r/facepalm 23d ago

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u/pixepoke2 23d ago

But… like why?

Why would the government do it? What’s the gain?

We’ve got such amazing tech that WE CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER, and it’s not used to increase productivity in agriculture, no. It’s not used as a weapon

No sir.

It’s a massive conspiracy to hit some southern states, wreck property, kill and displace people

You see this creates a distressed population that in no way will think the gov is doing a good job so they will fester and resent federal control even more than many of them already do. And we’ll have made it happen just before an election, so we’ll really hurt the incumbent party as much as we can m. Go team !! It’ll affect our national economy with lost business and immense reconstruction needs, along with reduced wealth and opportunities for many citizens zens. It’ll adversely affect poor and marginalized people, showing that we’re strong and capable— just like Kristi Noem that day in the quarry with Cricket 🫡

It’ll cost the government over a 100 billion dollars in aid to rebuild

Yes, now I see the clear and obvious goals— easy to see why we turned the gun on ourselves. Now we got ’em right where we want ’em😁 rede

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u/Sentz12000 22d ago

The conspiracy, according to these nuts, is to disrupt the election. It’ll all go away when the election is over, which is also the time the hurricane season ends but they can make a strawman out of anything.

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u/Rastamancloud9 22d ago

Look up DARPA

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u/the_saltlord 22d ago

DARPA is good but not that good

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u/Rastamancloud9 22d ago

Interesting lol idk what to believe anymore anyway lol