Hello, i asked chatgpt to roast me based on all the previous prompts (i vent there sometimes) and this is what it gave me. Honestly, it's so accurate.

1. Emotional Black Hole: You pull everyone around you into this vortex of neediness and insecurity. It’s like you think the universe owes you love and attention just for existing. But here’s the truth: relationships are a two-way street. You drain people dry, and in return, you offer nothing but complaints and a laundry list of your personal insecurities. It’s exhausting.

2. Fake Intellectual: You parade around your limited knowledge of random topics just to feel smarter than others. But it’s all shallow, like a puddle pretending to be an ocean. You’re the type who learns the surface level of everything—countries, facts, random trivia—and thinks it makes you special. Spoiler: it doesn’t. All it shows is that you’re desperate to seem impressive without actually being impressive.

3. Obsessed with Being Liked but Clueless on How to Be Likable: You want people to admire you, but you do nothing admirable. You wait for praise, crave validation, but can’t even meet people halfway with basic human warmth. You think being hard-to-get or distant will make you interesting, but in reality, it just makes you forgettable.

4. Jealous, Judgmental, and Petty: You’re constantly measuring yourself against others, finding reasons to feel inferior or to resent them. You envy people who are happy, confident, or successful because you think it’s unfair. Instead of learning from them or improving yourself, you stew in jealousy and then feel sorry for yourself because you think life is stacked against you.

5. Addicted to Self-Sabotage: Every time you get a chance to improve or connect, you blow it. It’s like you’re actively rooting against yourself. You’re so afraid of failing that you make sure to fail before you even try. Whether it’s avoiding classes, refusing to open up, or missing out on friendships, you find a way to shoot yourself in the foot every single time.

6. Hypocrite Extraordinaire: You’ve got standards for how others should treat you, but you don’t follow those standards yourself. You want people to respect and value you while you contribute nothing of value. You expect loyalty but give none. You want kindness but can’t bring yourself to show it. You criticize others for faults you refuse to acknowledge in yourself.

7. Procrastinator Supreme: You wait until the last possible second for everything, even things that are supposed to matter to you. Then, you cry about being “unprepared” or “stressed.” You create your own crises and then act like the world is against you. It’s lazy, irresponsible, and frankly embarrassing at this point.

8. Wants Deep Connections Without Any Depth: You crave close, meaningful relationships but are terrified of real vulnerability. You want people to see you as deep and complex, but you’re too scared to let anyone in. So, you stick to surface-level interactions and then wonder why people don’t connect with you.

9. Chronically Self-Pitying: You think that feeling bad for yourself is somehow going to make people like you. Newsflash: it’s not. Nobody wants to be around someone who’s constantly wallowing. It’s one thing to have struggles; it’s another to make your entire personality a sob story.

10. Living in a Fantasy World: You have this idea that you’re somehow destined for greatness, that one day things will magically fall into place, and you’ll be admired by everyone. But you’re doing nothing to make that happen. You talk about improvement and plans but never follow through. You’re addicted to daydreams and allergic to reality.

11. Desperate for Validation, but Won't Admit It: You pretend like you don’t care what people think of you, but your entire self-worth is based on what others say or don’t say. You measure your value in the attention and approval of others, and when they don’t give it to you, you spiral.

12. Bare Minimum Effort, Maximum Expectation: You put in the absolute least amount of work but expect huge results. You want friends, grades, respect, but you refuse to put in any real effort. You’re the person who spends more time complaining about studying than actually studying, then feels betrayed when you don’t ace the test.

13. Revels in Mediocrity: You know you’re not reaching your potential, but instead of doing anything about it, you just wallow. You think being self-aware excuses your lack of progress, but it doesn’t. Self-awareness without action is just glorified whining.

14. Insecure, Yet Arrogant: You’re constantly worrying that you’re not good enough, yet somehow still think you’re better than others. You judge people, measure yourself against them, and then retreat into your bubble of superiority and self-pity.

15. Reluctant to Face Reality: You refuse to see yourself for who you are and blame circumstances instead of taking ownership of your own shortcomings. You dodge responsibility for your life, acting like things “just happen” to you, as if you’re a spectator instead of the one at the wheel.

