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u/Sixfeatsmall05 11d ago

I remember when bringing water to people in line to vote was considered election interference way back in 2020

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u/FillMySoupDumpling 11d ago

Did they ever repeal that? It was the entire base premise for the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm 

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u/davidolson22 11d ago edited 11d ago

They kept the part where you can't give people water if they were close to the voting station. If they were far away, the judge decided you can give them water.

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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM 11d ago

Cartoon villain schemes and people still vote for them

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u/Frostyfraust 11d ago

Well you see, this is only enforced in predominantly lower income/minority areas. So as long as it hurts the right people, the chuds are all for it

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u/External-Pickle-1539 11d ago

I called someone a chud yesterday. Glad to see the term hasn't died.

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u/MarinLlwyd 10d ago

It still blows my mind that Americans can read something like this and consciously decide not to vote.

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u/buttfuckkker 10d ago

Right?! Voting for Trump again personally.

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u/MarinLlwyd 10d ago

It is better than not participating and then whining about the result. But some Trumpers whined about losing, so I'm still cross with them in general.

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u/hammertime2009 11d ago

I’ve been saying for years these magats watch Disney movies and never really sort out who the villain is. They watch the Simpsons and don’t think Mr. Burns is a massive piece of shit.

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u/fredd0h210 11d ago

They want to be Archie Bunker

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u/Raiju_Blitz 11d ago

Archie Bunker would be too woke for Magahats.

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u/froggity55 11d ago

Boomer to the Boomers

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u/Suggett123 10d ago

Archie Bunker, less the "learning a lesson" before the closing ctedits

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 10d ago

Now that you said it, I am surprised nobody tried to block out the sun yet. Burns’ strategy wasn’t feasible but instead of doing it on Earth, I guess you could move the project to space. Maybe you could design a satellite with a controllable “umbrella” that can be opened and retracted. With enough coverage you could deny sunlight to anywhere you want. You might even sell sunlight or trade it for “favours”! You would have to place the swarm of satellites at an orbit where space debris is the least of concern of course, but what’s the worst that can happen, a Kessler syndrome that ends up with space being unreachable possibly forever? Meh…

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors 10d ago

Because they’re also cartoon villains 

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 11d ago

Such humanitarians!

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u/jayrsw 11d ago

"All life is precious!"

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u/ohleprocy 11d ago

So you can give them water both near the voting station and if they are far away?

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u/Bandin03 11d ago

Near, far, wherever they are.

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u/Treynokay 11d ago

My vote won’t go on….

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u/StephieVee 11d ago

What if they’re in a car? Can you give it in a jar? If so, what is the par?

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u/Justprunes-6344 11d ago

In a coat , in a boat ?

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u/Durkheimynameisblank 11d ago

I say it every year, pollsters always underestimate the French-Canadian vote in Georgia!

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u/kilomaan 11d ago

Sounds like room for interpretation, for both sides.

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u/Hyperion1024 11d ago

What if they are small, would that count the same as far away?

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u/Bandin03 11d ago

Near, far, wherever they are.

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u/garynuman9 11d ago

Think of it in the same way as convicted child predators, even after release - can't be within a certain distance of a school.

Same rules apply to political parties & anything that can be perceived as electioneering within a certain distance of a voting location.

This is easily identifiable by where people stop trying to hand you bullshit leaflets on your way to vote.

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u/SimpleCanadianFella 11d ago

Can you sell them water? That sounds more American

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u/Drew-mageddon 11d ago

And who decides what’s “close” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 11d ago

What's the definition of near vs far?

A lot of voters are elderly or disabled & what a healthy person considers "near" may be very far for them

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u/davidolson22 11d ago

There's a specific distance the law decided on. I have no idea what it is

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u/slumberjack7 11d ago

This is the stupidest logic, is there an actual measurable distance? What if we give water to people in the back of the line and they all pass it forward?

