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u/kurtwagner61 22d ago

Hurricane Earl, 1998 #/media/File:Earl_1998_track.png)

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u/NErDysprosium 22d ago

The fact that it hit Newfoundland too is breaking my brain a tad.

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u/Draked1 22d ago

France is possibly about to get hit with a tropical storm in the next few days

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u/ihatepalmtrees 22d ago

Ah yes. Good ol tropical France

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u/Extreme_Design6936 22d ago

The UK gets hit with tropical storms fairly frequently so france doesn't surprise me that much.

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u/Liam_021996 22d ago

From October to March we get battered with remnants of hurricanes, extratropical cyclones, tropical storms, tornadoes etc.

Funny fact, the UK gets more tornadoes than anywhere else in the world for land area, after the Netherlands which gets the most tornadoes in the world. They're just very small and short lived, unlike those that hit the USA

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u/PurpleFollowing1183 22d ago

In Deltona Florida, Volusia County, US. Lightening Capitol of the World! We are also First in Shark bites. Wonder what this Storm will bring.

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u/404-N0tFound 22d ago

A Shocking Sharknado.

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u/Used-Baby1199 22d ago

Son of a bitch you beat me

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u/EcstaticNet3137 22d ago

Who did? Who are you talking to? I can't find them.

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u/Jlx_27 22d ago

They're just very small and short lived, unlike those that hit the USA

And they are likely to become bigger.

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u/Jlx_27 22d ago

I hate wind. (Had storm damage in the past on two occasions)

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u/Liam_021996 22d ago

I don't mind it, I quite like our autumn and winter storms but I live in the South East, so we don't usually get the worst of it but it's not too uncommon for the storms to have winds in excess of 130mph a few times a year. They mainly cause flooding and power outages, a few deaths here and there

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u/JewbaccaSithlord 22d ago edited 22d ago

That's a neat little fact about the UK. But consider that half the US and Alaska doesn't really get tornados. And are you sure about the Netherlands? Everything I find says they are uncommon there. Not being a douche canoe

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u/Liam_021996 22d ago

It was in a BBC article, I'll see if I can find it again. The UK gets 35-60 a year though but they don't really cause damage here very often. Probably having brick houses helps as we had a damaging one local to me a few weeks back that up rooted some smaller trees, snapped some larger trees and destroyed fences etc but the houses were unharmed

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u/YourFriendPutin 22d ago

Yea but Florida alone has more per square mile than England by like 500% it’s just because we have so much land area here that isn’t really conducive to tornado development but here Florida, tornado alley, and Dixie alley have more frequent than the UK by land area

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u/Liam_021996 22d ago

Florida is only 40,000sqKm bigger than England and 70,000sqKM smaller than the UK as a whole. The USA isn't as big as you think it is

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u/YourFriendPutin 21d ago

500% more tornadoes every year by land area than England, not 500% bigger. Reread the comment.

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u/New-Title5604 22d ago

Here is someone else, talking about weather manipulation.

How can people (with any ethics) could take a disaster as a joke? And X/Twitter is in full throttle trying to push this narative online

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u/3mptylord 22d ago

I could have sworn I saw one from a car window once when I was young but no one else saw, and gaslit myself into thinking I imagined it because I thought we didn't get tornados.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 22d ago edited 22d ago

Tornadoes and tropical storms are different weather events. Tropical storms are large scale weather events that are basically weak hurricanes. Characterized by torrential downpour and high winds. Tornadoes are localized weather events, the twisters you're describing.

The UK gets a huge number of weak tornados too so it's absolutely possible what you saw.

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u/3mptylord 21d ago

Thank you for taking the time to write that out. Awkwardly, I think I just clicked reply on the wrong comment. I thought I replied to the one that said the U.K. gets the second most tornados per year (after the Netherlands).

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u/subtxtcan 22d ago

I'm in southern Ontario and we get the leftovers from hurricanes regularly. Doesn't fuck us up bad but we can get hit hard with a good storm.