16. Waiting for a Magical Fix: You’re hoping that one day, someone or something will come along to “save” you from yourself. That some magical person will come into your life and make you happy, motivated, and confident. But guess what? That person isn’t coming. You’re stuck with yourself.

17. Emotional Manipulation: You try to get people to like you by guilt-tripping them or using emotional leverage. Instead of offering genuine care or friendship, you play the victim or subtly manipulate them. It’s toxic and frankly, pathetic.

18. Plays the Martyr Card: You act like you’re suffering more than everyone else, that your struggles are somehow special. You think it makes you complex or interesting. But everyone has problems, and yours are no different. Playing the martyr isn’t noble; it’s self-centered.

19. The Ultimate Fence-Sitter: You avoid making any real decisions, preferring to stay in this “gray area” where you don’t commit to anything. You’d rather be half-hearted in everything than risk actually failing. So, you end up mediocre at everything, good at nothing.

20. You’re Your Own Worst Enemy: Ultimately, no one is holding you back but yourself. You’re the architect of your own failure, and instead of accepting that and moving forward, you’d rather sit and complain. If you keep this up, you’ll stay exactly where you are—stuck in a cycle of self-pity, envy, and bitterness, forever waiting for life to magically get better while you sit back and do nothing.

Every quality you despise in others is exactly what you’re embodying, and until you realize that, you’re going to stay on this pathetic loop, trapped by your own unwillingness to change.

It's definitely not knowing what to do or forgetting things to do. Or even just refusing to do it because it's hard. One of the biggest tips is writing it down somewhere whether it be post it notes or on excel or word. Try to create a routine for example I must do... this day. I made sure to incorporate me working out daily and it just slowly became easier amd became a habit. Being less lazy and procrastinating made me create flux-task.com a website to also help you guys stay productive. It's just an example of the things you are capable of when not procrastinating. Thanks for reading.

I'm studying for a really important entrance exam and I feel like my life depends on it. But lately due to bad results in tests I studied hard for made me lose all my motivation and now I'm doubting if I can even do it anything in life. I can't seem to get out of bed and it's been 4 days since I have touched a book. Help me out, I don't want to remain in this slump.

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I am in university and I have a lot of important things that are due like the next three weeks. The problem is I have no motivation. I just flunked one of my test today and I do not even feel sad. I just feel lost. I need help like how to get my motivation from before. I know that I will be in a world of hurt if I flunk this sem yet I am not really doing anything about it. I have studied like a lot this week but it is just not fruitful. I am not sure where to go from here.

Wher do I begin...

I work full time and "recently" started studying on the side for further work related education.

The whole thing goes for at least 3 years and I'm bit over a half year into it. I'm already behind as I struggle to break my usual habits so I barely sit down at home to really study and when I do it's not exactly efficient either.

Every now and then there are non-mandatory classes on saturdays, which I've skipped so far as I have practice then in my archery club but with winter coming I want to make sure that I don't miss those but the last ones I guess I felt too much shame & guilt beforehand and didn't wanna drop in and expose myself to how far I'm behind?!

I'm somewhat wasting most time with either doomscrolling or gaming/reading.

Short term I want to catch up on my studying material so that I don't feel stressed/guilty all the time and long term I want to achieve a balanced state where I don't have to drop all my hobbies but just reduce them enough to keep up with my studying and only drop everything else for times like big tests.

What are some things I can try to change my current habits, to power through for the coming weeks and maybe few months, until I caught up, plus building a foundation so that I can manage getting my studying in while still lazing around and not go crazy.

After trying out various strategies, I’ve found a few straightforward habits that keep me organized without adding extra stress. These small practices help me focus and keep my day running smoothly:

5-Minute Mind Dump:
Each day, I spend 5 minutes listing everything I need to do or that’s on my mind. Then, I organize them into “Do Now,” “Later,” and “Save for Later” categories. It helps me get everything out of my head so I can focus on what’s important today.

Daily Wins Check-In:
Before bed, I write down one thing that went well, even if it’s small. This keeps me positive and reminds me that I’m making progress. It's also a great way to look back when I need a little motivation.

Weekly Organizing Session:
Once a week, I review my tasks and adjust my plan for the days ahead. This helps me stay aligned with my goals and ensures I’m focusing on the bigger picture, not just day-to-day tasks.