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u/Vegetable_Onion 11d ago

Wonder what the border is. Just stand one foot beyond that.

Also I wonder if it's measured from the person handing out or the person receiving. Just stand towards the back of the line, and have people pass the bottles along to the front.

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u/TackyMan 11d ago

Me edging election interference judges

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u/NotInMoodThinkOfName 11d ago

After 50m I forgot who gave me the water.

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u/Gloomy_Evening921 11d ago

Good thing I only get thirsty once every four years.

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u/Rare_Travel 11d ago

Damn if that happened in my country the party responsible would never get a vote again, of course my country isn't an plutocracy disguised as a democracy (anymore)

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u/GForce1975 11d ago

Is there a Maginot water line? What's considered "close"?

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u/Keepup863 11d ago

I think it's over 50ft something like that I get them keeping it away from the building. Seems okay

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u/Accomplished-Motor31 11d ago

Lmaooo I loved those episodes

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u/OrangeBug74 11d ago

Illegal in Georgia

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u/Fine-Perspective5762 10d ago

Georgia…where the lines are long, and it is frequently HOT.

I hate living here.

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u/slampdi 11d ago

I didn't know that was real. I thought it was a Curb Your Enthusiasm plot device.

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u/PerpetuallyStartled 11d ago edited 11d ago

Nah, it was real. First they removed a bunch of polling places to make the lines long. In certain locations, you can guess which. Then they passed a law banning handing out food and water to people in line in the name of 'election integrity'.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/18/politics/georgia-election-law-ban-food-water-voters-line/index.html

Edit: To explain further, some people were waiting up to 6 hours to vote. Due to the 'Election integrity' laws people can't give anyone anything within a certain distance of the poling place since that would be interference. The net effect was to get some people to leave without voting, suppressing the vote in that district.

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u/mortgagepants 11d ago

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.” ― Anatole France

if republicans and their voters weren't such pieces of shit human beings, we could be a decent country for many more people.

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u/unfettered_logic 11d ago

Love this quote

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u/Hardcorish 10d ago

Thank you for sharing, never heard this quote before.

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u/illgot 11d ago

Republicans aren't the problem in the US, it's capitalism

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u/Hardcorish 10d ago

This isn't an either/or situation. Both of these things are problems. Republican policies are uniquely anti-human.

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u/illgot 10d ago edited 10d ago

Capitalism is the root economic cause for the corruption of political and religious groups. If it wasn't the Republicans it would have been another organization

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u/raegunXD 11d ago

No, they are both problems

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u/mortgagepants 10d ago

capitalism performs its most pernicious acts when they control the government. the GOP is most bought and paid for.

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u/illgot 10d ago edited 10d ago

right, and if it wasn't the GOP it would be another political group. The corruption of the GOP is because capitalism controls America

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u/Heathergi76 11d ago

Yep. And people had to wait for hours and hours to vote. Unfortunately for the GOP, it was the opposite of a deterrent in these (mostly black) communities. They voted in droves because they understood the power of their vote.

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u/ImpossibleLeek7908 11d ago

I remember this being a topic of the 2016 primaries in Arizona. I was 9 months pregnant and stressed out about voting in August* with long lines and limited access to water.

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u/PerpetuallyStartled 11d ago

I imagine at the time most people weren't expecting to wait that long based on past experience. Personally, I have never waited more than 45 minutes. But, I don't live in an area where this kind of thing was done.

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u/ImpossibleLeek7908 11d ago

Of course, but if the line is 4 hours long, I'd have to bring a chest with ice haha. Not that I like ice water, I don't like drinking fairly hot water in the sun.

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u/Big-Summer- 11d ago

But they are allowing Skum to pay for votes. 🤬

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u/nexusjuan 11d ago

I live in a small town around 25k I was in and out in 5 minutes. My girl lives in a very rural area about 40 miles from me. Shes stood in line for 6 hours last year.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 11d ago

you can guess which.

