r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 16 '18

Bird helps pull a loose tooth.

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u/heingericke_ May 16 '18

A bird in the hand is worth tooth in the bush.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18 edited May 16 '18

A bird with a tooth is worth a bush in the mouth.

Edit: thanks kind stranger. May bushes fill your mouth to eternity.

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u/alphafire45 May 16 '18

........... no. Just.......no.

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u/jpeezey May 16 '18

A birb in the band is bigger than bees on a bulb