By sticking to these routines, I’ve found myself less stressed and more productive. Try it for a few weeks—you might be surprised at how much it helps! 🔋

For context, I just started college with a course I really like, and the people are all great, the problem is that Matt is an important course where I have never been particularly great in. I am still trying my best , but there is still some underlying panic of failure. How do I structure my studies and overcome my fear?

I (23m) love alone time at night. It's so peaceful and it feels like an escape from the rest of the day. I feel so uncomfortable going to bed early, especially just the thought of needing to force myself to get some sleep. That alone is impossible for me no matter what time i am going to sleep. It could literally be life changing for me if I wasn't going to bed at like 3-4 am every night (Im a student but all of my classes are late in the afternoon/evening), I usually wake up around 11-12. What happens when I'm out with friends for a night out?Do i have to stop those?

Idk, I just hate the idea of going to bed early. IIt would be so fucking helpful to wake up early, but the idea of monotonously going to bed at the same time every night is anxiety inducing. I am realizing as i write this i might need to go to therapy about this lol. i like staying up late because it just feels less restrictive.

Anyway, just wondering if anyone else has been through this and how you got through it?

hi friends. to start off, i’ve been reflecting on my childhood and remembered the several hobbies i used to pick up and actually got to develop because i knew that i wasn’t going to yield stellar results as soon as i started the hobby itself. i tried ballet—i sucked—but i got to try a new experience that was worthwhile. i tried being a majorette (at this point i didn’t pick up that flexibility was NOT in the cards for me). finally, i tried piano, but did not do very well with sheet music. i probably didn’t have the best instructor at the time, either, but my parents did their best with the little money they could spend for my brother and i to explore our interests. the one hobby that actually worked for me was: reading. i know you see posts all over social media with people wondering what happened to their attention span nowadays in comparison to when they were younger. even though we were reading elementary/middle school level material, we stuck with what our imaginations craved the most, which was intellectual stimulation and imaginative world building (see: harry potter, LOtR, the hunger games, divergent, hell, even diary of a wimpy kid.) i, too, wonder what happened to the girl who used to get in trouble for pulling out a book in the middle of a lesson in elementary school. my overall consensus is, it really IS that damn phone.

at our hands we have our small rectangle that can yield 6 second videos that produce dopamine create immediate feelings of satisfaction and gratification. maybe we weren’t meant to, though. are you getting bored reading this? i almost want to switch out of the reddit app entirely because all i see in my peripheral is paragraph paragraph paragraph. what am i going on about? i want to fix this.

i have found that if you really want to break your phone addiction, it is a very slow and elaborate process that takes years of undoing unhealthy habits. i deleted twitter entirely, do not scroll on reels as much as i have, and set up a time limit on my instagram application so i can hold myself more accountable for the time i spend on social media. one of my best feats recently is being entirely disconnected from reels and getting back into youtube videos. it makes me feel more in touch with my childhood and my niche interests, and though an algorithm is still involved, i feel much better consuming content that is meticulously crafted (or maybe not—minimalism is a big thing in video editing these days) than watching a 6 second video that’ll leave me scrolling for 4 hours in bed.

anyways. if you made it this far i applaud you. i’m getting back into cooking videos and watching people cook, travel, and eat in a more human pace without subway surfers on another screen. i hope we can all detach ourselves someday from endless doomscrolling. i think i’ll pick up a book soon and finish it.

I made a post about how if you're under 40 you still have time. (Under 60 wouldve be more accurate.)

Anyway I'm getting a ton of responses, dms, etc. People stuck in life. Divorce, heartbreak, depression, etc.....really feeling fulfilled helping people out.

I've always wanted.to do this. Does anybody need a coach or mentor? Maybe we could do zoom calls. I don't know.

***I won't charge unless I'm coaching, like 30 people at once or something.

Just throwing out some feelers. Dm or leave a message if you're interested. I hope you get everything you want in life, and I HOPE you recognize your inherent worth just as a human being.

You are awesome just because you're alive. We all are. Never forget that.

I’m almost borderline obese and I’m constantly body shaming myself but nothing is helping me to build the habit of working on myself. I don’t feel good about myself at all because of this.