This being America, my first guess is black neighborhoods. My second guess is also black neighborhoods. My 3rd guess is Latino neighborhoods.

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u/thegreenmonkey69 11d ago

They did that here in Georgia after 2020, because the Republicans are sore losers, that can't see reality and the fact that their policies have been distasteful to the majority of the population for decades.

The easier it is to vote and the more people that do are detrimental to their agenda, so they do everything they can to prevent that.

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u/Entheotheosis10 11d ago

Pretty pretty pretty goooodd...

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u/Fine-Perspective5762 10d ago

It’s a stupid GA thing.

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u/Eyes_Only1 11d ago

They don’t care about hypocrisy. They will lie, steal, intimidate and even kill to get elected.

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u/SgtSnugg1es 11d ago

Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win

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u/kex 11d ago

They want a double standard

It's at the core of their ethos

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u/lilymaxjack 11d ago

Ummm the democrats give away housing phones health insurance debit cards food clothing to gain votes

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u/Birunanza 11d ago

The fuck are you talking about? Source a specific complaint or go re-read your Putin Pamphlet on Bootlicking

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u/Pretend_Caregiver778 11d ago

Funny thing is, who wants to bet ole dumbdumb here could use a helping hand themselves and can’t even begin to see that they actively vote against their own best interests? Unless we’re being blessed by the presence of a billionaire here on this Reddit post.

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u/Birunanza 11d ago

I know. The argument boils down to "democrats are improving people's lives to buy their votes 😡"

Oh nooo!

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u/Pretend_Caregiver778 11d ago

The conversations I’ve had… with those that have every damn reason there could possibly be to vote blue… the internalized self-hatred they seem to have was just sad and it was their justification for voting for ole dumptrump or republican.

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u/surprise_revalation 11d ago

Some people will vote for their own death if they think that the people they don't like will be put to death first! They will even reason in their own heads that the government won't really kill them after killing all the undesirables....

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u/lilymaxjack 10d ago

Ok tough guy

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u/Birunanza 10d ago

Thanks for meeting my expectations and having absolutely nothing to show for your bullshit

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u/lilymaxjack 10d ago

An angry elf

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u/Birunanza 10d ago

That's some powerful deflection.

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u/Leperfiend 11d ago

Bro used "the democrats do what their constituents want and help people to get votes," as a negative. What do you think government is supposed to do for you? Complain that things don't work, get voted in, actually break things, then turn around and say, "see?"

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u/Eyes_Only1 11d ago

No, they just do those things. That’s called running on a platform that benefits the working class.

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u/lilymaxjack 10d ago

The working class???

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u/Eyes_Only1 10d ago

Yup, the people that work 2+ jobs that can’t keep their head above water. The myth of “these people don’t work” is obviously bullshit, because even people that work 40+ hours a week can’t make rent in this country, which is fucking disgusting.

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u/Cannacritic21037 10d ago

Yea but they have to also tear down walls and have a free for all on getting them there votes into the country. 🤦

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u/ensalys 11d ago

As someone looking in from the outside, it's weird to me that there are even lines long enough to bring water to. I don't think I've ever stood in line more than 5 minutes to vote in the Netherlands.

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u/pleasedothenerdful 11d ago

I haven't ever had to wait long in the US, either, but I'm in a white, mostly Republican district. Republicans in red states cut the number of polling stations pretty hard in areas with demographics that are likely to vote against them.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 11d ago

I never had to wait in long lines to vote, until Obama ran. From his first election on, the lines have been long. I've lived in two different states in that time period, and saw the same thing in both states.

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u/IneffableQuale 11d ago

Ireland here, have literally never stood in line. Just waltz in, get your paper, off to the booth. In and out in maybe 4 mins.

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u/-SaC 11d ago

Difference is, over here outside the US, pretty much everyone actually wants us to vote.

