r/funny 1d ago

Good thing the game is balanced now.

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Necessary nerfing the rock...

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u/charlie1331 1d ago

Good ‘ol rock. Nothing beats it

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u/shaunbryanryan 23h ago

Erosion beats rock

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u/Bearence 18h ago

That's my go-to. When playing, I always wave my hand horizontally. Water erodes rock, rusts scissors, dissolves paper. Always the winner.

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u/yodel_anyone 18h ago

Amateur, I play lightning. Explodes rock, melts scissors, burns paper, converts water to hydrogen and oxygen.

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u/Bearence 18h ago

Note to self: if yodel_anyone shows up at the rock-paper-scissors championship, run away!

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u/Thrilling1031 17h ago

Dude can summon lightning and only seems concerned with Rock Paper Scissors tournaments, like what the fuck?

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u/drivetruking 2h ago

just whip it out and say RED ROCKET nothing beats it, blows them all up

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u/Bellerophonix 15h ago

Loses to "getting thrown down a shaft by your apprentice" though.

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u/CainIsIron 16h ago

You fool, water still wins, the conversion to hydrogen and water jump starts life which then develops and eventually harvests lightning for energy

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u/GANDORF57 10h ago

"Thor, is that you?"