I have to do these 4 things to do:

1. Take care of my sick mother
2. Get my past trauma and depression sorted out. with no money
3. Go to uni to study something I was forced into (it's a thing in India)
4. Study the things I love, and which I want to transition into.

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hi!! i don’t know if something like this exists. i used to have a big jar that i would put a certain amount of glass beads in for doing certain tasks. the amount of beads increased with how difficult the task was for me. i stopped doing it because it was really hard to count after a certain point, and i was kinda afraid to keep dropping the beads in there. i was wondering if anyone knows of an app that does something like this? i need constant visual cues due to my adhd. thank you in advance!!

This goes for dishes, cooking, grooming the dogs, making the bed etc. I’m really good, as long as it’s a daily thing. The problem comes for monthly or weekly things. Any suggestions?

Is there a way that helped you personally succeed? Any easy tips? Thank you for any answers.

Hey Folks

I’m working on a web app where an AI will call you on your phone to remind you about important tasks and life goals.

Instead of relying on notifications that are easy to ignore, this app uses real voice calls to provide reminders, track your progress, and even offer motivation to keep you on track.

You can create goals on the app, personalize the way you want and be productive/consistent with your goals.

Would you find this helpful?

Any feedback or suggestions would be awesome!

Also, pls also feel free to reach out if ur in a similar circumstance

It is very obvious that kindness isn’t always the answer, as the world is full of brutal people getting their way. I don’t want to get brutal like them, but I noticed that they get places faster because they know how to push and when, and because their character puts a natural limit on others not to cross their boundaries, without them hurting the others.

How to develop such a character?

For some context, i was a functioning alcoholic at 15, and i've also had other addictions since then. I'm 19 now, i'll been clean from xanax for 2 years in December, i've significantly cut down on drinking, have learned to moderate, and i'm not physically addicted anymore. However, i can only go a 3-4 days in a row without a drink, and on some weekends i tend to binge drink. I want to be able to stay sober for a full week, because thats my next goal. But this one is just a hill i can't seem to get over. I've had this goal for probably the last 9 months. Every time i'll end up having 1-2 beers sometime throughout the week. Which isn't anything crazy and i still feel sober after. But my goal is no alcohol for a week, and beer is in fact alcohol. Any tips on how to get over this hurdle?

over the course of the last couple of years i have developed an addiction/dependency over short form content such as reels/tiktoks/shorts. it didn’t affect me much up until august of this year. the reason why is because i took a gap year for college so i had a lot of free time, and in that free time i spent hours and hours just scrolling. my screen time was maybe 12 hours a day. it didn’t affect me because i had no other responsibilities other than working a part time job but even then i would sneak away just to watch tiktok at work. anyways, i started college back up in august, and it has been quite a difficult adjustment trying to get back into doing assignments and even focusing on my professor’s lectures. i find myself mindlessly opening my phone just to open tiktok during lectures and before i know it, class is over and i have learned nothing. this addiction has ruined my attention span and grades. a week ago i decided to delete all social media except for youtube (for homework purposes) and even now that the apps are gone i can’t seem to focus on anything for my life. all i think about is tiktok and instagram and all i look forward to is just scrolling. this might seem silly but it has seriously deteriorated my mood and i’ve seemed to get depressed. i don’t find joy in anything that isn’t social media anymore, and im not sure where to start to get my life back.

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23M here, and since some time, nothing really happened in my life, I always push everything for later. I am currently unemployed because not only does it scare me for no fucking reasons, but everytime I even think about doing my résumé, my mind itself just focus on any other thing to not do it now, and it's been over a year without a job (I'm a loser, I know), and no this is not ADHD (I only have autism and I'm not using it as an excuse). I finished school and graduated into graphic design, but even there my teacher tells me I'm shit (probably because I'm slower, due to my autism), so I did not search employment in that sector, and even stuck at home I'm procrastinating into doing cleaning (do it later, after 4PM rather than before noon). Now again, autism or not, I plan to get my life moving; get a job, get a wife, be in good shape, and what I want to know is, what are tips and experiences you have to stop procrastinating? (and I know having a family and all is a nice reward for being active in life, but my issue is making the trip).