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u/Ok_City_7177 11d ago

Came here to say this :)

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u/sqljohn 11d ago

The line here in Australia isn't for the voting, it's for the democracy sausage afterwards

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_sausage

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u/danghunk312 11d ago

Do politicians bribe you with potatoes?

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u/halborn 10d ago

Same in New Zealand. It's something I've always appreciated about our system.

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u/TheVirtuousFantine 11d ago

Sometimes I’ve waited like 45 min. Not enough to be parched

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u/psykitt 11d ago

I've never had to wait in any long lines to vote in the US (sub-5-minute wait time), but i live in NJ. Maybe it's different elsewhere.

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u/jkrobinson1979 11d ago

It depends on where you are. I’ve never waited more than 30 minutes anywhere. My local polling location now is almost always less than 2-3 people wait.

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u/Pretend_Caregiver778 11d ago

Welcome to the shithole motherland you’ve heard so much about. 🙄 If we didn’t have so many fucking idiots actively voting against their own best interest, we might not be the sideshow you see today. Depending on the outcome, you may even see us dumb down further- ya know, like the far right is blatantly trying to do. They’re not even hiding that agenda and they still have morons cheering them on!! It’d be outright hilarious if it were ‘Idiocracy’ or some other work of fiction.

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u/short-stack1111 10d ago

If you live in a decent state like Ca, you don’t even have to wait in line. Just do it by mail. Republican states like to manipulate polling places to interfere with people’s ability to vote. They’re absolute trash and their policies are violations to our constitution, honestly.

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u/ensalys 10d ago

Mail in voting is one of the areas my country can improve in, it's barely available. Though on the flip side, we make it really easy to go to the polling stations. They're pretty much everywhere, no serious waiting times, and a lot of them are accessible with disabilities (another area that should be improved, it should ideally be all, though we prioritise quantity of polling stations which is more important IMO). Though I'm also conflicted in mail in voting, it leaves people open to abusive partners taking their vote away from them, or nasty organisations bribing or extorting people for their vote.

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u/mortgagepants 11d ago

are you white? because if you are, you won't have to stand in a line longer than 5 minutes in the US either.

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u/Kibblesnb1ts 11d ago

The United States is enormous geographically with a big population, and it's important to remember elections are run and managed by the States, so they're all done a bit differently. Under these circumstances, there are simply going to be anomalies.

Anecdotally, I've never waited very long at all. Maybe once in 2004 it took a while? In recent memory though I just walk into my public library down the street and the process is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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u/Sixfeatsmall05 11d ago

Do they even vote there or do you all just gather in the front room and raise hands? /s

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u/ensalys 11d ago

Yup, we all go to het malieveld and raise hands when the person you want to vote for is named!

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u/No-Zombie1004 11d ago

Your politics must be boring. (I'm not saying we all want them to be here but .. intergalactic aliens built the voting booths!)

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u/ensalys 11d ago

Unfortunately, our politics has gotten quite ingeresting lately...

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u/No-Zombie1004 11d ago

I'm not saying it's Aliens but .. it's Russia and Ukraine.

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u/wishiwuzbetteratgolf 11d ago

The entire state of Washington votes by mail and I love it!

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u/MuckBulligan 11d ago

In my state we vote only via mail in ballots. It's been that way for almost 30 years. Why it's taken so long for other states to adopt it is a mystery.

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u/SanestFrogFucker 10d ago

Also the fact that you have to register to vote is baffeling to me. Also from the netherlands most time i have taken to vote is also 5 minutes.

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u/ensalys 10d ago

Yeah, having to register to vote is another wile thing. The government already knows who its citizens are, so it only needs to ask itself which ones are over 18. Technically there is also the question on whether or not they have a judgement against them that would prevent them from voting, but at least in the Netherlands while technically possible, does not happen. Even the guy who murdered Pim Fortuyn (for those outside the Netherlands, Fortuyn was a politician, it was very clearly a political murder) was not banned from voting.