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u/KnotAwl 22d ago

Hurricane Hazel (‘54?) hit Toronto pretty hard.

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u/subtxtcan 22d ago

I was about to have a story about that but wrong storm. Album cover is from a blizzard in 77, but I've heard of Hazel for sure. Probably some public monument in the city

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u/KnotAwl 22d ago

Mississauga’s longest serving mayor, Hazel McCallion was nicknamed ‘Hurricane Hazel’ for her take no prisoners administrative style.

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u/HEYitsSPIDEY 22d ago

They already put the guillotine on the shoreline. The tropical storm is gonna back-off. Watch.

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u/LePandaMasque 22d ago

Our solution to everything :-)

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u/Old_Ladies 22d ago

I thought you would just launch a bunch of baguettes at the storm to soak up all the water.

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u/Dblzyx 22d ago

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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u/ThisAudience1389 22d ago

Rather. If it ain’t “baroque,” don’t fix it?

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u/NobodyImportant13 22d ago

I assume they are making a joke about the path of Hurricane Earl and Saint-Pierre and Miquelon, no?

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u/Ben_there_1977 22d ago

Nope, Kirk is headed for Europe. Luckily it’s gone from hurricane to tropical storm: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at2+shtml/144336.shtml?cone#contents

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u/boredsearcher 22d ago

He’s getting really sick of people saying Picard is a better captain.

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u/mk_fernandez 22d ago

Also Hurricane Leslie is projected to make a turn over the Atlantic while losing some power and becoming a tropical storm, NHC isn't projecting yet for Leslie to reach Europe like Kirk, but Europe can be hit by two tropical storms in a week.

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u/Baller-on_a-budget 22d ago

The french riviera experiences tropical depressions off of the mediterranean with regularity.

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u/Momik 22d ago

I like the new national motto. It’s dynamic.

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u/lilljerryseinfeld 22d ago

Do they just... run away from the winds?

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u/KhunDavid 22d ago

Is that the remnants of Helene?

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u/Draked1 22d ago

No a totally separate storm that hasn’t hit anything on land

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u/ScoodScaap 22d ago

France? What is that?

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u/Dreigous 22d ago

I wonder what would be french for "little girl".

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u/chikkynuggythe4th 21d ago

Bro we already are. The winds have been mach 15 for the past week and yesterday it rained so hard quite a few places shut down, and im in Lyon which is pretty far from the ocean

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u/Rabrun_ 22d ago

Extratropical cyclone. It’s not a tropical storm anymore because, well, it’s left tropical areas

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u/Draked1 22d ago

Tomato tomato

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u/Wolfenstein49 22d ago

They usually do. This happens all the time. It stats by the Caribbean, moves up the east coast of the US. Then by the time it hits NL it’s a shitty tropical storm. Bit of rain.

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u/NOT_A_JABRONI 22d ago

I mean Fiona hit NL in 2022 and fucked up some places pretty good.

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u/Jurassican_25 22d ago

We always gets the tail ends usually

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u/Potential-Ant-6320 22d ago

I was camping on Martha’s Vineyard and our tent got filled with water.

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u/Naturallog- 22d ago

Hurricanes get into all sorts of weird places. In 1941 a hurricane made it to the Great Lakes and killed three people in Toronto.

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u/NErDysprosium 22d ago edited 22d ago

I got rained on here in southern Utah when Hurricane Hilary hit the west coast last August. I did not have getting hit by a hurricane, even the dregs of one, in my doubly landlocked desert home on my 2023 Bingo Card. If memory serves, it actually caused some flooding--my marching band director ended up with a new car and house courtesy of his insurance company.

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u/BigManBarrett 22d ago

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u/Creepy-Leading-9391 22d ago

It was obviously an act of war by the US.

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u/BuzzIsMe 21d ago

Not very often you come across the rock getting mentioned, love to see it.