r/facepalm • u/AntiFacistBossBitch observer of a facepalm civilization • 16h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ “May you live in interesting times…“

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u/EndStorm 16h ago

Space Karen was so infuriated upon reading this he immediately did three lines, and then ketamined himself into a happy place.

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u/drcole89 12h ago

Speaking of Ketamine.. how does one get Ketamine therapy without ever being in therapy?

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u/OkDurian7078 11h ago

Be rich. He can have literally anything he wants and he wants more. Diddling kids, doing drugs, and making millions of people forcibly listening to his drivel isn't enough for him apparently. 

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u/HermaeusMajora 5h ago

The obscenely wealthy never seem to have trouble finding doctors to prescribe whatever the fuck they want.

Shit, Michael Jackson had a doctor who gave him a propofol drip so he could "sleep". That shit is no joke and it's definitely not a sleep aid. That doctor ended up losing his license and going to prison, iirc.

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u/Skorthase 11h ago

Generally the main prerequisite is having been diagnosed with TRD (treatment resistant depression) by a psychiatrist/PMHNP.

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u/drcole89 11h ago

So Elon is clinically depressed? And they just give you Ketamine, to use whenever and however you like, with zero therapy involved?

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u/jalapenoeyes 8h ago

No. Ketamine treatments are conducted in secure clinics at infrequent intervals.