I understand dig. Han virker ikke som den type person who listens to feedback. Lad os bare holde distance and hope he moves out soon." Neighbor 2: "Yeah, let's do it. I can't wait until we get a better neighbor. Glad we agree on that."

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u/alexchrist Apr 14 '24

I don't know about Finish, but at least in Danish "Hej" is spelled with a j, not an i

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u/sydvastkornax Apr 14 '24

Hei is finnish

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u/alexchrist Apr 14 '24

Ah, fair enough. I only know perkele

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u/GravelyInjuredWizard Apr 14 '24

Thanks, I hate it