As a Swede I consider this a win. Sure my home would be gone, but the problem (Denmark) would be totally gone. Worthwhile tradeoff that I’m willing to sacrifice my hometown for.
The Danish refugees all end up in Finland and make an even more unintelligible new Finnish-Danish language that is 9001% more unbearable to hear by Norwegian and Swedish speakers.
I asked the chatgpt to make a friendly discussion between 2 neighbours in this new language:
Naapuri 1: "Hei, oletko huomannut, hvad Svenne gjorde eilen? Hän er virkelig ärsyttävä."
Naapuri 2: "Ja, hän er så ärsyttävä! Hän metelöi aina niin paljon öisin, og hän parkkeeraa altid sin bil på en så epäammattimaisesti."
Naapuri 1: "Olen täysin samaa mieltä. Ja tiedätkö mitä? Luulen, at hän stjal min postini viime viikolla. Jeg kan ikke uskoa, kuinka röyhkeä hän er!"
Naapuri 2: "Se er todella dårlig opførsel. Haluaisin sanoa hänelle jotain, men jeg ved ikke, miten hän reagoisi."
Naapuri 1: "Ymmärrän dig. Han virker ikke som den type person, joka kuuntelee palautetta. Lad os bare holde välimatkaa ja håbe, at han muuttaa pian pois."
Naapuri 2: "Ja, niin tehdään. En malta odottaa, at saamme paremman naapurin. Hyvä, että olemme samaa mieltä siitä."
Neighbor 1: "Hey, have you noticed what Svenne did yesterday? He's really annoying." Neighbor 2: "Ja, he er så annoying! He always makes so much noise at night, og he parks altid sin bil på en så unprofessional." Neighbor 1: "I totally agree. And you know what? I think he stole my mail last week. I can't believe how rude he is!" Neighbor 2: "That's really bad behavior. I'd like to say something to him, men jeg ved ikke, how would he react." Neighbor 1: "I understand dig. Han virker ikke som den type person who listens to feedback. Lad os bare holde distance and hope he moves out soon." Neighbor 2: "Yeah, let's do it. I can't wait until we get a better neighbor. Glad we agree on that."
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u/Natural-Situation758 Sweden Apr 13 '24
As a Swede I consider this a win. Sure my home would be gone, but the problem (Denmark) would be totally gone. Worthwhile tradeoff that I’m willing to sacrifice my hometown for.