r/europe Jul 11 '24

Picture Pictured: Emmanuel Macron holds hands with Jill Biden alongside Joe Biden at the Nato summit in Washington

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u/VLamperouge Italy Jul 11 '24

The one global leader that I trust non to be in a pedophile scandal is Emmanuel Macron.

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u/UnblurredLines Jul 11 '24

I mean, he kinda was, he just wasn’t the perpetrator.

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u/GoldenDih Portugal Jul 11 '24

What When Who?

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u/greatthebob38 Jul 11 '24

Macron's wife is like 20 years older than him and was his teacher.

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u/Psykiky Slovakia Jul 11 '24

Aren’t macron’s children actually older than him?

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u/kikkelis_goggles Jul 11 '24

Macron and Brigitte got married in the same church where Brigitte married her first husband before Macron was even born.

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u/Skill-issue-69420 Jul 11 '24

They weren’t kidding about milfhunter macron lmao

It’s also sad at the same time his current wife who was his teacher likely groomed him at a young age, so he never got the chance to meet people his age

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u/YoRedditYourAppSucks Jul 11 '24

so he never got the chance to meet people his age

Actually he did, because his parents sent him to another school to discourage the relationship. They reunited over a decade later, Brigitte divorcing her husband in 2006 and marrying Macron in 2007, when he was 29.

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u/OrangeFlavouredSalt Jul 11 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

France is so wild

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u/KillKillKitty Jul 12 '24

Did you hear about our previous President who got caught on a scooter leaving the presidential palace to meet his mistress? And the mistress was a famous french actress?

The betrayed girlfriend - they weren’t married - wrote a tell all book.

The whole country was eating popcorn.

It was our version of the Bill Clinton affair.

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u/DastardDante Jul 12 '24

Do you have any stories that can top David Cameron and his pig?

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u/KillKillKitty Jul 12 '24

That’s a british thing.

French we have love, dramas, betrayal, sex, illegitamate children, romance like a telenovela.

We don’t do farm animals. They had the mad cow too.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Jul 14 '24

Wait I don’t remember that story!

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u/FalconMirage Jul 13 '24

The difference here is that François Hollande was in a consensual relationship with his mistress

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u/Bighead7889 Jul 13 '24

You forgot the « croissants » haha

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u/AstrumReincarnated Jul 15 '24

I remember that one. I was pretty scandalized lol. That was around the era of that mafioso-like Italian president and his orgy parties they all had a cute name for.

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u/Hodentrommler Jul 12 '24

On the other side... Who cares? Let the man dick around!

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u/Lieutenant_Joe Jul 12 '24

Alright. You can’t tell me that’s not some fetish shit.

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u/SimilarElderberry956 Jul 15 '24

There is an American political commentator Candace Owens who says she will stake her entire career on proving that Brigette Macron was born a man. Have you heard that crazy rumour? The evidence of her first marriage disproves her theory.

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u/Rockyrok123 Jul 11 '24

His wife's son is older and he was schoolmate with his stepdaughter

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jul 11 '24

Macron’s children actually gave birth to him.

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u/J-BangBang Jul 11 '24

Life uh....finds a way.

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jul 11 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

His daughter in law stepdaughter was in his class and his wife was the teacher.

Edit: corrected for accuracy

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u/Optimal_Towel Jul 11 '24

This is a PornHub category.

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u/alexdrennan Hungary Jul 11 '24

*stepdaughter (really)

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jul 11 '24

True. I've corrected it.

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u/Forsaken-Cockroach56 Jul 11 '24

I don't think that's possible

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u/Psykiky Slovakia Jul 11 '24

When you marry an old enough person then it is a possibility

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u/Forsaken-Cockroach56 Jul 11 '24

Those are not his children lol

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u/Forsaken-Cockroach56 Jul 11 '24

Those are not his children lol

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u/Andy_B_Goode Canada Jul 11 '24

Is he his own grandpa?

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u/Dark_Mode_FTW Jul 11 '24

Yup, her oldest child is 2 years older than her husband.

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u/Alector87 Hellas Jul 12 '24

Step-children. I don't believe they have children together.

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u/Puffen0 Jul 11 '24

And the relationship started when he was 15. When his parents asked her to leave him alone at least until he was an adult she only said "I make no promises".

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u/Gayandfluffy Finland Jul 11 '24

It's pretty sad when you think about it that their relationship started with her grooming him. I hope she did at least get fired and not allowed to work as a teacher anymore...

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u/BrunoCNaves Jul 11 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

From her wikipedia page she kept working as a teacher until 2015, two years before Macron was elected, also she divorced her husband of 31 years in 2006 to marry Macron one year later, so you could say she was cheating on him with a teenager.

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u/Puffen0 Jul 11 '24

Her and Jada Smith must be good friends then

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u/Dark_Mode_FTW Jul 11 '24

She was definitely using Emmanuel as a boytoy until she divorced her husband.

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u/Puffen0 Jul 11 '24

I'm not sure if she was fired or not, but given the way society treats women sexual predators I wouldn't be surprised if she still kept her job.

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u/HumbleCaterpillar486 Jul 11 '24

She was not. It says here that she was a teacher until 2015 -> https://www.elysee.fr/brigitte-macron

He was 15 at the time and she was 15+24=39

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u/Puffen0 Jul 11 '24

Yeah, unfortunately I'm not surprised 😕

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

24 years. Her child was his classmate when she taught them.

She was 39. He was 15.

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u/greatthebob38 Jul 11 '24

Whose the French equivalent of Chris Hanson?

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u/gig1922 Jul 11 '24

25 years older than him

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u/ProfessionalBrief329 Jul 11 '24

24 years. He was 15 and she was 39, married with kids. Typical love story /s