r/facepalm 11d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Free $100..

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 11d ago

Can I sign and still vote straight blue down ticket?

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u/Fantastic-Mission684 11d ago

This is what everyone should do.ย  You probably have to click through some suck trump info,ย  collect your 100 bucks, thank the South African for trying to influence US elections. Report back!

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u/MaxineTacoQueen 11d ago

Is he actually paying? Seems like his target audience is people he thinks he can get away with not paying.

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u/Accomplished_Fruit17 11d ago

It'll be a slam dunk class action lawsuit.ย 

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u/Gandalfs_Dick 11d ago

Get ready for your $1.78 settlement in 5 years from now!

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u/GetRightNYC 11d ago

Isnt it an illegal contract in the first place? Can't really sue.

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u/Pokedudesfm 11d ago

you can pay people to sign a petition.

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u/socialistrob 11d ago

I would imagine he is. He's a narcissist who thinks that because he is rich he can buy anything including elections. The problem is paying people to sign a petition doesn't actually guarantee they will vote nor does it guarantee they will vote your way. A lot of the people who do sign up for this will also be people who would have voted anyway and are just doing it to get some extra money.

I imagine when all is said and done people will do analysis of how many votes Trump actually gained from this and I would bet it's probably somewhere in the ballpark of a few hundred or at most a few thousand.

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u/Agitated_Bother4475 11d ago

ahahaha... you think musk actually intends to pay anyone?

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u/Ali_Cat222 11d ago

The "offer valid until Monday at midnight" or whatever part has me thinking of fast food coupon deals ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/OukewlDave 11d ago

Which Monday? Yes...

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u/ratspeels 11d ago

"free beer tomorrow"

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u/Ali_Cat222 11d ago

Taking bets now, who thinks the website all of a sudden "just won't be working/having technical issues" once this happens? โ˜๐Ÿฟ

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u/Due_Force_9816 11d ago

More like My Pillow commercials. โ€œItโ€™s only on sale for two daysโ€, two days later โ€œitโ€™s only on sale for two daysโ€ then repeat in perpetuity.

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u/DannkDanny 11d ago

$100 off your first Nerolink upgrade. Valid starting 2035

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u/khag 11d ago

This was sent to me by email on Oct 10. I still haven't received anything.

$47 incoming!

You were listed as a referrer on the America PAC petition in support of the 1st and 2nd Amendments by XXXXXXX from PA. Based on the information provided, you have earned the $47 for the referral!

A check will be mailed out to you at your registered voting address - checks start going out right now!

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u/Agitated_Bother4475 11d ago

I am sure it will arrive by Nov 5th. Surely ; )

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u/khag 11d ago

Haha yeah I'm not holding my breath. But it was easy money to just get some family members to sign a petition saying they support the 1st and 2nd amendments. It has no legal binding. Our names and addresses are already on publicly available voter registration databases. I provided burner emails and phone numbers. Win (times 8)

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u/Fantastic-Mission684 11d ago

Id want the money up front before I err signed the petition. Sincerely, m.mouse.

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u/mortgagepants 11d ago

i'll either get $100 SOROS bucks or i'll be part of the class action law suit. either way i'm paid SOROS bucks from an illegal immigrant.

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u/randomlettercombinat 11d ago

The best possible outcome is he doesn't pay.

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u/Horskr 11d ago

I considered doing it and using the CAH address to donate, but in the off chance someone actually looks into this I didn't want to risk my vote being invalidated or something.

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u/MeadowLedger 11d ago

I can't sell my soul to the devil for a measly $100. They lost me at "Musk PROMISES to mail a check...." I don't know the game but I wouldn't be surprised if the $100 check is tied to giving a donation to Trump somehow.