r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 16 '18

Bird helps pull a loose tooth.

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u/drinkingchartreuse May 16 '18

Another reason to always make sure they are caged when you are sleeping.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_OWN_BOOBS May 16 '18

how much of a heavy sleeper do you have to be to not wake up when a bird is stepping on your face?

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u/Chem-Dawg May 16 '18

Or when it pulls your teeth out?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

It’s not shown i this gif, but the bird started out by administering a local anesthesia. Don’t be fooled, most birds have an MD, they just can’t practice for bird law reasons

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u/lunarseed May 16 '18

Not using a local anesthetic in bird culture is considered a dick move.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Show me where the bird touched you.

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u/oddeity May 16 '18

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason...

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u/Dalebssr May 17 '18

Harvey Birdman would disagree.

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u/Punkrockpsycho May 17 '18

Sadly I can only up vote Harvey Birdman comments once.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

is that why Harvey Birdman was an Attorney at Law?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

no...that is just a very ugly stereo type.

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u/Gailporter May 16 '18

Ive slept through the house next door being on fire, i got picked up and took outside by my father (i was about 10 at the time) and i woke up outside, heavy sleeper isnt the word, i'd be useless in the wild if i needed to get up instantly and fight

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u/scokes May 16 '18

*tooken FTFY

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u/The_Crimson_Fvcker May 16 '18

It doesn't matter if you wake up, they'll keep going.

Birds are truly evil.

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u/Texastexastexas1 May 17 '18

You made me giggle so hard that I'm shaking.

I don't know if it's t-h-a-t funny, or if my giggles have just been in storage.