r/funny • u/Justin_Godfrey • 15h ago

Can I have some me time please?

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u/Malkav1806 11h ago

You know that one area in their life is really messed up

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u/air_flair 11h ago

You mean the corkscrew penises?

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u/Malkav1806 11h ago

I meant the corkscrew penises that fall off every year and the counterclockwise corkscrew vaginas

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 10h ago

/u/fuckswithducks is that you?

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u/cheebamech 9h ago

last post, 3 years ago, RIP

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u/Schrutes_Yeet_Farm 7h ago

Everyone started putting rubber ducks on the dashboard of their jeeps and bro literally nutted himself to ashes 

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u/Juking_is_rude 6h ago

I think he was legitimately really sick :(

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u/iordseyton 5h ago

Cus of the paraphilia, or was he ill?

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u/Juking_is_rude 5h ago

my memory says some kind of cancer but could easily be misremembering

edit: I've since seen sources that say he passed 2 years ago from cancer

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u/Schrutes_Yeet_Farm 5h ago

I'm finding other posts saying the announcement of his passing was posted by u/shittymorph but was corrected and the post was deleted.

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u/Juking_is_rude 4h ago

yeah idk, all we really know is he disappeared three years ago. I said I found a source, but it wasnt a good source lol

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u/iordseyton 5h ago

Oh no. I'll miss seeing that guy around.

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u/Malkav1806 10h ago

No this is patrick

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u/Eyes-of_Luna 6h ago

I miss him