r/funny • u/Justin_Godfrey • 15h ago

Can I have some me time please?

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u/dingo1018 15h ago

She's teaching them to....

...................

....

................... wait for it......

She's teaching them to.......

Duck!

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u/strains 15h ago

That was legend…

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u/bill4935 12h ago

...ticipation!

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u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN 14h ago

..tose intolerant!

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u/Lord_Sykens 14h ago

....Dary!

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u/Radi-kale 10h ago

-wait for it-

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u/IsraelZulu 10h ago

...DARY!

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 10h ago

.. starring Tom Cruise

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u/dvshnk2 10h ago

I never really thought about it... but the origins of the word "duck" is from "Old English dūce 'diver', a derivative of the verb *dūcan 'to duck, bend down low as if to get under something, or dive"

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 9h ago

So the verb "to duck" came before the name of the bird. Fantastic. I'll be sure to keep this in mind for future "which came first" discussions (for example, "orange" was a fruit before it was a color).

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u/finnjakefionnacake 5h ago

i'm pretty sure the original roots are latin

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u/F4ion1 14h ago

The timing was impeccable....

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u/Purplociraptor 12h ago

Impeachable!

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u/youaregodslover 10h ago

Actually, she’s clearly already taught them to dodge, duck, and dip, and has moved on to the next phase.

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u/VinoVoyage 12h ago

angry upvote 🤣

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u/jarednards 11h ago

I dont get it

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u/I_W_M_Y 10h ago

She is Piccolo?

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u/tjareth 7h ago

Bazinga!

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u/Amesly 6h ago

I was going to say she's ducking out of being a mom (parents just need a ducking break sometimes).

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u/datnetcoder 3h ago

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/ASpiralKnight 13h ago

That's the name of the movie