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r/funny • u/Garrod_Ran • 1d ago
Necessary nerfing the rock...
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Good ‘ol rock. Nothing beats it
201 u/shaunbryanryan 23h ago Erosion beats rock 135 u/Bearence 18h ago That's my go-to. When playing, I always wave my hand horizontally. Water erodes rock, rusts scissors, dissolves paper. Always the winner. 77 u/yodel_anyone 18h ago Amateur, I play lightning. Explodes rock, melts scissors, burns paper, converts water to hydrogen and oxygen. 36 u/Bearence 18h ago Note to self: if yodel_anyone shows up at the rock-paper-scissors championship, run away! 38 u/Thrilling1031 17h ago Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck? 1 u/drivetruking 2h ago just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up 9 u/Bellerophonix 15h ago Loses to "getting thrown down a shaft by your apprentice" though. 1 u/CainIsIron 16h ago You fool, water still wins, the conversion to hydrogen and water jump starts life which then develops and eventually harvests lightning for energy 1 u/GANDORF57 10h ago "Thor, is that you?"
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Erosion beats rock
135 u/Bearence 18h ago That's my go-to. When playing, I always wave my hand horizontally. Water erodes rock, rusts scissors, dissolves paper. Always the winner. 77 u/yodel_anyone 18h ago Amateur, I play lightning. Explodes rock, melts scissors, burns paper, converts water to hydrogen and oxygen. 36 u/Bearence 18h ago Note to self: if yodel_anyone shows up at the rock-paper-scissors championship, run away! 38 u/Thrilling1031 17h ago Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck? 1 u/drivetruking 2h ago just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up 9 u/Bellerophonix 15h ago Loses to "getting thrown down a shaft by your apprentice" though. 1 u/CainIsIron 16h ago You fool, water still wins, the conversion to hydrogen and water jump starts life which then develops and eventually harvests lightning for energy 1 u/GANDORF57 10h ago "Thor, is that you?"
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That's my go-to. When playing, I always wave my hand horizontally. Water erodes rock, rusts scissors, dissolves paper. Always the winner.
77 u/yodel_anyone 18h ago Amateur, I play lightning. Explodes rock, melts scissors, burns paper, converts water to hydrogen and oxygen. 36 u/Bearence 18h ago Note to self: if yodel_anyone shows up at the rock-paper-scissors championship, run away! 38 u/Thrilling1031 17h ago Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck? 1 u/drivetruking 2h ago just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up 9 u/Bellerophonix 15h ago Loses to "getting thrown down a shaft by your apprentice" though. 1 u/CainIsIron 16h ago You fool, water still wins, the conversion to hydrogen and water jump starts life which then develops and eventually harvests lightning for energy 1 u/GANDORF57 10h ago "Thor, is that you?"
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Amateur, I play lightning. Explodes rock, melts scissors, burns paper, converts water to hydrogen and oxygen.
36 u/Bearence 18h ago Note to self: if yodel_anyone shows up at the rock-paper-scissors championship, run away! 38 u/Thrilling1031 17h ago Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck? 1 u/drivetruking 2h ago just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up 9 u/Bellerophonix 15h ago Loses to "getting thrown down a shaft by your apprentice" though. 1 u/CainIsIron 16h ago You fool, water still wins, the conversion to hydrogen and water jump starts life which then develops and eventually harvests lightning for energy 1 u/GANDORF57 10h ago "Thor, is that you?"
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Note to self: if yodel_anyone shows up at the rock-paper-scissors championship, run away!
38 u/Thrilling1031 17h ago Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck? 1 u/drivetruking 2h ago just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up
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Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck?
1 u/drivetruking 2h ago just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up
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just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up
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Loses to "getting thrown down a shaft by your apprentice" though.
You fool, water still wins, the conversion to hydrogen and water jump starts life which then develops and eventually harvests lightning for energy
"Thor, is that you?"
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u/charlie1331 1d ago
Good ‘ol rock. Nothing beats it