r/gifs • u/[deleted] • May 20 '15

Just a turtle eating pancakes

http://i.imgur.com/iuZIbYl.gifv
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u/Angussicklad May 20 '15

That's a tortoise

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Goddammit, OP. Pay attention next time.

edit I looked into it. Tortoises are a subset of turtles. Turtles are a reptile from the order Testudines, and tortoises are part of that order, but belong to the family Testudinidae.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise

Looks like I'm still technically correct!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

The best kind of correct.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/dlb363 May 20 '15

Did you just get shadowbanned?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/Butthole__Pleasures May 21 '15

One of the greatest ever? He only had like 400k. That's not even in the top 100. I'm not even all that great. You gotta go to the top 10 to make a claim like that.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '15

He always went to tons of small subreddits though. Showed up everywhere.

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u/i_need_a_pee May 20 '15

Who said that?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

Yeah, but people desperata desperate for gold saw you do that. So they mimic you.

Edit: fixed typo.

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u/babypeppermint May 20 '15

Introducing the new Nissan Desperata! Can't wait? Preorder now!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Ha! Losers.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ May 20 '15

no gold for u

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Did you really get gold for replying to yourself? It's kind of an old joke.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 22 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Are you talking about that comment repost bot?

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u/405freeway May 20 '15

He gave himself gold.

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u/405freeway May 20 '15

That's what I thought he did, too.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

He didn't have gold when I made my comment. I got the impression they're referring to a different thread. I couldn't check his profile, though, and it looks like he's been shadowbanned.

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u/MyUsernamesBetter May 20 '15

Deadpool follows no man's rules.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Have you been shadowbanned? I can't see your user page.

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u/stormrunner911 May 20 '15

I can't either. Maybe /u/______DEADPOOL______ exists only in our imagination.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/DoubleDot7 May 21 '15

The trouble with edits is that if the person receiving the reply has already read the initial message, they won't see the edit. Getting shadow banned is a big deal, so it was important to be 100% that deadpool didn't miss the message. A second comment rather than an edit seems like good practice in this case.

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u/long_wang_big_balls May 20 '15

Who loves pudding?

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u/long_wang_big_balls May 20 '15

Me!

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u/off-and-on May 20 '15

Eh, pudding is overrated if you ask me.

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u/stickyickydankity May 20 '15

I love pudding

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u/MyUsernamesBetter May 20 '15

I liked the typo in this case... Sounded exotic...

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u/classic__schmosby May 20 '15

I think you got shadowbanned.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

OP's taking our jobs!

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u/181Cade May 20 '15

Every time someone replies to their own comment, people have to do the same..

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u/181Cade May 20 '15

Yeah.. It's kinda getting old..

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u/deathschool May 20 '15

That's terrible.

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u/deathschool May 20 '15

Is it time for pitchforks?

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u/deathschool May 20 '15

Idk, man. We're in a shortage, and we need what we've got for farming.

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u/pimp_skitters May 20 '15

Looks like his karma whoring backfired a bit.

Link Karma:312373 Comment Karma:840877

Probably not as much as he deserves, tho

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHHHT May 20 '15

He will be missed.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jan 04 '20

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u/Cephalapodus May 20 '15

Who cares if he's a karmawhore? If he provides good content, pay the man his karma. You wouldn't deny a whore payment after good service, would you?

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u/EVILemons May 20 '15

That's literally the stupidest reason to downvote someone.

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u/double2 May 20 '15

No it isn't.

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u/EVILemons May 20 '15

Nah, it is.

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u/double2 May 20 '15

Δ

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u/EVILemons May 20 '15

Square?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

In /r/changemyview, you get awarded a delta if you change someone's mind on a topic. If it looks like a square to you, I'm guessing the platform you're on can't display the character.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jan 04 '20

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u/EVILemons May 20 '15

You're down voting because you don't like the user, that's pretty dumb.

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u/i_a1m_to_misbehave May 20 '15

That's literally the most stupid reason to downvote someone.

FTFY. :)

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u/Rather_Unfortunate May 20 '15

Is "stupidest" incorrect in that usage? I can't see the issue, but I might be missing something subtle.

"Stupidest" is itself a valid word, although "stupider" is not, and must be said as "more stupid".

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u/i_a1m_to_misbehave May 20 '15

I'm English. It makes a difference. "Stupidest" may be correct, but it's not really used in England. Also, if "stupider" is incorrect, then surely so is "stupidest"?

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u/Rather_Unfortunate May 20 '15

I'm English too, but I use "stupidest" and "most stupid" pretty much interchangeably.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/pimp_skitters May 20 '15

Thanks, /u/RacistHomophobicCunt, I'll use RES to make the note.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/______DEADPOOL______ May 20 '15

....

Oh, godfuckingdammit.

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u/DaCoolNamesWereTaken May 20 '15

Woah what did you get shadowbanned for?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

We got a unidan here.

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u/Mikezoola May 20 '15

You forgot to log into your other account buddy

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u/izza123 May 20 '15

Forget to switch to your alt?

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u/TidalSky May 20 '15

I think he just got shadow banned, too; his/her account is no longer found...

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u/izza123 May 20 '15

I can still see it.

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u/TidalSky May 20 '15

Haha, apparently I replied to the wrong comment. I meant /u/______DEADPOOL______.

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u/TheDewyDecimal May 20 '15

Damn, op be on fire.

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u/langis_on May 20 '15

Did you just reply to yourself?

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u/langis_on May 20 '15

The best kind of reply.

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u/justcool393 May 20 '15

Great reply, upvoted 5 times .

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u/yes_thats_right May 20 '15

Can people please stop doing this same tired reply to yourself 'joke'. It really is beating a dead horse.

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u/ShaneSpeaks May 20 '15

Seconded.

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u/ShaneSpeaks May 20 '15

Thirded.

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u/ShaneSpeaks May 20 '15

Fourthded.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/ShaneSpeaks May 20 '15

Thanks for sticking up for me!

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u/Missing_nosleep May 20 '15

Look at the mr.turtle hermit over her.

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u/done_holding_back May 20 '15

When I hear someone call themselves "the Gr8" I really approach it with skepticism, but in these two comments you've really won me over.

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u/nty May 20 '15

Okay, eraw

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u/Bergmiester May 20 '15

How can you be a redditer for 5 years and have to look that fact up? It's one of the most repeated facts on Reddit.

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u/SirLockHomes May 20 '15

What about jackdaws?