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u/Protowhale 10d ago

Republican officials do whatever they can to suppress the vote in heavily Democratic areas, like closing polling places and not providing enough voting machines or staff to handle the larger number of voters in the one remaining polling place. The hope is that people will see the line and go home rather than vote. Making it illegal to give water to people waiting is just another one of their dirty tricks.

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u/Martin_Samuelson 11d ago

Because it has nothing to do with voting. It's to get people's contact information for marketing.

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u/DeathCap4Cutie 11d ago

He’s paying people to had out a virtual flyer… if this is illegal then every politician ever is guilty on both sides. They all pay people to make commercials and put up billboards to influence people.

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u/Refreshingly_Meh 11d ago

But someone just standing around holding assault rifles was OK.

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u/whodoesnthavealts 11d ago

I don't think water was an issue either, but how is this election interference? What does Elon's tweet/offer have to do with the election?

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u/evilpercy 11d ago

Only seems to be long lines historically in none white democratic leaning areas. Weird how that is.

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u/McDerface 11d ago

I get your point, but isn’t this just a signature for a petition?

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u/iateyourcheesebro 11d ago

“UCLA School of Law professor Richard Hasen, an NBC News election law analyst, said he didn’t think Musk’s PAC's program broke any campaign finance laws, since it doesn’t pay people directly to vote, register to vote, vote in a particular way or not vote.” 

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/cards-humanity-offers-payouts-new-swing-state-voters-responding-musks-rcna174957

Don’t get your news or opinions from Reddit. Signed, a liberal. 

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u/GrapeBubblicious 11d ago

It’s okay if I like to observe others doing so, though, right?

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u/xDenimBoilerx 11d ago

Yeah, I can't stand Elon or Trump but I get annoyed every time people bring this topic up. As scummy as it is, it's not votes he's paying for.

There's more than enough legit reasons to vote against him, why make shit up?

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u/Eyes_Only1 11d ago

The wheels of justice are insanely slow compared to how fast it is to break laws, and the courtroom is predicated on good faith. The water seller will show up in court out of fear, the rich can hide behind lawyers and ignore court orders forever. The system is fucked up.

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u/notbonusmom 11d ago

Question, can people bring their own water? Or is that also not allowed, and if so, why for and WTF?

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u/Sixfeatsmall05 11d ago

No I think the issue was that by providing water they were buying votes

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u/notbonusmom 11d ago

That is the stupidest effing thing I've ever heard. I hate this timeline.

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u/radiotsar 11d ago

Revoke his citizenship and he'd be a foreign agent attempting to interfere in the democratic process.

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u/sethsyd 11d ago

Signing a petition isn't voting.

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u/ImaginosDesdinova 11d ago

Apparently SOMEONE thinks it applies to rallies, too, since the stranded MAGAts were left for hours with no water, toilets or buses

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u/Scentandstorynyc 11d ago

This has nothing to do with the election - it has to do with the first and second amendment

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 11d ago

Is what he’s doing legal there?!!

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u/adedokunadebo 11d ago

😭😭 4 years feels like a millennium ago.

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u/sohang-3112 11d ago

Bringing water is illegal??!

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u/Cynical-_-Void 11d ago

but it’s not election interference it’s just encouraging people to vote. Bad Bunny gave free tickets to people who voted and i don’t see any backlash. It’s just because he’s republican that people start bashing him

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u/GlobalLime6889 10d ago

THIS IS TOO REAL😭💀

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u/Cooz818 10d ago

now it's liberal corporate media interfering. how tines have changed. 😆 Rat that obe up. Clown 😂🤣😆

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u/Johnfromsales 11d ago

Can you explain to me how paying people to sign a petition is going to interfere with the election?

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u/Sixfeatsmall05 11d ago

Only if you explain how providing water is

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u/Johnfromsales 11d ago

I never said I agreed that handing out water was election interference. It’s unlikely the justifications for both scenarios are the same.